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奇異農：大俠
ISSUE #12
Author: 胡殊
奇異農：大俠
Author: 胡殊
ISSUE #12
五油三水
No Plagiarism!cl836EY9XTugSBfyj7Wsposted on PＥNAＮＡ

之後的篇章可能會像這樣摻一些雜談，就是想到什麼說什麼，不會有特別的主線。

大俠是個自稱安全駕駛的人，有時候你會聽到他說開車前檢查五油三水，並可以講出是哪五油、哪三水？不像我們大部分考完駕照就忘了。

而就是這樣的安全駕駛，我們有次發現他手臂大面積灼傷，問了原因是因為他覺得車子怪怪，回家後便馬上檢查水箱，結果被水箱噴出的蒸騰水汽給灼傷……從上到下、半面身體全部被灼傷

（我記得水箱蓋上都有明確的警示標語、車子發動不可開啟之類？？）

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大俠常給自己製造一些不必要的傷口，比如有次我們發現垃圾桶裡一堆沾血的衛生紙；結果是大俠覺得指甲長歪，索性把指甲給拔了…

還有一次是騎車轉彎，突然看見外勞掃地把掃把伸了出來，一個急閃側倒，跟“要炸了”有異曲同工之妙，用腳踝扭傷換了掃把周全。

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奇異農：大俠
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Last updated: Jul 12, 2025
Total word count: 100,710
Total reading time: 336 Minutes
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胡殊
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