(不知睡了多久,悟空醒來,Party已經散了。四周黑黑的,沒有燈火)86Please respect copyright.PENANAnXFzEyCOpB
(突然!嗤——!地,煙花沖天的響聲,面前閃出三個大字:幽冥界)86Please respect copyright.PENANAYcilNU4nUi
悟空:哇!竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字,比閃光字漂亮多多。86Please respect copyright.PENANAoBP8elM0TB
(嘭!嘭!嘭!亮起燈火,四處通明)86Please respect copyright.PENANAS7RBbsESvw
悟空:關燈,關燈!這麽美麗的煙花,我想多看一會兒。86Please respect copyright.PENANAisepZJLGvD
閻王:孫悟空!86Please respect copyright.PENANAA6QrvJQlLa
悟空:我是。你哪位?86Please respect copyright.PENANAqC5XUamf5Z
閻王:我是閻王!86Please respect copyright.PENANAPhJwaIU4tc
悟空:煙王?你賣煙的?86Please respect copyright.PENANAYd931699JB
閻王:我是閻王!86Please respect copyright.PENANAOcJKbMOX4c
悟空:鹽王?你賣鹽的?86Please respect copyright.PENANAUESRb3e7TG
閻王:我是閻王!86Please respect copyright.PENANAOCiF5XmU6f
悟空:研王?你搞研究的?86Please respect copyright.PENANAgu3zSSJHaS
閻王:我是閻王!86Please respect copyright.PENANA3DawkYfmWC
悟空:腌王?你腌鹹菜的?86Please respect copyright.PENANAxrPaNg640D
閻王:我是閻王!86Please respect copyright.PENANAkDstTrxMMQ
悟空:閹王?你砍JJ的?86Please respect copyright.PENANAbIvvoWp5Gq
閻王:我是閻王!86Please respect copyright.PENANAVmGafWFMLM
悟空:焰王?我明白了,你是放煙火的!86Please respect copyright.PENANAqzv8lBXnCD
(噗!——閻王吐了一口血)86Please respect copyright.PENANAnGOEjKSnr0
悟空:你流血了?不要緊吧?你漱口先,張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。86Please respect copyright.PENANAZQiHcgCCTx
閻王:我是閻王!閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火,把右邊剩下的放進門裏……86Please respect copyright.PENANAPiaDk6Bvr1
悟空:不要說話太多,你現在需要急救,盡量節省體力,保持做深呼吸。86Please respect copyright.PENANAAFoWynzUsm
(Bia!閻王倒在地上,又吐血)86Please respect copyright.PENANA5Llga6CXVY
悟空:哎呀,挺嚴重。沒關系,我會千裏傳音,立馬叫醫生過來,送你去醫院。86Please respect copyright.PENANA6a78ApZPhq
閻王:孫悟空,你的陽壽到了!86Please respect copyright.PENANA23OGobVVZd
(嘩!冒出無數小鬼,鬼哭鬼叫!)86Please respect copyright.PENANAcds6DxQfND
悟空:哇,原來這裏這麽多人。諸位,有沒有在行的內科醫生,幫這位老人看看先。86Please respect copyright.PENANAUXSsolG0PH
閻王:謝了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAMI7YAriVTa
悟空:不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。86Please respect copyright.PENANAUY3kQDBuFw
閻王:孫悟空,你知道這是什麽地方嗎?86Please respect copyright.PENANAXXjdjUpA2O
悟空:不知道。不過,我看這裏空間挺大,搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有,這裏的煙花86Please respect copyright.PENANAKdcrFBBFs6
字體是哪位高人設計,我打算請教請教。86Please respect copyright.PENANA2XgF2NnHdH
閻王:歡迎,歡迎。86Please respect copyright.PENANAmEBVgQJto2
悟空:是哪位高人設計的煙花字體?86Please respect copyright.PENANAugsMP91quH
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住脖子)86Please respect copyright.PENANAJpfd3Xy2zU
悟空:這是幹什麽?86Please respect copyright.PENANAaQbcCf1g0m
閻王:哦,煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話,先要套上這條鏈子。86Please respect copyright.PENANAJYfr5G81Vw
悟空:是吧?那我套了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAggUYxJ4uqA
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳)86Please respect copyright.PENANAKQKKoV4DGt
悟空:這又是幹什麽?86Please respect copyright.PENANANZb6BYVZeI
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。86Please respect copyright.PENANAUx3RMcpz68
悟空:好!你套,你套。86Please respect copyright.PENANAT37s9OFYJt
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住手腕)86Please respect copyright.PENANAdZZniA08SM
悟空:這又是幹什麽?86Please respect copyright.PENANAXBzUopeGNi
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。86Please respect copyright.PENANAINikpJUXOK
悟空:哦。86Please respect copyright.PENANA1V51XV9WQ6
(悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的)86Please respect copyright.PENANAGrjWkeHZOd
閻王:哈哈哈哈!86Please respect copyright.PENANAWiJmCJBx9w
悟空:哈哈哈哈!86Please respect copyright.PENANA8zuKpvacSk
閻王:你笑什麽?86Please respect copyright.PENANA3MeYGAGED5
悟空:你笑我也笑了。笑,也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧?86Please respect copyright.PENANAxIbE8W8fds
閻王:孫悟空,看你還能向哪裏逃!86Please respect copyright.PENANATKJomKTz80
悟空:說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我,我那會逃。86Please respect copyright.PENANAa9kJJ0LbG9
閻王:認死吧你!你來看!86Please respect copyright.PENANACcKgvmlXsL
(呼!拿出一張白紙,上寫:孫悟空300歲壽終!)86Please respect copyright.PENANASeHCbjgBc1
悟空:什麽意思?86Please respect copyright.PENANAllQUMxiPYk
閻王:孫悟空,你已經活了300歲,今天是你的死期!86Please respect copyright.PENANA2GUZOU1RQh
悟空:我活到300歲就死?86Please respect copyright.PENANARguZ18A1Wf
閻王:你沒看到紙上寫的嗎?86Please respect copyright.PENANA9WWtbRay7q
悟空:誰寫的?86Please respect copyright.PENANAvzBBFXScGP
閻王:我寫的。86Please respect copyright.PENANAgq1KeAZaXh
悟空:是吧?麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你,我已經修成仙道,與天地山川齊壽。86Please respect copyright.PENANAFLSFGPSmSJ
閻王:不改!86Please respect copyright.PENANAoNw633GSnV
悟空:我改。86Please respect copyright.PENANA2sUFE9aNGf
閻王:有本事你來改。86Please respect copyright.PENANA4bZ2l1EI4R
悟空:好,我改。筆墨伺候。86Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZMw27UyFb
(悟空一抖身,呼啦啦!身上的鐵鏈全斷)86Please respect copyright.PENANAdnF4ytpQie
閻王:啊!!!(驚恐萬分)86Please respect copyright.PENANApwXDg62xuc
悟空:啊什麽?我脫掉鏈子先。86Please respect copyright.PENANAie1w1EM3aW
閻王:來人!快快拿下!86Please respect copyright.PENANAXAvJZC2Ae7
悟空:拿下?我還沒改,你拿下幹嘛?86Please respect copyright.PENANAUq2VqbIqEO
(呼啦!一群小鬼圍上)86Please respect copyright.PENANAC0AHZJMcnH
(啊漆!悟空打個噴嚏,小鬼被噴的無影無蹤!)86Please respect copyright.PENANAGT6vURkG1Q
悟空:對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海,有點感冒著涼。86Please respect copyright.PENANAjXbjveHw2G
閻王:啊漆!86Please respect copyright.PENANApoSJ5YrPhu
悟空:對不起,傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩,蘿蔔2兩,生姜1兩,一日三煎,一86Please respect copyright.PENANAr34KscFSQY
日三服,三天見效,一周之內,還你健康。86Please respect copyright.PENANA0bTxqQz5bj
閻王:噗!——(吐血不止)86Please respect copyright.PENANAeGLwNqpOXU
悟空:哇,又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了,我改先!86Please respect copyright.PENANAC1JFfBb4qi
(拿紙在手,先在數字300後加了一個0)86Please respect copyright.PENANA7B4ejLeSHV
悟空:3000歲壽終,有點短。86Please respect copyright.PENANA0cnFWcvyRd
(又在後面加了一個0)86Please respect copyright.PENANANhg0T94GE7
悟空:30000歲壽終,還是有點短。86Please respect copyright.PENANAVxxEmK1z9Q
(又開始加0加0……)86Please respect copyright.PENANAkQSlQ92ZEB
(一會兒,紙上沒地方加了)86Please respect copyright.PENANAVFFGZ4mQEa
悟空:來人,續紙!86Please respect copyright.PENANAI5KxERHTUq
閻王:給。86Please respect copyright.PENANAcjCkhXtfzl
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)86Please respect copyright.PENANACikgDlVj4C
悟空:來人,續紙!86Please respect copyright.PENANARba6uYBEeP
閻王:給。86Please respect copyright.PENANALZhYsPhtKj
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)86Please respect copyright.PENANAyDPbpyat5I
悟空:你有沒有火機?86Please respect copyright.PENANAGeGnbByDZ3
閻王:要火機幹嗎?86Please respect copyright.PENANA4vVOGtKyc9
悟空:燒掉這張紙。86Please respect copyright.PENANAzzsDjL90PL
閻王:啊!86Please respect copyright.PENANAu85Nl4l17x
悟空:火機伺候。86Please respect copyright.PENANAc1AKdIo0Cq
閻王:沒有。86Please respect copyright.PENANATZN5ZhXnaw
悟空:那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。86Please respect copyright.PENANAKBfSWCVjhu
閻王:別摳,那可是藝術品!86Please respect copyright.PENANAn30AQbAODd
悟空:沒火機,只能這麽借火兒。86Please respect copyright.PENANAnHQ86RItOg
閻王:別!我有打火機。給你。86Please respect copyright.PENANAUwS1uhbmZs
(哄!紙燒了)86Please respect copyright.PENANArFOeL1ObDk
閻王:好了,沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAfVI8ses5CJ
悟空:還有紙嘛?86Please respect copyright.PENANADVsgS9IvBL
閻王:你還續紙?紙都燒了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAheRJqiOA8p
悟空:還有沒有紙?!86Please respect copyright.PENANAhNff0XEaH7
閻王:有。86Please respect copyright.PENANA72gr67zG7K
悟空:全部拿來。86Please respect copyright.PENANADwhnX3grSf
閻王:你要做什麽?不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧?86Please respect copyright.PENANA3JVjF36MmR
悟空:我要把紙全部燒掉!86Please respect copyright.PENANAAUwnBEHBEi
閻王:你冷的要取暖啊?86Please respect copyright.PENANAqcaYPU5qR3
悟空:錯。是防止你重寫一張。86Please respect copyright.PENANArCLLmsNU3T
閻王:我不寫了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAkZypT6m2yQ
悟空:小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙,不然小心你的煙花字。86Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ab3JLGYAG
閻王(哭了):為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世,你盡管燒吧!86Please respect copyright.PENANAi4x7ZYM19w
(哄哄大火燒起!)86Please respect copyright.PENANABAV1bufaEN
閻王:留幾張給我做手紙用吧?86Please respect copyright.PENANAmD9LCTbm8R
悟空:你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎?86Please respect copyright.PENANAxFJphNpobm
閻王:額。。。86Please respect copyright.PENANAt86zwGUWVn
(孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界)86Please respect copyright.PENANATMNzkCmSwN
86Please respect copyright.PENANAY9uNShfnp7
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ISSUE #6
第06回 火燒閻王殿
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