Oh my gosh!  I literally laughed out loud at this-- it's amazing!  One of my friends has crazy weird dreams too!  She had a dream about our science teacher (who is extremely weird) dancing in a too-short coral dress and... well... the rest was really an odd dream.
Anyway, this isn't another entry, it's a comment.  SO with that said, nice job!  You made me laugh, and that's a pretty hard thing to do! :P