After Retirement, the Demon King Became an Office Worker (and Hates Mondays) - So, Hell Instituted a 955 Schedule, and the Devil's Now Public Enemy No. 1 (They're Calling Him a Tr

[1] "Your Majesty, You've Betrayed the Soul of Hell!"

In the conference hall of Hell's Seventh Layer, my former advisor, the "Lava Prime Minister," was roasting me with a molten PowerPoint:

"Since you became obsessed with the human world's 'Labor Laws,' Hell's GDP has dropped 70%! Even the Sloth Demons next door are clocking out on time now!"

The screen displayed shocking stats:

"Overtime Wraith Production" ⬇️ Plummeted
"Blood Pool Hot Spring Visitors" ⬇️ Crashed
"Demon Castle Demolition Compensation Progress" ⬆️ (But the funds were spent by the familiar on crypto stocks)

"This is called industrial upgrading!" I slammed the table—just as the doors burst open—

[2] The New-Gen Demon King: Otaku Demon's Ambition

"Gentlemen—"

A glasses-wearing teen in an Animal Crossing tee stood at the entrance, balancing on a glow-in-the-dark "955" skateboard:

"If elected Demon King, I will implement:53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbG80jCDKj
✅ 3-hour lunch breaks (includes Switch multiplayer time)53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnx2SVOSvbN
✅ Replace 'Soul KPIs' with OKRs53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVa0C2NG7b
✅ Convert the Blood Pool into a 'Paid Sick Leave Resort'!"

Amid the roaring demons, my familiar secretly dialed the human world:53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMVMI39vNt
"Your Majesty! His poll ratings hit 82% on Hell BBS... Should we order 'Ghost Troll Armies' to rig the votes?"

[3] The Battle Over "Eight-Hour Workday (Darkness Edition)"

The otaku demon's "Reform Faction" clashed with my old guard's "Traditionalists" in a hellish debate:

Traditionalists: "No soul-crushing exploitation? This isn't Hell—it's Heaven 2.0!"
Reformists: "LOL, Heaven's 007 grind is worse than ours now! (Plays Goddess's overtime surveillance footage)"

Suddenly, the three-headed hellhound union stormed in with protest signs:53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoW2XoSIzBZ
"We demand Uber-Demons get workers' comp!"53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZa1vMgCf6
"My tail still has eczema from that 'holy water' delivery incident!"

[4] The Demon King's Most Diabolical Tactic—Human World HR Experience

"Behold." I took the podium, screening covert footage of "Celestial Enterprises, Inc.":53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPs2hpq76qV
"These angels—they trick humans with 'divine purpose' while enforcing 996! But what does Hell offer?"

I flipped to a new slide: "955 Hell Resort"53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2xdh22UNd
"We'll become the ultimate sanctuary for the overworked! Employment perks include:

"Cuss out your boss (no deductions!)"
"Salaries paid on the 15th (CASH! Not Heaven's 'karma points'!)"
"Priority reincarnation as capitalists for workaholics!"

After three seconds of silence, the Lava Prime Minister tearfully shredded his resignation:53Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Od4WsDp4G
"Your Majesty... THIS is true demonic wisdom!"

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