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好可怕,哪來的社交悍匪⋯⋯我總是這麼想,但『社交悍匪』是近年出現的詞,以往遇此情況,我通常都會自動退三步再往旁邊移兩步。8964 copyright protection146PENANAqk1C6wxzza 維尼
別誤會,不是覺得老爸丟臉。世人總有個尿性,明明就在尬聊,還硬要繼續,最後實在沒話題時就會試圖從四周環境尋新話題。150Please respect copyright.PENANA8c70Oq0OhW
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我並不想成為他們的話題。8964 copyright protection146PENANAgl9LdZUQhJ 維尼
然而社交悍匪不止我老爸,在鄉下人人悍匪。8964 copyright protection146PENANALIoIi556rn 維尼
這是剛大學畢業,找不到工作很焦慮的某一天。身為家裡蹲的我被老爸帶去走森林步道,返程回車上前,想說正巧周邊有賣些小吃,先買點解饞止餓。8964 copyright protection146PENANAhrPk3LBwQ5 維尼
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我只能搖頭,回個不失禮貌的微笑。8964 copyright protection146PENANAYYPdTsnuLB 維尼
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「長這麼漂亮,啊有沒有男朋友?」8964 copyright protection146PENANAt9bv7jo72c 維尼
阿姨啊,我長這樣叫漂亮,你可能該配副老花眼鏡了?8964 copyright protection146PENANAOudFoosAk6 維尼
只見老爸笑了笑:「宅女一枚,又不出門,哪有男朋友啦。」8964 copyright protection146PENANAyNmfYRHN86 維尼
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指著攤位邊的水溝蓋,道:「老爸,我剛看到一隻超肥的老鼠跑進去了。」8964 copyright protection146PENANA8irHcoDiZR 維尼
空氣一凝,三人隨之尬笑,再然後空氣又一凝。8964 copyright protection146PENANAbm5prx3KuB 維尼
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