【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1zm4uETJE
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWH4qJORnZU
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQSrX1zkBu
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFLwxNUJU0
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WDs9qWmng
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrJIW5ynbn
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfyhEKxs68
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席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXzUFZffRu
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTwXsCu200
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席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwdnDDYUoP
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泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHf1LcAhhZ
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都快大學畢業了還小？608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Vn8Olm72w
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ouwRS5KBH
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泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2stpKJArN
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席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4yLjcWaUM
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——分手收場！湊CP失敗！608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiuCW7YWw6
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RBlFi2cpV
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdI98nFTGe
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【艾登x凌小兔】608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPY1i3oyMd
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkKKdDoozo
「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI0wjbWo27
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「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeInnQDMkAy
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「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ684HxivvC
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一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdjAK8xO5i
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「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BC5UAZqvx
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小兔QAQ608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4nQxK8RlZ
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「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3c4O83wpD
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「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHcPBNK4O2
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——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDEsGJF8Zq
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結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2C88zHKYDi
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCgouCjqRI
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【艾登x泰特斯】608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSK5ZDSzZ1m
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDoERkcsQo
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ770xXXJS9h
艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUeKv2HY0r
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泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaLKz9RTok
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艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZdrYmAGPU
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6RqaM9raA
泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXUyfFWp08
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAQwbzso6j
艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBbQ1QNxng
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvokoV6oBAt
泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P9e7PsHUW
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn8xHYdJmg
艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0HgSKMPRq
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApGUOXwJ7E
兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnaxCHAriV
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8GnM2izvq
「泰——我愛你！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPq3pPJtrq
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艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAnx29Cq6R
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「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYEUAlnxBR
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泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROA5ovAQF9
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「……」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvc1cMIJ8r
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgACInevm8u
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結論：太重口作者不行（＃608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERHr5l3cha
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【付墨x貝兒】608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNc5xpHJl5b
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「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3AiYAjJPI
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQyM4vvEXe
貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5AiXzDL0o
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「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglxtXIkj99
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吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvURFbuxcqa
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0TdkxC5hQ
「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5qG6Zyhuy
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直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkFggrwfem
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqMYidCC9D
隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSevNG4cdm
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BItJ4wL15
貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYemaVzgXm
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付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxvHAdvbM6
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「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqV7r5bsHO3
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囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQFMPSb2Hu
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付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ahPbauE8B
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uVVKA6BfJ
貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqCUnnmq1h
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nvD6EFciq
付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdQXq1oplX
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貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwIrXPK4v3
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「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJzioY368O
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「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVYw3cOTDF
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「……」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9hMK5BW0p
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaQctIgb1P
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付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnCMBjk2Jd
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貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLPJ2YkIP3
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付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYkaF2ZPr0
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貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHjEBAVh5N
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傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyx0lzPicQB
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付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJK4W4eqz7K
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「我哥說……」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hr7WdskXs
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付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39nD1zhDKp
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqt4JgkxCG
於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC825pAYPhK
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「……」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPCCiIMyHR
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——結局同一（抹臉608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUkaQS7CKG
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVY75B3fXn
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【艾登x貝兒】608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa5srjwsWO
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「小貝兒——」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9YozjAlxW
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某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkIjyu5vqJ
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「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweRxm5GJBp
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「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCd4kBO8Zgn
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於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJbL1taDgg
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「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl67mQmpSH0
608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBHicz8dG1
「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbo6vVqXC5
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「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjL9Jkwnbs
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「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0XCIMVGrw
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艾登：「……」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclr9eJg1aU
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxs1Rf33u04
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4aMYuJxyO
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQExf3fDfb
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0zJnBSFZI
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyReKsMj8v
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艾登：「……」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdQVc3TlK5
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81WqODzfTK
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4SWJLIWCF
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJPqe5uLUf
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxe1Nv4PyNI
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9j7SvAqxP
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艾登：「……」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPj6nXPYM2n
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtC9ycB1JDf
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiarVoIbDY9
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFrtSwnXNk
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDTNL6rxeV
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYatMGJOqvQ
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhCqONHTiE
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVF5DXddz3f
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艾登：「……」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHL77S0V32
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavyCQvK0fv
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT59N2vwh8k
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【艾登x汪一全】608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarUgAuyTKI
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOcKn0tulF
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG42dGvXw65
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7G0MXOwLdU
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk02GPqLDg1
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全叔氣絕。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7k9apQqYIu
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORwVaDoHei
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQRMWhmMKe
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【席倫x貝兒】608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeWQswjCks
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc641iuQzPr
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倫：「……」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy1fAcyCoH
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貝：「……」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsJrjejWQH
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7y6xnNj4eJ
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMbfgoghtV
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARsoV76tBG
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqxw2Sleui
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