Haha right?!

@Raelynn, You're not old enough to drink. Says so in your profile

@Thelongspoon, i know :)

@Raelynn, Do you drink anyway?

@Thelongspoon, young people do dumb things

@Raelynn, I may be younger than you. But I'm at least old enough to drink. You're not. 

@Thelongspoon, ... Do you know how age works? If you may be younger than her, and she's not old enough to drink... then neither are you. Unless you live in a different country where the laws are different. But still. Think about this.


Sorry to interject, I just wanted to point that fallacy out.

@Gedeon Demoson, Do you know how legal drinking ages differ by country? If she's in the US and the drinking age is 21 but I'm in Europe and the drinking age is 16-18 I can be younger than her and be old enough to drink while she isn't. 

Sorry to interject. Just wanted to point out that you're a water brain. 

@Thelongspoon, I actually mentioned that. "Unless you live in a different country where the laws are different." I'm just saying, there's that. Additionally, who cares? As long as you aren't being totally stupid about it, who cares if you drink? No one. That's who. No one cares. Except maybe the law, but screw them.


Also, I just want to thank you for calling me a water brain, since most water creatures are actually amazingly intelligent. In fact, octopi are far more intelligent than humans, and if humans hadn't lucked out, octopi would be the dominant species on the planet. So thank you.

@Gedeon Demoson, You interjected to try and seem smart and you failed. So fuck you. 

@Thelongspoon, I didn't 'try' to seem smart. I was smart. You just chose to ignore select portions of what I said to suit your want to insult me. And when you attempted to insult me, I chose to change perspective and see it as a compliment, and so you failed.

So if anyone were to be fucked, 'twould be you.

Not to mention I would enjoy it. (just kidding, but only kinda)

@Gedeon Demoson,You're about as smart as a chimp with down syndrome 



"Twould be you" 



Mans not getting any pussy 

@Thelongspoon, 1. Chimps are actually quite smart. They can do hard maths in the amount of time it would take you to count to 1, and then swing to the next branch perfectly. And Down syndrome isn't even that big of a deal, and can lead to unconventional ways of learning and developing that people without it would never think of.

2. 'Twould be you is a perfectly reasonable thing to use, if a bit proper, but we could all do with some proper in our lives.

3. I don't care. This man ain't looking for 'pussy,' as you put it. But thanks for affirming me! So glad to see an ally out here!

@Gedeon Demoson, This man aint looking for pussy because he gave up on the hopeless search. 

@Thelongspoon, No, that's not why. Here, let me tell you a secret. Lean in, real close, real, real close, I'm gonna whisper it to you:



IM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BITCH! But nice try. 

@Gedeon Demoson, Became gay because he couldnt get any pussy. Like how they do in prison. 

@Thelongspoon, Nope. I was BORN this way. Like Lady Gaga. Except, more male, less meat dress. If I wanted to, I could get pussy. I don't want to. Because I'm not interested. People don't 'become' gay. Either you ARE gay, or you're faking. Or you just haven't figured yourself out yet. One of the three. Either way, gay isn't a choice, gay is a commitment. A commitment some people are forced into.

@Gedeon Demoson, People aren't born gay. Hence why heterosexuals turn gay when they go to prison 

@Gedeon Demoson, I aint reading allat faggot XD

@Thelongspoon, Your fault. Not mine. It's your choice to ignore logic placed right in front of you. I can do nothing but watch as you run right off the cliff.

And thanks for calling me a faggot. I feel so affirmed right now! I see that word, not as an insult, but a compliment. So thank you. It's nice to have an ally in this day and age. :)

@Gedeon Demoson, So anyway sexuality is not something you're born with. Being a fag was all you. 

@Thelongspoon, Yes it is. It is an innate part of you from the moment you're born. You may not always be aware of it, it may not always affect you, but it is something entirely irremovable from your being.

@Thelongspoon, Not how that works:



Born gay = gay

Doing gay things while in prison = Method of survival



Just doing gay things doesn't make you gay. There are many reasons why people who aren't gay or bi or hetero or any of the multitudes do gay or bi or hetero or any of the multitudes things. Some do it for money, some do it to experiment, some do it to broaden horizons, some do it on a dare, some are coerced, manipulated or forced into it, some do it to survive, some do it for none of these reasons at all.

Me, I was born gay. Some other person might do it to experiment. And some might do it to survive while in prison. Get yourself some big guy, become his bitch, and protect yourself, or become the big guy for a bunch of bitches. They rarely place men and women together in the same section, or even in the same penitentiary, which means that they had to find a way to survive, and a way to ease certain desires, and just pulling don't always satisfy.

Solid, if flawed, logic, though.

@Gedeon Demoson, Please don't interact with them further- they are an attention seeker. Do not please their twisted wants.

@Gedeon Demoson oh..!

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