My Contest Submissions - Autocorrect

From Esfandiar C. Hale's contest, Text Message Contest.

--Today, 7:02 AM--

Jack: hey how's your trip going

Me: Great so far. eating breakfast rn

Jack: nice what is it

Me: Eiffel

Me: Awful

Jack: what

Me: Sorry typing w one hand. autocorrect I meant waffle

Jack: nah ur good. call me back when ur coming home

Me: alr cya!

Me: miss you lol

Error: Message not delivered.

--Today, 9:37 PM--

Me: hey you there?

Jack: yeah what's up

Me: just bored. are you playing sum?

Jack: not right now. what time is it for u?

Me: 9:37 pm. You?

Jack: 2:37 am

Me: Damnn why are you not asleep?

Jack: idk. maybe bcuz someone is currently texting me and preventing my sleep

Me: ohh shit mb. go to sleep now haha

Jack: ur good bro. I'll stay up if you want

Me: just a few minutes if thats alr?

Jack: np

Me: so is it still soviet back home?

Jack: what?

Jack: soviet union ended 30 years ago

Me: LOL DUMBASS

Me: I meant snowing*

Jack: how tf does snowing autocorrect to soviet?

Me: IDK

Jack: I may be the dumbass but ur the one with fat fingers

Jack: and no it's not snowing anymore

Me: it's this damn phone's fault.

Me: last time it autocorrected sister to skittles.

Jack: impossible. ur fault not the phone

Me: how?

Jack: Because u just suck at typing

Me: and u suck at oxide

Me: liee

Me: ..life

Jack: just proved my point. ur not even trying at this point LMFAO

Me: lmaoooo alright gn i love you

Jack: lolol autocorrect again?

Me: oh yeah sorry.

Me: Shit.

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