14歲の殘酷青春物語 - 《十四歲の殘酷青春物語。第五季》[打怪大作戰Mission Ridiculous。020 驚夢與Love’ s not for me！]

當我盧仔再次上洗手間的時候，都會看清楚門牌上的「Gentleman」的英文字，才敢進入學校的「男」洗手間去：男女在某些事情上是不會有平等的？儘管內急，但依然要小心為尚，先行看清楚室內四周的一切設備，確定是男洗手間才敢走進廁格方便去。

然而……

真的有點像「墨菲定律」------就是說要出錯的，始終會出錯？當我舒暢了、方便了以後，一打開廁格的門；卻發現了幽小魂背向著我，但一臉緋紅的她卻倒映在鏡子的面前來。

「盧仔……」

幽小魂面向鏡子卻對著倒映在鏡子上的我，幽幽地說話：

「盧仔，你可以……可以放下張吉蒂(Kitty Cheung) 嗎？」

「我……你……」

我，根本不知道在此時此刻如何反應；幽小魂的心事？但願理解也願意……可是，突然之間，鏡子的倒影一變而為吉蒂，怎麼會這樣子？

「盧仔，你忘記了我嗎？你說過……一生一世的……」

「吉蒂，你回來了嗎？但我沒有說過……一生一世的……」

突然，那個女生轉過身來，忽地是幽小魂的臉龐，卻又忽地是張吉蒂的面孔，閃爍不定地在我的眼前去復往還，把我逼迫得只好走回廁格的裡面去，並且把門關上，我肯定是發噩夢；但卻也幽美的，兩個美少女的美麗臉孔，依舊在我的眼前揮之不去！

睜開眼睛，全身冷汗，下身濕濕的；我在黑暗中簡單清潔，把骯髒的處理後，穿上外套、褲子，因為始終夜涼如水！到書桌前來開窗、開燈，外面依然漆黑一片，夜中很寧靜，我想起了吉蒂她們是怎麼樣學習英文，其實端賴2E班的英文科老師Miss Fok；她是一個慈祥而幽雅的中年女士，她的金絲眼鏡下的高雅儀容，一口流行利的英式腔調------是她自己說的，我們2E班同學又怎麼會曉得分辨英式的、美式的？

曾幾何時，英文科老師Miss Fok為我們2E班的同學的改上了英文名字，最經典是如風的Windy、阿水的Walter！女班長則叫Thresa、高個子叫Vincent……反而，吉蒂較為容易，Kitty是也；王嘉明呢？是「Elise」，至於我盧仔，不會真的是Donkey吧？其實，因為盧仔太深入2E班的同學們的心中，反而忘了我的英文名字，並順便改我的渾名：「Donkey」！

英文科老師Miss Fok教我們聽歌學英文，尤其係學習Tenses；最記得是吉蒂Kitty買了一架小型的錄音機，把卡式錄音帶放進去，戴上有線耳筒。這時候的她陶醉在樂韻之中，你知道嘛？十四歲少女最美的臉容及姿態，都盡在吉蒂Kitty的身上來。

有一次，吉蒂Kitty跑來向我說：

「盧仔，聽聽這一首歌，旋律及調子都是很動聽的哩！」

「歌名是什麼？」

吉蒂把一邊的耳筒塞進我的耳朵裡去，我就問她歌名；只見她想了一會兒，笑了一下，說：

「歌名？都忘了，反正很動聽！」

究竟，是什麼英文歌？直到她退學離校後，我方才記得這樣的一首英文歌，翻查之下，原來是《Love's Not For Me》，由英國創作歌手Graham Gouldman一手包辦曲詞及主唱，是1980年卡通電影《Animalympics》的原聲歌曲。Graham Gouldman是英國搖滾組合「10cc」的主將。我把吉蒂送給我的錄音帶放進我新買的卡式錄音機，戴上有線耳筒慢慢細味我和吉蒂的相聚每一刻：

I've always run away320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWrTSbs8XZ
From things that tie me down320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rV4x5Y8rU
My life I love320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCvQJfoRpK
But love's not for me320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkao2SUOTk

I see my goal ahead320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSx38nVJaG
With nothing in the way320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZZwOnevTw
If love should come320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHEzxCkfOd
Then I'll run away320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLU84wqgJL

I've always been the type of man320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwX3IGvOHFC
Who's dedicated to his cause320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJPzmN5poS
And it's a lonely road I run320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtyMuBxduR
But I'll stay faithful to my course320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEub9hJPOtd
There's only one direction320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKU3Yfrk72e

There comes a time when you must choose320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWQX9IjNpO
About the path you're gonna take320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uBTo9X2vl
And you must take it win or lose320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCQ0a43osF
And if you lose it's your mistake320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNudmKWEPJS
There's only one direction320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgxl4SNgP0

So when the race is won320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5Hzs1g7sH
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Alone again but where are you320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6qkU4hoLo
Alone again but where are you

《Love's Not For Me》這首歌，好像跟電影《Animalympics》(動物奧運會，1978)的主題有點格格不入的感覺。但細心歌詞帶出的，Love並不是Win or Lose那麼簡單，總要有緣份，以及很多不確定的因素在其中，愛情又是否冥冥中自有主宰？

接著，是女歌手Charlene Duncan的《I've Never Been to Me》我記得吉蒂曾告訴我，這首歌是很女性的，很有女生自我覺醒的情歌。其實，我已經忘記了我和吉蒂是在哪兒聽這首歌；因為在哪兒或什麼時候都不重要，重要的是只有我跟吉蒂在一起兩人的時候……

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Ooh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XKtQtcfor
Took the hand of a preacher man320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfBs5h8u4I
And we made love in the sun320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglOVJANDoI
But I ran out of places and friendly faces320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1kPitWKmw
Because I had to be free

I've been to paradise but I've never been to me...320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hF4zai2Ne

Please lady please lady320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkal0S5YpL
Don't just walk away320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ906aymFSdA
'Cause I have this need to tell you320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXvzgec2Q3
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Still living in your eyes

Won't you share a part320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQn7TkiSuH3
Of a weary heart that has lived a million lives320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfj3JNhQFap

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I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaIUQXup8l
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I've been undressed by kings320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvgvxgvLKv
And I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'posed to see320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnK4iEcNU7
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me...320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxm2VhBiBZ

Hey, you know what paradise is?320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rXSdCbUaE
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As we like them to be320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU41DAnmLZ
But you know what truth is?

It's that little baby you're holding320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCC8CmSv4SW
and it's that man you fought with this morning320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVWyPo53nw
The same one you are gonna make love to tonight320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5QjVBJO9q
That's truth that's love320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcJcPkbjig

Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqTEH64XTu
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Hey lady I've been to paradise320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7dSz53K8g
But I've never been to me...320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHmcb2ADx8

I've been to paradise - never been to me320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM23b5IJ6F
(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DAXXLdTnI
I've been to paradise - never been to me320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHjObJQTmL
(I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61eCs5G5MQ
While I sipped champagne on a yacht)320Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53x5P98Y2Q
I've been to paradise - never been to me