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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。1512Please respect copyright.PENANAZu5SRXq6Xd
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」1512Please respect copyright.PENANAZBulIztvub
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。1512Please respect copyright.PENANAqviBbc4omc
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