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魔王退休后跑去当社畜了
ISSUE #31
Author: 翎淵
魔王退休后跑去当社畜了
Author: 翎淵
ISSUE #31
《当“痛苦KTV”开业后，全三界的打工人都在用跑音抵税》
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 【1】“欢迎光临痛苦KTV！本店规则——唱得越难听，抵税越多！”  

使魔戴着「电子耳罩」站在门口迎宾，背后霓虹灯牌闪烁着：  

『跑音1个八度=抵税1000円  

破音1次=送“痛苦美食”试吃券  

唱到观众吐血=直接免单』  

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店内装潢：  

- 点歌机由「圣剑改造」（切歌=被剑柄敲头）  

- 麦克风是「女神泪晶浓缩版」（会记录演唱者心理阴影）  

- 包厢名全是税务术语：「折旧房」「累进税屋」「免税情人座」  

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 【2】魔王勇者の“强制情歌对唱”  

我和星野晴被绑进「鸳鸯锅主题包间」，屏幕上跳出：  

『必点曲目：《当圣剑爱上黑暗魔法》  

（原唱：税乃香＆女神）』  

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「谁要唱这种——」  

哔！ 使魔按下遥控器，我们的声带突然被「痛苦魔法」控制：  

- 魔王被迫用「地狱死亡金属腔」唱甜歌词  

- 勇者的圣剑变成「自动调音器」，强行把杀气转成萌音  

- 副歌部分包厢开始喷洒「辣味干冰」，两人呛到泪流满面  

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观众打赏信息疯涨：  

[用户「地狱会计」：打赏10万求魔王破音！]  

[用户「天使审计」：勇者大人！请用高音震碎玻璃杯！]  

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 【3】女神の“泪晶打赏机”兼职  

「唱K太累？试试本店黑科技！」使魔把女神塞进「泪晶收集舱」：  

- 每哭1分钟生成「10秒伴奏」  

- 打赏100円可点播「圣音骂人语音包」  

- 终极服务：「女神陪你唱」（实际是AI全息投影，真身被锁在后台吃辣条）  

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星野晴一剑劈开舱门：「你们这是‘神明压榨’！」  

女神却哭着抱住麦克风：「等等…刚才那首《我不想上班》…让我唱完副歌…」  

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 【4】税务局的“查税狂欢夜”  

前稽查官们包下「最大包厢」举办「逃税者狩猎派对」：  

- 每人发「声纹分析仪」，听到歌词有「避税暗号」就亮红灯  

- 冠军奖品：「使魔教皇欠条」（可抵3年税）  

- 最惨环节：「局长税乃香」被迫唱自己写的《BL税法RAP》  

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当她唱到“折旧的爱～可以抵税吗～”时，全场观众突然起立鼓掌——  

因为跑调跑到「触发全场免单」系统！  

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魔王退休后跑去当社畜了
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Last updated: May 15, 2025
Total word count: 31,290
Total reading time: 104 Minutes
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翎淵
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