天哪！我的代班丘比特是衰神！ - 試閱之一

早晨，上暑期輔導課的學生們三三兩兩地走進校門，忽然一聲驚天地泣鬼神的叫喊劃破了校園的寧靜。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52RBxHBMym
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「呀啊啊啊啊啊！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuheDB6DcO6
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尖叫的人是三年七班的文洛瓔，入學兩年每考必榜首的超級資優生。她給人的印象就是「整天面無表情，抱著厚厚的參考書追著老師問問題」，然而此刻她一面鬼哭神嚎，一面在校園裡沒命狂奔。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGpNhW9OT6
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看她暴走的樣子，讓人不禁懷疑學校是不是快要倒閉停課，或是某位老師失手刪除了她的學習歷程和成績。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uXw6CyEd8
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然而事實是，她只是想擺脫身後緊追不捨的男人。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLPtp8Ijvq
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「洛瓔！等我！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtkUr6sFfR
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追逐她的人是跟她同班的方啟揚，也是銀月高中的校草。他把「淡定、優雅、風趣幽默」的人設全都丟在路邊，只顧卯足全力追趕前方的文洛瓔，因為用力過猛，清俊的五官嚴重變形，像極了狂犬病發作。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJLUn7C5f5
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校園裡所有上輔導課、暑期社團活動的學生們，還有師長職員都被這幕驚得下巴脫臼：這是哪招？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce0m610U65
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全世界都知道，文洛瓔和方啟揚從入學第一天開始就水火不容，一碰面就會吵起來，因此他們總是保持著安全距離，把對方當成隱形人。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJhcjn3CWH
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然而他們現在卻公然在校園裡上演追逐戰，莫非方啟揚積怨太久終於爆發，決定動手幹掉死對頭？259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFnXTNRyBl
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為了避免發生血案，學務主任決定出手干預，「喂，方啟揚你在幹什麼？怎麼可以在校園裡追殺同學？喂，停下來！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiRceaIv5o
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於是追逐戰變成三個人：文洛瓔跑最前面，再來是方啟揚，最後是挺著肚腩跑得上氣不接下氣、連假髮都歪掉的主任。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvEhcqNoYs
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文洛瓔生怕被追上，回頭瞄了方啟揚一眼，卻不小心一頭撞上了一個剛練習完走出球場的棒球隊隊員。隊員手上的球棒脫手飛出，在空中轉了一圈就朝文洛瓔當頭砸下。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZq7ol8voOd
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「小心！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEzj5o0nmi
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方啟揚飛撲上前，一把抱住文洛瓔閃開了球棒，然後兩人摔倒在地上。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmMJNTLmv4
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「痛……」方啟揚頭昏眼花地爬起來，順手扶起文洛瓔，問著：「妳還好吧？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCq5jnPCFG
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「沒事……」文洛瓔一回頭，目光才剛跟他對上，就立刻又跳了起來，「啊啊啊……」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hALE3bRPO
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正要開跑，方啟揚飛快拉住她：「妳到底為什麼要跑？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwoYYFAR80
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「你給我放手！對女生動手動腳像什麼話！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheC2nv2xSa
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喘得快斷氣的主任及時趕到，硬是把方啟揚架開。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWuBSzHmxd
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「文洛瓔，他對妳做了什麼？不要怕，妳盡管說！」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnBhizE4IE
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身為資優生，文洛瓔的腦袋向來抬得比別人高，此刻她卻怯怯地縮著頭，小聲說：「他，他叫我跟他結婚──」

「我就知道！方啟揚我真是看錯你了，居然對女同學用暴力……什麼？結什麼？」主任以為自己跑得太喘，聽力受損了。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9NOX3XUbb
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方啟揚點頭，「我向她求婚了。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEGGy19Sju
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「你是電玩玩太多，腦袋壞掉了嗎？還是學生求什麼婚……」主任還沒發飆完，冷不防文洛瓔講完了下半句。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrRVCNVzAu
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「──我答應了。」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJS8ssWcay4
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「妳、什麼？」主任開始懷疑自己掉進了異世界。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHDJry7ZR4
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方啟揚問：「妳既然答應，為什麼要跑？」259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtexPAyDXDA
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文洛瓔原本就很紅的臉，現在更是紅得快炸開。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhFrLDYuwC
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「因為……太害羞了……啊啊啊啊啊！」她掩面又跑了。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtDgyS0LmO
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「等我！」方啟揚又追上去了。259Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthf2HBoqjP
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現場只留主任和被撞翻的棒球員風中凌亂：這到底什麼狀況啊？