Can I borrow this one for Stupid Cruel Jokes? I really like it.

I really like this one. Just enough morbid to be cruel. 

In an isolated system experiment like this, I believe that the chance of spontaneous reanimation through unprecedented large-scale electrical current makes it an 0.3% chance that a single dead toddler is able to change the light bulb, using other toddlers as heigh leverage with an average abdominal width of 22,74cm, meaning that at least 3 other toddlers are used, depending on the accessibility of the light bulb. Of course one would have to have other controlled variables such as the avaulability of easily accessible live wires and disposition of the household to Frankenstein-esque lightning strikes and conductivity. That is my PROFFESSIONAL opinion on the matter.