開學以來過了⼀個星期,班群中各種事的討論熱度絲毫不減。449Please respect copyright.PENANAGZ6MnMx5qP
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甚至,每天會出現過千條的信息。449Please respect copyright.PENANAUxxTtgP7tE
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+5578 XXXX:數學功課做到哪449Please respect copyright.PENANAhzmDkqACTE
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+6881 XXXX 移除了+6678 XXXX449Please respect copyright.PENANA2m3S4XRMbg
+6881 XXXX:好吵喔449Please respect copyright.PENANA6qGOaYjQ4G
+5578 XXXX:沒人回我哦(攤⼿449Please respect copyright.PENANAbJCoFiUjVq
+5937 XXXX:@+6323 XXXX 你⽤IE?449Please respect copyright.PENANAA7QVtcAdch
+5937 XXXX:【讓眾⽣下跪的王者魅⼒!「路西法」7⽉1⽇獸神化解禁】449Please respect copyright.PENANAkuzqH4AymP
+6881 XXXX 新增了 +6678 XXXX449Please respect copyright.PENANAYD238MwnxS
+6897 XXXX:你們不要再打了449Please respect copyright.PENANAB2TALRd0vQ
+6881 XXXX 已將群組名稱從 「1A班怪勿彈珠同好會」改成「1A(禁⽌洗版)」+6323 XXXX:其實我開始覺得應該要開discard group449Please respect copyright.PENANAu0ips2cA1e
+6897 XXXX:要打就去練舞室打449Please respect copyright.PENANAbAHySgJLHx
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在這段時間內,班級內漸漸出現了幾個團體。 最主要有以羅晨西為⾸的男⼦組,以及以Queenie為⾸的⼥⼦組,兩個⼩組間相處融洽,班內氣氛表面和諧。449Please respect copyright.PENANAVLtYOmIhaC
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但因為班內氣氛和諧,同學們在⼤部分的課堂上都會製造出⼤量譟⾳,唯獨上孫⽼師的課時才會安靜,畢竟孫⽼師的罵⼈次數之多甚至引來同學對此進行統計。449Please respect copyright.PENANASzVETit6vK
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「根據統計,⾄今為⽌班內有8⼈(佔全班同學的25%)被孫⽼師進⾏過思想教導,當中7⼈(佔整體87.5%)是因為沒帶上課⽤品或是通告,剩下的那1個⼈則是開學第⼀天就遲到。現時因罵⼈⽽損失的教學時間⼤約為33分鐘,佔總上課時間的13.4%,我希望這個數字未來可以呈下降趨勢。」——摘錄⾃該報告
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「這裹⼤家有沒有發現?2加3是5,3加上5是8,接下來⋯⋯」任教數學的陳⽼師,也就是「陳伯」的⼿上拿著紅⾊圓珠筆,在筆記本上留下⼀個⼜⼀個的箭頭。449Please respect copyright.PENANA5thoj3L9F1
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這一切都透過投影屏幕顯⽰給學⽣。449Please respect copyright.PENANABpxbowrqg4
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「叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——」下課鈴再⼀次地響起。449Please respect copyright.PENANACKzf2ASChi
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「我不浪費⼤家⼩息時間了,起⽴,各位同學再⾒。」陳⽼師雖然因外貌⽼成被學⽣稱為陳伯,但是平常對學⽣挺好的。449Please respect copyright.PENANAT5914sYF7q
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「陳⽼師再⾒!」 知道可以準時⼩息,學⽣的敬禮也有⼒了幾分。449Please respect copyright.PENANASfBN2U52kY
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羅晨西看著陳伯離開的背影,食指摸了摸下巴。449Please respect copyright.PENANA6JpbjoVijv
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這個陳伯,目前還挺正常的啊,很破格嗎?難道迎新日學長說的話有錯?449Please respect copyright.PENANAb8jmYT2TQq
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小息時間開始,班房內馬上亂作一團。449Please respect copyright.PENANA3WxtUtJhOg
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有兩個⼈直接用筆袋在教室內玩起傳接球來,正好把封思諭⼿上的歷史課本被⾶來的筆袋打歪了。449Please respect copyright.PENANAOW0ZTpvzhE
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「ADHD出門左轉社工室。」封思諭看似平靜地留下這句話,黑著臉地離開教室,不知道到哪裡去了。449Please respect copyright.PENANAOyyHilMPOu
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「主席,行動開始?」⼀位男同學主動走近了羅晨西,低聲說著。449Please respect copyright.PENANABzgvPoey6U
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「『天才』,跟我來。」羅晨西揚了揚手,暗示行動開始。449Please respect copyright.PENANA3RFBhjssrQ
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看到信號,幾個人從各自的位置冒出跟上他。449Please respect copyright.PENANAQqwE0C7tFj
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接下來他們要做的事,和這間學校純樸的校風並不相稱。449Please respect copyright.PENANAnm9hWordiF
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現在,幾個人正鬼祟地摸進⼀樓男廁。449Please respect copyright.PENANAC13WE7gPs9
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「君子,守住門口。」「天才」指揮著,聲線中透出一絲不正經。449Please respect copyright.PENANAv7JuEUuXof
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他留下林正君在門口,和其他人一起跟著羅晨西走進男廁內部。449Please respect copyright.PENANAjQOAPDIxum
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「唉。」林正君似乎有點不情不願。449Please respect copyright.PENANAmQkwX4ZU2p
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羅晨西拿出手機,撥向了事先存好的外賣電話,再打開免提功能。449Please respect copyright.PENANAqUx30SQ58l
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要說為甚麼事情會變成這樣,還得從昨天說起。449Please respect copyright.PENANAM74LeAFmJS
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任教1A班歷史科,被天才叫作『遲放之⿁』的史sir,昨天硬是延遲了⼗五分鐘才肯下課。449Please respect copyright.PENANAz2Lb6dG6Uy
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⼗五分鐘,可以⾜夠杏壇中學附近所有餐廳由冷清變成爆滿狀態。449Please respect copyright.PENANATMZ54jQvLi
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當錯失⿈⾦⼗五分鐘的羅晨西等⼈看⾒即使是連⿆O勞中,外帶⾷物的隊伍⼈⿓也排出店外時,他們就只能到⼩賣部買炒麵充飢。449Please respect copyright.PENANACP0eVWdqOS
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為免悲劇重演,羅晨西召集了好幾位班上的同學加入這次行動。449Please respect copyright.PENANAv1GmQoHzsv
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「喂,這是杏壇中學,要四個和風牛肉飯,兩個豚骨拉麵,兩杯凍檸水,四杯凍奶茶。能麻煩十二點四十分送來嗎?」羅晨西開著免提,手機瞟著群組,利落點單。449Please respect copyright.PENANARamdbbRu22
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這時,一陣電玩音效突然響起。449Please respect copyright.PENANAFRSVG4q1rj
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「機神,不要開聲玩怪勿彈珠⋯⋯」天才鄙視地看著音源方向說。449Please respect copyright.PENANAla0BSeG4C0
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「意外。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAuI9Z1NdW7g
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⾃開學以來,這位天才兒童幫不同人取花名的速度真不是一般的快。他的傑作包括但不限於羅晨西的「主席」和林正君的 「君⼦」。449Please respect copyright.PENANAwvKlJl5Qcp
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被叫作天才的這位同學膚色是健康的麥色,說話的時候不時環視著圍著他的同學,唇邊總是帶著明顯的笑意,彷彿想引導其他人被自己的發言逗笑。449Please respect copyright.PENANAtKU4HYZxeg
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典型的氣氛組。羅晨西在第一天已經為這個人定性。449Please respect copyright.PENANAsA8ahGGNQQ
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「是,就是這麼多沒有錯。另外我想問⼀下你們是會送過來學校正⾨是吧?」449Please respect copyright.PENANAWAfqUCAyHm
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「好的,沒有問題,再⾒。」他掛斷了電話,⻑舒了⼀⼝氣。449Please respect copyright.PENANApK2rzDY2rD
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羅晨西回頭看著眾⼈,⽰意問題已經解決。449Please respect copyright.PENANARi2uwUXGUZ
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「班會主席英明!」449Please respect copyright.PENANA3FTDTGt6MZ
「我們以後就不⽤擔⼼吃不到午餐了!」449Please respect copyright.PENANA84TNfobmxL
「如今的我們,即使是⾯對『遲放之⿁』也絲毫不懼!」
眾人笑鬧著附和。
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天才突然拋出⼀個問題:「我們不⽤幫Queenie她們叫嗎?」449Please respect copyright.PENANApnk3xaGKN5
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「其實Discard 的⽤途是⽤來溝通的,不是⽤來刷bot 經驗的。你沒看到Queenie她們已經有在Discard回過了嗎?」有同學在⽴刻回應他的同時,還不忘偷損⼀下對方在群組的屁孩舉動。449Please respect copyright.PENANAewSNpQD7Yc
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「錯了,我也是被迫的!你們沒有聽過⼀句話叫『如果故事中出現了⼀把槍,那麼它就應該被發射』嗎?」他開始手忙腳亂地解釋。449Please respect copyright.PENANAYIWJTAeMGk
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羅晨西腦袋轉了一圈,還是不知道這位「天才」想說甚麼。449Please respect copyright.PENANA6FC3q9OCIh
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天才兒童?我看是專業小丑。完全不知所云。449Please respect copyright.PENANAVjvN5arOeA
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「那個bot既然有等級功能,那我們就要活⽤它。只有在群組發送信息,我們才能升級,想要快速升級,就唯有瘋狂發送信息。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAvUc4F52HsQ
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「如果不是我另外開了⼀個刷經驗頻道,我懷疑現在我們discard 群組已經變成第⼆個班群了。」想到班群的亂象,羅晨西也⼀陣後怕。449Please respect copyright.PENANAiaoPAX7Hwp
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「我的洗版是有⽬的性的洗版,和班群中那些沒有意義,為洗版⽽洗版的⾏為完全不同。」天才繼續在發表著他的偉論。449Please respect copyright.PENANA2zVmjzIVQf
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說著說著他突然激動起來,右手握成拳頭放在胸前看著其他人,語氣堅定得像是在述說自己的人生信條一樣:「大家有沒有想過,我們經歷的日常,或者在將來的某刻會成為伏筆,這就是契柯夫之槍的真諦啊!」449Please respect copyright.PENANAbGEpDTvx2k
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「你說是就是吧。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAEXVCNBppZh
「你的思路也太跳脫了吧。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAs6XB129BYd
「你去加⼊杏壇辯論隊吧,它們需要你這樣的『⼈才』。」449Please respect copyright.PENANAsA7seaRjsV
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「正所謂『天才總是被誤解的』,強如梵高也是在死後才成名⋯⋯」449Please respect copyright.PENANAotQ9DAjgAJ
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被叫作天才的他似乎還想說些甚麼,但眾人早已離開。449Please respect copyright.PENANAPYfUiZZs1N
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天才走在隊伍的最後,眼裡閃過了一絲的哀傷,以旁人聽不到的音量說著:「這樣還是沒有人理解我嗎⋯⋯」