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魔王退休后跑去当社畜了
ISSUE #22
Author: 翎淵
魔王退休后跑去当社畜了
Author: 翎淵
ISSUE #22
《当“同人本血糖税”开征后，全三界的太太都贫血了》  
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 【1】“根据《三界文创税法》第18R条，您需补缴‘心跳加速附加税’！”  

税务局新设的「CP稽查科」全员戴着粉红臂章，突袭「魔王勇者ONLY展」，现场测量读者血糖值：  

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-「纯爱本」税率5%（但若检测到「牵手超3秒」升级为15%）  

-「R18本」直接抽血化验（血糖爆表者需加付「精神损失税」）  

-「虐文专区」开征「眼泪资源税」（每毫升眼泪抵50円）  

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一位同人作者跪地哭喊：「我画的明明是‘圣剑维修手册’啊！」  

稽查员冷笑：「第17页的‘魔王润滑保养’插图……解释一下？」  

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 【2】女神の黑历史曝光——曾是R18大手？  

稽查科公布「三界同人作者纳税榜」，榜首笔名赫然是：  

「兔耳天使（暂退圈）」  

代表作：  

-《圣剑的正确使用方式》  

-《魔王城密室检修记录》  

-《我与HR的365天》（※主角人设与现女神／魔王高度相似）  

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「这是诽谤！！」女神用圣剑劈碎榜单，却被稽查员用「实体书防伪码」打脸：  

「您三百年前用‘天堂打印机’印制，油墨含95%圣光成分……要补缴‘信仰滥用税’吗？」  

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 【3】魔王勇者的“官方逼死同人”作战  

为对抗税务，我和星野晴被迫推出「官方CP教材」：  

-《黑暗魔法安全操作指南》（附录：魔王教你绑领带）  

-《HR如何优雅砍人》（插图：勇者办公室穿搭365套）  

-《我们真的只是职场关系》（但封面是两人在火锅店互喂）  

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使魔边收钱边吐槽：「这根本是‘合法同人本’吧？！而且你们‘教材周边’为什么有‘双人浴巾’？！」  

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 【4】“血糖税”引发的三界贫血危机  

-天堂：天使们集体「低血糖晕眩」（因疯狂购买同人本避税）  

-人间界：同人展改办「献血场」（漫画换血浆抵税）  

-地狱：恶魔们开发「人工鼻血」（但被查出掺了番茄汁）  

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最惨的是宅恶魔——他的《地狱森友会》同人本因「岛民暧昧对话」被课税，Switch账号遭冻结：  

「凭什么！‘摸摸头’也算涩涩吗？！」  

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魔王退休后跑去当社畜了
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Last updated: May 15, 2025
Total word count: 31,290
Total reading time: 104 Minutes
Writer:
翎淵
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