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端午節活動 - WHAT IF 屈原沒有投河的話？
ENTRY #36
Author: Rig Xiao
Published:
Jun 5, 2022
端午節活動 - WHAT IF 屈原沒有投河的話？
Published:
Jun 5, 2022
ENTRY #36
屈原沒有投江的世界
Author: Rig Xiao
Published:
Jun 5, 2022
1 Min Read
157 Words
No Plagiarism!riY3vT6ybmW2xVqh9H6Oposted on PＥNAＮＡ

屈原沒有投江，所以這條世界線我們一樣要上班上課，沒有高熱量又油又膩的粽子可以吃，只好全面改吃水煮優格餐。

因為他不跳河，所以也沒龍舟可以划了

國人又找到一個不運動的藉口。

於是全國肥胖率上升，健康指數下降。

健身運動產業全面宗教信仰改拜屈原，

一邊感恩減少高熱量飲食的結果，

一邊痛斥端午體能活動的消失。

是故後代世人奉為三閭大夫，又稱熱量之神。422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSzavIwaCL

謝謝指教。

422Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOhI08Dm9I

216.73.216.225

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