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冷笑話大賽
ENTRY #28
Author: 清夢
Published:
Oct 7, 2023
冷笑話大賽
Published:
Oct 7, 2023
ENTRY #28
放在眼裡
Author: 清夢
Published:
Oct 7, 2023
1 Min Read
100 Words
No Plagiarism!4PtjDKjQjg8qx2VgXagnposted on PＥNAＮＡ

我出門前，突然想起忘了留話，於是我又退了回來。

我對隱形眼鏡說：我根本沒把你放在眼裡。

我對心率監測器說：我根本沒把你放在心上。

我正想繼續說，從沒關的門裡探出了鄰居的臉，然後又縮了回去。

我隱約聽到他在樓梯裡對女友說：這個神經病。

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