14歲の殘酷青春物語 - 《十四歲の殘酷青春物語。第五季》[打怪大作戰Mission Ridiculous。020 驚夢與Love’ s not for me！]

當我盧仔再次上洗手間的時候，都會看清楚門牌上的「Gentleman」的英文字，才敢進入學校的「男」洗手間去：男女在某些事情上是不會有平等的？儘管內急，但依然要小心為尚，先行看清楚室內四周的一切設備，確定是男洗手間才敢走進廁格方便去。

然而……

真的有點像「墨菲定律」------就是說要出錯的，始終會出錯？當我舒暢了、方便了以後，一打開廁格的門；卻發現了幽小魂背向著我，但一臉緋紅的她卻倒映在鏡子的面前來。

「盧仔……」

幽小魂面向鏡子卻對著倒映在鏡子上的我，幽幽地說話：

「盧仔，你可以……可以放下張吉蒂(Kitty Cheung) 嗎？」

「我……你……」

我，根本不知道在此時此刻如何反應；幽小魂的心事？但願理解也願意……可是，突然之間，鏡子的倒影一變而為吉蒂，怎麼會這樣子？

「盧仔，你忘記了我嗎？你說過……一生一世的……」

「吉蒂，你回來了嗎？但我沒有說過……一生一世的……」

突然，那個女生轉過身來，忽地是幽小魂的臉龐，卻又忽地是張吉蒂的面孔，閃爍不定地在我的眼前去復往還，把我逼迫得只好走回廁格的裡面去，並且把門關上，我肯定是發噩夢；但卻也幽美的，兩個美少女的美麗臉孔，依舊在我的眼前揮之不去！

睜開眼睛，全身冷汗，下身濕濕的；我在黑暗中簡單清潔，把骯髒的處理後，穿上外套、褲子，因為始終夜涼如水！到書桌前來開窗、開燈，外面依然漆黑一片，夜中很寧靜，我想起了吉蒂她們是怎麼樣學習英文，其實端賴2E班的英文科老師Miss Fok；她是一個慈祥而幽雅的中年女士，她的金絲眼鏡下的高雅儀容，一口流行利的英式腔調------是她自己說的，我們2E班同學又怎麼會曉得分辨英式的、美式的？

曾幾何時，英文科老師Miss Fok為我們2E班的同學的改上了英文名字，最經典是如風的Windy、阿水的Walter！女班長則叫Thresa、高個子叫Vincent……反而，吉蒂較為容易，Kitty是也；王嘉明呢？是「Elise」，至於我盧仔，不會真的是Donkey吧？其實，因為盧仔太深入2E班的同學們的心中，反而忘了我的英文名字，並順便改我的渾名：「Donkey」！

英文科老師Miss Fok教我們聽歌學英文，尤其係學習Tenses；最記得是吉蒂Kitty買了一架小型的錄音機，把卡式錄音帶放進去，戴上有線耳筒。這時候的她陶醉在樂韻之中，你知道嘛？十四歲少女最美的臉容及姿態，都盡在吉蒂Kitty的身上來。

有一次，吉蒂Kitty跑來向我說：

「盧仔，聽聽這一首歌，旋律及調子都是很動聽的哩！」

「歌名是什麼？」

吉蒂把一邊的耳筒塞進我的耳朵裡去，我就問她歌名；只見她想了一會兒，笑了一下，說：

「歌名？都忘了，反正很動聽！」

究竟，是什麼英文歌？直到她退學離校後，我方才記得這樣的一首英文歌，翻查之下，原來是《Love's Not For Me》，由英國創作歌手Graham Gouldman一手包辦曲詞及主唱，是1980年卡通電影《Animalympics》的原聲歌曲。Graham Gouldman是英國搖滾組合「10cc」的主將。我把吉蒂送給我的錄音帶放進我新買的卡式錄音機，戴上有線耳筒慢慢細味我和吉蒂的相聚每一刻：

I've always run away318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HxzGRkaa5
From things that tie me down318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcZp5WRyFy
My life I love318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcfdgr4qjl
But love's not for me318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyKlh0goM4

I see my goal ahead318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaKbDAF2jJ
With nothing in the way318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUD8JpuyM5
If love should come318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDr16Gc4sk
Then I'll run away318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sRoX3gmK6

I've always been the type of man318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbKI1Lfx9O
Who's dedicated to his cause318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7bKfaIgF4
And it's a lonely road I run318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXC02FkGDG
But I'll stay faithful to my course318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SYIB9cM9G
There's only one direction318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHqyzWJf0E

There comes a time when you must choose318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28qcy3J6CR
About the path you're gonna take318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMg1tlgzMzf
And you must take it win or lose318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnE6uYEJGGW
And if you lose it's your mistake318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXw4c9CXGj
There's only one direction318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPNHkCFojt

So when the race is won318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jdtfwJ0yk
And there's nothing left to do318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRETCqRLYBZ
Alone again but where are you318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xGXKKaoxN
Alone again but where are you

《Love's Not For Me》這首歌，好像跟電影《Animalympics》(動物奧運會，1978)的主題有點格格不入的感覺。但細心歌詞帶出的，Love並不是Win or Lose那麼簡單，總要有緣份，以及很多不確定的因素在其中，愛情又是否冥冥中自有主宰？

接著，是女歌手Charlene Duncan的《I've Never Been to Me》我記得吉蒂曾告訴我，這首歌是很女性的，很有女生自我覺醒的情歌。其實，我已經忘記了我和吉蒂是在哪兒聽這首歌；因為在哪兒或什麼時候都不重要，重要的是只有我跟吉蒂在一起兩人的時候……

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Cursing at your life318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRW89AjyZH
You're a discontented mother318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzPZ1N44Bs
And a regimented wife318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMUTFVQcnw
I 've no doubt318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Hoa33tNkc
You dream about the things you'll never do318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2mi3cCKZH
But I wish someone had a talk to me like I wanna talk to you318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7VzxieGos

Ooh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslOMk46uyS
Took the hand of a preacher man318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHh7o8uIMm
And we made love in the sun318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySs9dlDOGC
But I ran out of places and friendly faces318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYYNhkzsTA
Because I had to be free

I've been to paradise but I've never been to me...318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom6jyNVGbq

Please lady please lady318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z5jWl43PB
Don't just walk away318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXaTCJNh13
'Cause I have this need to tell you318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXlPpVKcCt
Why I'm all alone today318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlq4gHnJ6j
I can see so much of me318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlpWNyMRfO
Still living in your eyes

Won't you share a part318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wWnqpxY4G
Of a weary heart that has lived a million lives318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMfzM6smjF

Ooh, I've been to Nice and the Isle of Greece318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWLI3gzm6G
When I sipped champagne on a yacht318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF690FO6YCl
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfU25NJePas
And showed them what I've got318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN17pzs62sq

I've been undressed by kings318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNoFIrpG3p
And I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'posed to see318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3p6oBZ4f3C
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me...318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79VwIsTZy7

Hey, you know what paradise is?318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQ74VJlup2
It's a lie318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1QjL7Ogcz
A fantasy we created about people and places318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwj7A8yqa9
As we like them to be318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR3bJqgKhQ
But you know what truth is?

It's that little baby you're holding318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VjLdEmj1l
and it's that man you fought with this morning318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvAXBjLHW4
The same one you are gonna make love to tonight318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDneNx1FEVf
That's truth that's love318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJwQQdJGzy

Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOUZS2cjzM
That might have made me complete318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkbloVdUec
But I, I took the sweet life318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQeduG3vaa
I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1hO4RjZYs

I spent my life exploring318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKFoFoiXSD
The subtle whoring318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIx0dWOzXv
That costs too much to be free318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKh9kYdzLl
Hey lady I've been to paradise318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRwDXFGvAi
But I've never been to me...318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RpdrBGMAB

I've been to paradise - never been to me318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3StZJrICE
(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1CKD5Gjt9
I've been to paradise - never been to me318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtFfmW4jEP
(I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42LMKGsM6D
While I sipped champagne on a yacht)318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUF2TEZCCL
I've been to paradise - never been to me