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✱眼宇宙
ISSUE #1
Author: 伊瑣
✱眼宇宙
Author: 伊瑣
ISSUE #1
船長守則：第一條
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報告船長，一點鐘方向有不明物體逼近

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了解！

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船長清了清喉嚨，對前方大吼

請來者儘早表明身分，

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船長在心中默數了約莫一秒

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3、2、1，開火！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURrXVDDptI

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報告船長，目標成功殲滅！

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好，開始回收屍體！

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報告船長，請問這就是你穩居業績第一的秘密嗎？

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沒錯，小子，做我們這行的就是要講求效率！

為了在效率與標準作業流程取得平衡，

我採取了特殊的手段，

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對於那種維度的生物，

我們的一秒，就是他們的一輩子。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7d8Tr3fWw

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所以船長你就幫他結束了這輩子？

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沒錯，小子

再晚一點他就老了，

然候他的子代就會過來扶養他。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz8LcjwmYf

到時候我殺的就不只是一條生命，而是⋯⋯

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80億條？

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沒錯，小子，你的數學真不錯。

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如你所見，我並不殘忍，

只是老人真的太可悲了。

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你可以把我的行為當作是人道救援，68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHM8MaPapp

像是最近很流行的安樂死！

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那現在為什麼要把一根針打進他的脖子呢？

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這樣他就會變軟，聽著小子，

老人對這個宇宙最大的貢獻，就是進入能量的循環。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhmb8UfvVX

你看看他逐漸變軟的樣子，好營養啊！

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小子，趁早把他撈上來，吸他！

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報告船長，要怎麼吸他？

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哎呀，小子，你的執照到底是怎麼弄到的？

就吸他！使勁全力地吸！

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很好，看來你對人道救援也非常熟悉。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxdTcYNOyf

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謝謝船長，我會持續加油的！

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不錯，小子有前途啊！

來，分我吸一下。

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哈哈哈哈哈！

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嗚哇哈哈哈哈哈哈！

 

嗚喔嚄齁吼吼吼吼吼吼！

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敬船長！

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敬老人！

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敬人道救援！

敬人道救援！68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMdsAQGtk5

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在歡笑中，一批船隊駛過寧靜的海面，

至於那個東西嗎？

他當然也成為了船隊的一部分。68Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rwLEkKJBy

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就我看來，還真是營養啊⋯⋯

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✱眼宇宙
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Last updated: Jul 14, 2025
Total word count: 534
Total reading time: 2 Minutes
Writer:
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