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1米車神甘旋:因為一顆巧克力，我再也踩不到油門 !
ISSUE #4
Author: 傳月
1米車神甘旋:因為一顆巧克力，我再也踩不到油門 !
Author: 傳月
ISSUE #4
第4章：飲水機調酒師事件
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【奇怪的飲水機】

週三早晨，NC科技公司後勤部的張阿姨第一個發現了異常。當她像往常一樣按下飲水機熱水鍵時，流出的不是熱水，而是散發著草莓香氣的粉紅色液體。

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「這...這是啥？」張阿姨湊近聞了聞，突然打了個噴嚏，」阿嚏！」——她的臉瞬間變成了粉紅色。

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"早啊張阿姨！"甘旋踩著改裝滑板車經過，"哇！你的臉..."

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"不是我！是飲水機！"張阿姨指著機器。這時飲水機突然發出"叮"的一聲，顯示屏亮起："今日特調：草莓瑪格麗特，酒精度15%"

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【失控的公司派對】

很快，整個公司都陷入了狂歡：

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財務部王主任喝著"飲水機莫吉托"，跳起了鋼管舞

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程式設計師小李一杯下肚，開始用程式碼寫情詩

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歪特預言"今天會有液體災難」（其實是他把酒看成了湯）

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露西檢測後發現："有人把NC-40發酵草莓醬倒進飲水機了！"

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"這絕對是HB科技的陰謀！"小迷拆開飲水機外殼，"讓我檢查..."

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飲水機突然噴出一股液體，精準地打在小迷臉上。顯示器更新："不速之客特調：陰謀論者眼淚，酒精濃度99%"

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【迷你調酒師登場】

當公司高層準備切斷飲水機電源時，甘旋突然跳出來："等等！"

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他靈機一動，踩著Happy貓偷來的輪滑鞋滑到飲水機前："既然它會調酒...Giant！上吧桌！"

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10kg的Giant貓不情願地趴在了飲水機前。甘旋站在貓背上，剛好夠到操作面板：

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"各位！歡迎來到'喵星人酒吧'！今天限定－身高不超過1米的調酒師為您服務！"

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【意想不到的結局】

令人驚訝的是，甘旋和飲水機配合得天衣無縫：

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當銷售部要"烈一點的"，飲水機調出"年終獎幻想破滅"(酒精度50%）

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當HR要"溫和的"，流出"辦公室政治"(酒精度5%，後勁十足）

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皮皮要求"冠軍特飲"時，機器直接噴出草莓味乾冰

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最終，飲水機因"營業過度"自動關機，螢幕上顯示："打烊了，明天請早"

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【尾聲】

人力資源部新規：

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禁止在飲水機中添加任何調味品

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設立"合理飲酒教育課"

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甘旋獲得"最萌調酒師"稱號

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[彩蛋]

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公司的盆栽開始要求"來一杯"

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小迷的微波爐學會了調酒

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Happy貓偷走了所有吸管

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