作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JMTpCRAjA先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTAyjceIcY
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22HetM1a0O
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqDZsbQPJm
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40FgQXLH6y
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsv4dYREH2
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2KLZ6KGrE
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好讀書，不求甚解；1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30lBNAa0JM
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXev0gmBpz
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYZBfMDiNg
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ev3QEyU1t
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCXx1UOaEq
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlVtoVk5Ci
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMDNSX80HW
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBDnAw1Kog
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGUUj6wRqV
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZZMqifO9j
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7JY2Ult3J
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBV7mnpZGg8
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdd8kK24mq8
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV32dkXfC56
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPR5XZ1JEt
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFfgmLR2sJ
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYcFcRfwA4
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3HrGptpEC
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡby3JkHoODF
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMIYNRXt6K
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSRByOC2ow
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zXMcPZN0h
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTSdXTRKuj
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUCfqWvw4U
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFPaVw2kK4
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeejuuLMXL8
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1111Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQPFhxdzJg
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
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