【實體書有售】《青梅竹馬真係最難追》 - 序章22052022B

外頭陽光耀眼，以至過度耀眼。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rOoWV4zho
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「呀！又送車尾…」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MqBVv9W0x
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才一下樓，我們要乘的小巴便在眼前絕塵而去，家常便飯。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cqnrfSNlX
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「行落去？」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq78Ee5PSZ5
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除了坐小巴，我有時也會行下山，反正也是十五分鐘左右路程。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooadJPiFWw
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「唔濟，咁熱。」童桐在小巴站旁邊不知誰放下的椅子坐下。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dq0aVsN7A
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五月已經算是初夏，即使一早一晚還略帶寒意，但現在走下去免不了汗流浹背。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOpbDPrDtN
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而且童桐穿得相當漂亮，的確也不適合行下去。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH72V11Lcy
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白髮帶，麻花辮，color con，露肩衫，格仔短裙，過膝襪…她一如以往也穿得相當日系，相當動人。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRgMQG5xfZ
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喜歡這樣的她，需要理由嗎？1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXmrhlLd2O
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「所以你就鐘意佢？」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaFyeWj8kW
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昨晚的回憶再度溢出，斷片後的記憶正在回復。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1grdyJ7N5
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地點是在那間網吧。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKS4iy4eFnd
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「都唔係既。」我說，「佢識打扮應該係中二，定…中三？」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI9ZnzUkt6
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這是一間日式網吧，有包廂的那種，而這兒是外頭的公共區域，有雪櫃放飲品，也有一排排書架放著漫畫書。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpypuE31vp2
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「唔重要。」眼前的毒男說，「我係話點解你鐘意佢。」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvVFGk8iQI
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他的名字是Beta，真名不重要。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGpoQhht3V
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「…日久生情？」我無信心地回答。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd29OnqBR44
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至於旁邊的人是情聖，真名是程永勝，人如其名，自稱Ａ３８０，酒後自稱諾士佛台守夜師，因為要企足一晚（one night stand）1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVUAVBvAya
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「日久生情係解釋唔到你突然決定要追童桐。」情聖說，「你地幼稚園識到依加。」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eQj1rRHec
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「喂，我係黎問你地點先追到佢。」我迴避自己沒法回答的問題。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOkz9wfuvT
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「如果你答唔到自己點解鐘意佢，想追佢，你係溝唔到佢。」Beta嚴肅地說。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopmTjh9f0X
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「住網吧，成枱飛機杯既Ａ０好意思話我？」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYKF5ZlvcB
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「首先，網吧不知幾好住。」Beta說，「再者你咪又係Ａ０。」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQksaV3Fmsc
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Ａ０指的是從未談戀愛的人。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eiu86Bdfj
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「我希望呢個唔係原因。」情聖說。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHI3FvJF2a
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「咩…咩原因。」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUc97SQXZFd
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「你想追童桐既原因。」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnaepY1kPm
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「點…點解Ａ０係原因…」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTL3rgMCyZ
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「你溝唔到任何女，於是…將你既魔爪伸向身邊既青梅竹馬…」情聖好像看到了甚麼噁心的東西。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNTEVzFUyK
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剎那間，正在擦雪櫃玻璃的店員停下了手，拿出八達通準備拍卡的顧客其手凝在空中，連清潔著的姐姐也停下手中的地拖。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtk5gY6mwP5
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「絕！對！唔！係！！」我嚴正否認。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEfto8LR1O
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「唯一解釋！呢個局你佈左２２年係咪！」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYGPCZ7Obw
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「我最好係一出世就佈緊局啦！！」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEbrvJ8QPU
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「拿拿拿，佢認左啦！佢認左啦！！」情聖的話術真的防不勝防！1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAiAReVRrB
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「我，我真係唔係！我之前咁樣，點可能溝到佢啫！」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLA5S8T7QS
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我說出了自己不打算說起的事。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxucQDNkIc
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「倒係。」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlskvb0DUt
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「嗯，合理。」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGqHeCdxNn
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有一段日子我可是體重超過二百磅的胖子，而且挺不修邊幅，即使童桐沒有疏遠我，我也知道那是不可能的事。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2Lc11UqTx
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畢竟，那時我眼中世界上一切都沒有意義。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhAGcyo5p7
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現在，有了嗎？我希望有。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwl90YJafe5
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「所以你係一直都鐘意童桐，但係覺得自己無可能先至做住青梅竹馬先。」情聖說。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4Mh3uDsaf
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「哼，人地一直都有拍拖，依加分左手咪有人覺得自己機會乘虛而入，係咪呀，馬川遊。」Beta冷冷地說。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwJkl7LCP0
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「……」我沒有承認。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qkow8j4fC
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也沒法否認。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirdy8F3QPp
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「但係佢之前都試過分左手架。」情聖說。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahNzUXg8eS
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「個時佢係一條２００磅既肥撚，分唔分手又關佢咩事？」Beta因為長期上網，語氣變得相當難聽，我們習慣了。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnPMd2bUmx
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「…咁，咁都係。」要命的是Beta很多時候是對的。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1MRHAm7T0
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「所以佢依加分左手啦，你依加又減左肥啦，所以就覺得自己機會黎啦？」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmQlE9Y8Y4
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我點點頭。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiE6XoBqhUq
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「天真。」Beta一句否定。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpS1oMuDzOm
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我真的不明白這傢伙連女人手也沒有碰過可以這樣否定，雖說我唯一碰過女性的手也只有童桐，我媽和亞基。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOX90WkFtkH
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「點解呢？」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6Ch8PjXeI
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「如果係其他女，你提升左條件，佢分左手，或者你係有機會。」Beta說，「但童桐同你由細玩到大，唔係咁易。」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOrWYpRwbs
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我自豪地說：「我連佢沖涼都見過喔？」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZKUaGRWnX
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是小學二年班我媽帶我們去海灘時的事。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLrPAQTVyP
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「噗！」情聖忍不住笑了出聲。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTd3Mtgo3ie
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「喂？！」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZ76NuGSLP
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「呀遊你真係正式毒撚思維。」情聖說，「你睇過佢沖涼你都可以咁自豪？你以為你地咁親密咁曖昧係好事？」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlG0UzKU3C3
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「唔…係咩？近水樓台先得月…」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CSD0QNb57
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「人地溝女入左 Friend Zoon 已經可以宣佈失敗，呀遊，你係童桐心入面係Friend Zoon既盡頭啊大佬。」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXS69lqmbS8
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「Friend Zoon既盡頭…」我似乎低估了難度？1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BkhgfHLti
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「你以為溝個最熟既，由細玩到大既就係最易？」情聖說，「青梅竹馬先係最難溝！」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4opnuoTBX
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青梅竹馬才是最高難度，這話由閱女無數的情聖口中說出來別具說服力。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqhRdAKQuc
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「唔撚係掛…」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcL1ZAe7W4V
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「你依加瘦左，識少少打扮，講真我覺得你溝其他女會易Ｄ，你箭So個個師妹唔好咩？」情聖反建議。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVlYa22lMG
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「但青梅竹馬真係咁難？」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxkZ58MOyM
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「係！！」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWB4oP1ILS
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竟然還異口同聲。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHd5NveYwL
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「呀遊，上車啦？喂！」童桐躍上小巴，發現我還呆若木雞才回頭叫我。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOj4h28Jrx
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「啊，Sorry！」我連忙登車。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglHNNfs1CN
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「嘟」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBOAjyWVoL
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坐下，扣上安全帶。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7z5OfuIa2
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…童桐的大腿正貼著我的褲管，明明又不是第一次我在緊張個甚麼？1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFuHw9VbYL
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大概是心態變了吧。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdijQWppGE
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「我地Book左…１１點？」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0Z2ohVAoO
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預約入場是我辦的，找路，帶路也是我負責。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6qHBOiupR
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我點頭說：「嗯，雖然走左班小巴，但應該黎得切。」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dwnSCmzQk
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「附近有市集，我地可以行個邊Tea完再行下。」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UK40fOaAG
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我確定是心態變了。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoxx4Diri7
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這種行程對我來說已經發生過無數次，即使是她拍拖時我們也會間中單獨出去，但現在我心中竟然緊張起來，甚至在想—這不就是約會嗎？！1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigco29zs7M
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真是糟糕，搞得我好像別有用心似的。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3BRKNulsP
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「呀遊？」看我不回答童桐問。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGnK4dhv5y
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「哦，市集，好…好呀！」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1RaORxf3w
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「仲頭痛緊？」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GHM6pqLAy
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「無啦。」我媽說得對，一曬太陽走動一下便精神了。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dJtOemHqn
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「咁咪好，見你今日成個人呆晒咁。」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQczayatMh
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「夜訓啫哈哈…」1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERcySoixpZ
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「我大概３～４點左右到，組爸今日會唔會黎？」童桐完全無視我，直接發送錄音訊息。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDOexhHw45
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甚麼組爸。1685Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHGY7KzDGc
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