「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」1468Please respect copyright.PENANAATXHfGkEVn
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「我哋擔心你咋,騙色事少呀,騙財事大吖嘛。」1468Please respect copyright.PENANA5OheYfZj9T
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「我哋唔提你,你有無諗過佢係嚟呃你嘅先?」1468Please respect copyright.PENANAYjpE0zl2s8
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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。1468Please respect copyright.PENANAqHFUv59YFr
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」1468Please respect copyright.PENANAIjSlV85AO5
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「你可能被高級騙子睇中咗。」1468Please respect copyright.PENANAkxmWSmdR4f
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。1468Please respect copyright.PENANACVPOkWUzwc
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「一個同你好夾嘅人,一係就真係好夾,一係就迎合緊你。」1468Please respect copyright.PENANATPtzHFSxOn
「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁,都係佢主動講架喎,唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」1468Please respect copyright.PENANAVA8xrWjy4d
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾,招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」1468Please respect copyright.PENANAmO3vmsf2TN
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「啱呀啱呀,你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦,鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」1468Please respect copyright.PENANA8nQ8OI1o2s
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諗落又有道理,愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。1468Please respect copyright.PENANAFASJiVahlz
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食完飯,蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企,事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸,即係八爪魚。1468Please respect copyright.PENANAmk9rWzVZZx
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐,係風水「魚」嚟,旺財嘅。1468Please respect copyright.PENANA7gxb8U8Ap1
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隻嘢好聰明,又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去,所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。1468Please respect copyright.PENANAz8V71M95J1
搭巴士返屋企,又喺車上面同阿琴傾偈。1468Please respect copyright.PENANApoY0vocIZY
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「我準備入海底。」1468Please respect copyright.PENANA1oR042XbQd
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「住港島定九龍?」1468Please respect copyright.PENANALcgyG5C3SW
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巴士進入紅隧。1468Please respect copyright.PENANASZs9Q8ZUK5
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「Blublublublublublu。」1468Please respect copyright.PENANAf1TCXSQ7yV
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「頂,笑死我。」1468Please respect copyright.PENANA0PSLx8qyd6
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「bulubulu。」1468Please respect copyright.PENANA5M68fngiqa
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「我諗起個笑話,知唔知點解海係藍色?」1468Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0diwahkaj
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「bublu。」1468Please respect copyright.PENANAnOSvKF3xWg
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「因為啲魚喺度Blueblueblueblue!」1468Please respect copyright.PENANAtyfyHOFMy4
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「bububu!」1468Please respect copyright.PENANAit3pu2LQU8
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「blululubululu!」1468Please respect copyright.PENANAwZm846OXRm
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「我上返水面喇。」1468Please respect copyright.PENANAO3sri1fRqB
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「你真係好撚戇鳩!」1468Please respect copyright.PENANA0o4JxWzMCt


