在地獄中,孟婆A是孟婆部門裡最資深的孟婆。317Please respect copyright.PENANAudlu3qopMN
有一天,「孟婆書院」剛畢業的孟婆新鮮人B到孟婆部門報到,孟婆主管安排孟婆學妹B跟著孟婆學姊A學習學習。317Please respect copyright.PENANAtyBT8M7gHM
孟婆學妹B帶著紙和毛筆跟在孟婆學姊A一整天,努力記下工作常規還有「眉角」。孟婆學姊A也一整天叮嚀東,叮嚀西,希望孟婆學妹B趕快上手,好分擔他的工作。317Please respect copyright.PENANA7CjIeN8XgL
一天過後,下班時間,孟婆部門回到孟婆宿舍休息。孟婆們洗澡的洗澡,洗衣的洗衣,吃飯的吃飯。317Please respect copyright.PENANADpSKyGXi7n
孟婆學姊A帶著「新配方孟婆湯樣本」回到宿舍,新配方孟婆湯樣本很重要,用玻璃瓶裝著,帶在身上比較保險。孟婆學姊A將新配方孟婆湯樣本放在交誼廳的櫃子上,他走到一旁冰箱面前,打開冰箱,拿自己的晚餐出來。他將自己的晚餐放在交誼廳桌子上,正要拿新配方孟婆湯樣本放進去冰箱的時候,發現新配方孟婆湯樣本不見了!317Please respect copyright.PENANAoq1JCUpeUJ
不!怎麼會不見?317Please respect copyright.PENANAbyoCSHswar
他觀察經過的孟婆,開口詢問有沒有看到新配方孟婆湯樣本的玻璃瓶?孟婆路人說沒看到。317Please respect copyright.PENANAWgnOXNTmJL
這時候,孟婆學妹B走過來,詢問每位孟婆:「這裡是哪裡?我要怎麼搭車回家?」317Please respect copyright.PENANAFf546U2GyM
所有孟婆的目光全部看向孟婆學妹B……他喝了那瓶新配方孟婆湯樣本!317Please respect copyright.PENANAlTrPQQmrGl
孟婆學姊A:「怎麼辦?怎麼辦?」317Please respect copyright.PENANAln1SYKji0o
孟婆學姊C:「讓他去人間好了,寫報告很麻煩。」317Please respect copyright.PENANAi5x07u7lvt
孟婆學姊D:「我才不要因為這樣被牽連,報告很難寫!」317Please respect copyright.PENANA9c8nctogRO
孟婆學姊A:「孟婆部門規定說一人偷喝孟婆湯,全部門寫報告,這規定真的很不合理。」317Please respect copyright.PENANAYlhZC5dImx
孟婆學姊D不管三七二十一,直接扛起孟婆學妹B,直接往孟婆宿舍窗戶外面丟。317Please respect copyright.PENANAvbInCdPeql
「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……」孟婆學妹B消失在雲霧中。317Please respect copyright.PENANALRL12yfzzj
全孟婆部門當作什麼事也沒發生。317Please respect copyright.PENANAUVGdYZaInb
孟婆學姊A沒有了新配方孟婆湯樣本很緊張,隔天想想還是辭職好了,被高層就責很麻煩。孟婆學姊A帶著辭職信跟閻羅王辭職,閻羅王跟孟婆學姊A面談,桌上有2杯飲料還有孟婆學姊A的辭職信。317Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8EsA2MpK5
閻羅王:「生涯規劃很完整,本王祝福你未來順利,這杯本王敬你。」317Please respect copyright.PENANAn4I6glmfsF
閻羅王跟孟婆學姊A一起乾杯。317Please respect copyright.PENANAcf5tJdKxky
閻羅王:「從現在起你就是孟婆。」317Please respect copyright.PENANAddnzeg1QMl
孟婆學姊A傻楞楞地說:「好。」317Please respect copyright.PENANAxWmfyvs64z
孟婆學姊A搞丟新配方孟婆湯樣本的事情就這樣不了了之。317Please respect copyright.PENANAcots9SCwBV
孟婆學姊A被分配到顧「新配方孟婆湯2.0」爐子,他努力攪拌新配方孟婆湯2.0,攪攪攪……聽說這次新配方是肉骨茶口味,不知道味道濃不濃?需不需要再加調味包?317Please respect copyright.PENANAl6zIUwkOFt
他舀起一杓孟婆湯喝一口嚐味道,味道不錯很滿意。317Please respect copyright.PENANAwv9W1BdQll
他舀起一杓孟婆湯喝一口嚐味道,味道不錯很滿意。317Please respect copyright.PENANAYIoSduLd5N
他舀起一杓孟婆湯喝一口嚐味道,味道不錯很滿意。317Please respect copyright.PENANAul2GRS5f9X
他舀起一杓孟婆湯喝一口嚐味道,味道不錯很滿意。317Please respect copyright.PENANAJL5rSPi9YD
他舀起一杓孟婆湯喝一口嚐味道,味道不錯很滿意……317Please respect copyright.PENANAg83m6hOmSI
那一天,孟婆部門全體一起寫報告。317Please respect copyright.PENANATPtFxHACUo
317Please respect copyright.PENANAuI1TiHxC5B
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