The Small Things

My older sister is mad at me for not telling her where the instruction pamphlet for the COVID test is (it was literally right in front of her)...605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9QMltm763
yet she screams at me for trying to help her rip open her swab packet...?605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WWcfNfnkP

And then she comes up to my room, glares at me, then says, "You know, you just wasted so much time for me."605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA4xbP2ahg
I ask, "Why?"605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9umxCAXdO
She answers, "Because you made me freakin' time you!"605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvecBjmHbG1
I'm...sorry? What am I supposed to say?? Yes, I asked her to set a 10 minute timer because I didn't have my phone with me, but it was her that was just texting on her phone during those 10 minutes instead of doing homework.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVD39k2JCz

Oh! She also yells up the stairs that she "can't open the test tube" but I don't do anything because I know she'll get pissed off if I do it for her.

Please, I am ready to get out of here. Someone kidnap me so I can escape my sister's stupidity. If she ever calls me when she has her own place and asks me a stupid question like "How do you use the oven?" I am going to quite literally drive/run/fly/ride over to where she lives and slap her.

She claimed to not know how to fill our dog's water bowl until two years ago.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKueCXJ1dF
She also didn't know how to use the toaster until one year ago.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FUtPyn0x6
And she still doesn't know how to make effing Jell-O.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuGmKes0HK
She also still asks how long she should put food in the microwave for.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgN138olYc
Let's not forget about the time she almost burned the house down trying to fry an egg.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHedTUy7xXF
Or the time she asked how to pour juice.605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rHurXE3hi

Did I mention that she's older than me?

The list could go on and on. I'm just trying to say that she is hopeless in life and unpredictable.

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