【實體書有售】《青梅竹馬真係最難追》 - 序章22052022B

外頭陽光耀眼，以至過度耀眼。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3XYUNrGpv
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMibnmhMz4o
「呀！又送車尾…」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YnvwSI8nZ
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpv2nPCfdsi
才一下樓，我們要乘的小巴便在眼前絕塵而去，家常便飯。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7eN9CkD1K
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNUbn0y6Eq
「行落去？」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0QRz5KZfa
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8LkNRxmqD
除了坐小巴，我有時也會行下山，反正也是十五分鐘左右路程。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5bmCAN04u
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7YoyqRdTK
「唔濟，咁熱。」童桐在小巴站旁邊不知誰放下的椅子坐下。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC63TqmsAOv
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFK8zZke4Ew
五月已經算是初夏，即使一早一晚還略帶寒意，但現在走下去免不了汗流浹背。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UQJ9l3pXm
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDvDfWCEPP
而且童桐穿得相當漂亮，的確也不適合行下去。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaFQlq7KDo
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgNPEhJM5s
白髮帶，麻花辮，color con，露肩衫，格仔短裙，過膝襪…她一如以往也穿得相當日系，相當動人。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9WbHjIK8e
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIMJM15KlE
喜歡這樣的她，需要理由嗎？1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0uGhNssDB
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkHkzNVOr6
「所以你就鐘意佢？」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RQydGh39h
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNx5wjF8Kj
昨晚的回憶再度溢出，斷片後的記憶正在回復。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmRv0JaVSR
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNfk29ywtF
地點是在那間網吧。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XZT5K8oEb
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwNTrXaJRD
「都唔係既。」我說，「佢識打扮應該係中二，定…中三？」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61IjHpd2L9
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBlegOawI3
這是一間日式網吧，有包廂的那種，而這兒是外頭的公共區域，有雪櫃放飲品，也有一排排書架放著漫畫書。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltbi8i1YuO
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76i1E64GkZ
「唔重要。」眼前的毒男說，「我係話點解你鐘意佢。」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvEtSrVzep
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7P1X3A9mC
他的名字是Beta，真名不重要。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgYujasYaz
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYPvPJ4Bs1
「…日久生情？」我無信心地回答。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQ9aPxZh8I
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN6xsaA27N
至於旁邊的人是情聖，真名是程永勝，人如其名，自稱Ａ３８０，酒後自稱諾士佛台守夜師，因為要企足一晚（one night stand）1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUq86hfBY9
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCGkGLeyTx
「日久生情係解釋唔到你突然決定要追童桐。」情聖說，「你地幼稚園識到依加。」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexd6mDe1j4
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9EGWERXli
「喂，我係黎問你地點先追到佢。」我迴避自己沒法回答的問題。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18XCrcpbdU
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDTmYjoOhW
「如果你答唔到自己點解鐘意佢，想追佢，你係溝唔到佢。」Beta嚴肅地說。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XFJN2G9zq
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8Wal0mXJC
「住網吧，成枱飛機杯既Ａ０好意思話我？」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPIelnTYL4
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsQZvf9r3m
「首先，網吧不知幾好住。」Beta說，「再者你咪又係Ａ０。」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqgtHlq7HU
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqGSxH5NPt
Ａ０指的是從未談戀愛的人。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQFOJpNCsS
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaj3zg7SqpT
「我希望呢個唔係原因。」情聖說。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnE82PVPu9u
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuUFtxtHM9
「咩…咩原因。」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhkxrUTeVW
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVEwE7FE7f
「你想追童桐既原因。」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HHI2sXR03
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVAHm2Cu2w
「點…點解Ａ０係原因…」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIM3yi5uC4
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VG6sRqYWj
「你溝唔到任何女，於是…將你既魔爪伸向身邊既青梅竹馬…」情聖好像看到了甚麼噁心的東西。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKL70oQLkv
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvD2FSqR3z
剎那間，正在擦雪櫃玻璃的店員停下了手，拿出八達通準備拍卡的顧客其手凝在空中，連清潔著的姐姐也停下手中的地拖。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJw8uCJSmUD
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvv6tx8R6ni
「絕！對！唔！係！！」我嚴正否認。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPOf9Yjv7d
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnSGCE6Yst
「唯一解釋！呢個局你佈左２２年係咪！」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcK8FJbaAMH
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCRwjdywgE
「我最好係一出世就佈緊局啦！！」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsM4vVIDA3S
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xs3kQZji9
「拿拿拿，佢認左啦！佢認左啦！！」情聖的話術真的防不勝防！1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgMyc6uke1
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8y9oF5AeD
「我，我真係唔係！我之前咁樣，點可能溝到佢啫！」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOmKCastiJ
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQM4PKEHqZ
我說出了自己不打算說起的事。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PPVZlSDj3
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0W0Rv0XOea
「倒係。」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuChtRtpIJA
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQzyRZL23t
「嗯，合理。」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZFhoQxe0z
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCX9Ozbz7p
有一段日子我可是體重超過二百磅的胖子，而且挺不修邊幅，即使童桐沒有疏遠我，我也知道那是不可能的事。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwIaSbVqNS
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNS4fHTUzcU
畢竟，那時我眼中世界上一切都沒有意義。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTa18MyT5f
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGzSzVQ0EC
現在，有了嗎？我希望有。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPaM7HoG5s
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RLcRx2DNx
「所以你係一直都鐘意童桐，但係覺得自己無可能先至做住青梅竹馬先。」情聖說。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8KjeF0fI7
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8TupHcArS
「哼，人地一直都有拍拖，依加分左手咪有人覺得自己機會乘虛而入，係咪呀，馬川遊。」Beta冷冷地說。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAr848eFRJ
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWjR9bCfbH
「……」我沒有承認。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNqIlR1f0X
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD9z8S4rD6
也沒法否認。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg230HXlTqh
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFf7krLK1G
「但係佢之前都試過分左手架。」情聖說。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYGlZJiKQ5
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PhOEEJ7hA
「個時佢係一條２００磅既肥撚，分唔分手又關佢咩事？」Beta因為長期上網，語氣變得相當難聽，我們習慣了。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWMeyDZ3uV
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVp3s0T4vS
「…咁，咁都係。」要命的是Beta很多時候是對的。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0piJbSFUE
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODvW0bZe53
「所以佢依加分左手啦，你依加又減左肥啦，所以就覺得自己機會黎啦？」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8AJJvS9aZ
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFGuebxrLw
我點點頭。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthy7o2eNcY
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufyYWuFOGw
「天真。」Beta一句否定。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7DfGcwAet
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07dMrhUisx
我真的不明白這傢伙連女人手也沒有碰過可以這樣否定，雖說我唯一碰過女性的手也只有童桐，我媽和亞基。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6HcN35RNl
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxAY6jkRzh
「點解呢？」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6fjTflV4c
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6lFOhaL8l
「如果係其他女，你提升左條件，佢分左手，或者你係有機會。」Beta說，「但童桐同你由細玩到大，唔係咁易。」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQy5IFi2dQp
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PnDxd1af1
我自豪地說：「我連佢沖涼都見過喔？」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOHMWkEjl0
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4vzhIUaPS
是小學二年班我媽帶我們去海灘時的事。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUo4kPYOUm
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggQKZNNvyF
「噗！」情聖忍不住笑了出聲。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUtkwbjywP
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJjPf2PLUo
「喂？！」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x7wlDxE1a
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwFbg2QIc3
「呀遊你真係正式毒撚思維。」情聖說，「你睇過佢沖涼你都可以咁自豪？你以為你地咁親密咁曖昧係好事？」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnrNHlGaY8
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUgpWXJLX9
「唔…係咩？近水樓台先得月…」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGx7h3FYsH
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtuXUp5oJu
「人地溝女入左 Friend Zoon 已經可以宣佈失敗，呀遊，你係童桐心入面係Friend Zoon既盡頭啊大佬。」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfvujiwEYH
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxRejW1jq2
「Friend Zoon既盡頭…」我似乎低估了難度？1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTxVccRH18
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbn7noNUPx
「你以為溝個最熟既，由細玩到大既就係最易？」情聖說，「青梅竹馬先係最難溝！」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QM2nvBq2j
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Qhqlv9ns5
青梅竹馬才是最高難度，這話由閱女無數的情聖口中說出來別具說服力。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwJeqHc6Y4
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhkIfJXRaF
「唔撚係掛…」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyCvfbFIQ7
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGviworGFIK
「你依加瘦左，識少少打扮，講真我覺得你溝其他女會易Ｄ，你箭So個個師妹唔好咩？」情聖反建議。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1QgSzkRVg
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYZVvKuhCC
「但青梅竹馬真係咁難？」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWTHNOwV6n
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Hkzgr11gE
「係！！」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSApzS4EmZ3
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvOrkdxKk4
竟然還異口同聲。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSdXLxkNKz
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3paXgpl2dL
／／／／1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGh0PZ5EsRU
／／1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzN56CgROqh
／1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDHj69mNqg
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5nzLnSoGJ
「呀遊，上車啦？喂！」童桐躍上小巴，發現我還呆若木雞才回頭叫我。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJmmPa5Icv
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZENDHlMjzt
「啊，Sorry！」我連忙登車。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTrmY3rYKY
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTRK9f3Jrs
「嘟」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF49EgTndM
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDCB5BUupk
坐下，扣上安全帶。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER980Gu9tb
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5h8VLROCB
…童桐的大腿正貼著我的褲管，明明又不是第一次我在緊張個甚麼？1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTVFpxzE0s
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cav93sVEl
大概是心態變了吧。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkYQBKkYrw
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPV7sajHo3
「我地Book左…１１點？」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ985UNr4T2I
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSSWNTYKeQ
預約入場是我辦的，找路，帶路也是我負責。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7ziSbCN3x
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBSRijZPCI
我點頭說：「嗯，雖然走左班小巴，但應該黎得切。」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JzHcmXqbn
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs064Q8EDja
「附近有市集，我地可以行個邊Tea完再行下。」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQqVprfxsf
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOkRUYt2kX
我確定是心態變了。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1c7awtJK1
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczJvoqZbyB
這種行程對我來說已經發生過無數次，即使是她拍拖時我們也會間中單獨出去，但現在我心中竟然緊張起來，甚至在想—這不就是約會嗎？！1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvfAsG5IpH
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj03Ru0CBTK
真是糟糕，搞得我好像別有用心似的。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4y6SphGPg
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsM8Cmvc6lg
「呀遊？」看我不回答童桐問。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEzX69V6vN
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIt4Okk529b
「哦，市集，好…好呀！」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIEUimAz57
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6Y0m6gmEL
「仲頭痛緊？」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8VVItkdO1
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlp9YRR0Bbg
「無啦。」我媽說得對，一曬太陽走動一下便精神了。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nTr18HHAs
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOYu4TPzJf
「咁咪好，見你今日成個人呆晒咁。」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1DhqymFnP
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvVbqcKOrY
「夜訓啫哈哈…」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2lfHOOrLl
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNo4EHbluRG
「我大概３～４點左右到，組爸今日會唔會黎？」童桐完全無視我，直接發送錄音訊息。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaODh0HHJs8
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBTTGz4jwS
甚麼組爸。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDm02Gt9pp
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLYrwdRQIX
「會呀？！好呀！我買Tea 過黎俾你地呀！等陣見～」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouygLNTFUQ
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpyJIUcflV
甚，麼，組，爸？！1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jspGt14uR
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqlCuISaGY
「童桐，之前未聽過你講…」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOc9CVnqWO
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYEf8h5Y3R
「哦係呀，今日我都想你先見一見佢。」童桐說。1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtiyI1ZxTJ
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9RIY1d1o8
「組爸…？」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcgWIaMbdV
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bYy18ejDv
「嗯，之後我再同你講。」1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6cpPbEOFU
1755Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYaTsS3MG6
窗外的雜音先變得尖銳吵耳，然後恍如消失了一樣。