作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6LSBmOWVv先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrRnOd6Zh7
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQkbm1UuU1
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VQ75W7PF7
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOo4mnogppi
1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7BoueaRx7
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3LPrdIoh2
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNHiBg8TSP
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好讀書，不求甚解；1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FdeVGlb44
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuraRvWmD5
1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJewTkSfb6
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVE2OwYWPsX
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOpmOPuTXS
1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQsWvX6lsn
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNhYdAauia
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfxlqy77Fi
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXIPGHaMzB
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHjpZh7ysm
1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsAnbjwGGh
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SUYaR85og
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMk7c2zW4b
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZUZOyoGrz
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMeCTnIoag
1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFWCfrWeeV
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezgOcAQiBt
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKQN3e1TlW
1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqkRmGcQHR
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwapaTNqubd
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhgZa9B1Ft
1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2XkkCJBbv
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwtx6JS3l2
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa65AeZMHSy
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3Fqsuhhza
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gepWvpMXV
1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObVr4f4Ua2
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrZpyOm8QT
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDVkLLoyds
1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrnwIwXhdg
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1GgYmTX9d
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdq4cDb3i2H
1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPoAlIe0VF
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pQl63rQZV
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ49L67wHil
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1112Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6mLWU7ENn
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
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