和吸血鬼分手的正確方式

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與一隻七百年的吸血鬼分手該用什麼方式？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGExptjZCZ
一、直接說。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmmKV3TGTc
「我想分手。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1K5dt5jCe3
「好。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5NiBHYsBs
？！這麼乾脆……779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLqsc3v6qJ
「那……」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBm9UlLA0A
「分手前我們先來清算一下各自的財產，還有這七百年來我們彼此花在對方身上的錢……」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncJlYEyWR1
「……不用算得那麼清吧？我其實……無所謂的。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5PAzqvym6
「要算得清楚，才能分得乾淨，不是嗎？」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsQKXZzI9D
「……好吧。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBVfKs2ERF
一天、兩天……一星期過去了。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnmepVArBK
「根本算不完啊！！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQi4UnzK1Ub
「加油，你還有六百七十五年又三個月二十天的帳沒算。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynJduv9QcH
「……我不玩了。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xdUxjPyRA
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二、劈腿。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56crXYC49i
直接找個新對象就能讓他死心吧？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAzFZfYO0Q
他心裡算盤打得啪啦響，沒想到……779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KX6PKam7W
「你守在我和我新對象的房裡幹什麼？」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKU0aQzIiez
「觀摩他到底哪一點比我好？沒關係，你們繼續，我不打擾。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjyBMSHfYC
「……」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1YlXVIHw7
「覺得我礙事，我也可以當一隻小蝙蝠，就掛在窗上，沒事的，不用在意我。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhaJAZtWpa
「……」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0c6P1KXrA
「對不起，我打擾兩位了，我滾。」新對象如是說。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMEhB81YlD
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三、我躲！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyUquLwrJH
直接分手不成，難道還不能直接躲他嗎？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflUY7XCwzK
相信躲久了，他也會忘記他這個人的。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdGiSkD7F3
錯了。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUDxYMf3eY
不管他怎麼躲，躲去哪裡，他都有辦法找到他。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMx89hKlIKf
「您忘了，我們在一起七百多年了嗎？」他陰側側地笑著，表情不懷好意。「您會去哪裡，怎麼躲人？我會不清楚嗎？」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHwQr1yD1U
「……」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEDghVa6sU
好吧，誰來告訴他，究竟該怎麼跟一個吸血鬼分手？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHo4zBQstet
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