這個題目其實是來自於當初看到S2O Taiwan時,13Please respect copyright.PENANAeCdaf5S1Vf
一個美麗的誤會~13Please respect copyright.PENANAn5Mc2p4Eqp
我以為這個S2O是什麼化學式~13Please respect copyright.PENANAf2vUwGS4YH
因為SO2就是二氧化硫嘛!13Please respect copyright.PENANAvV91HEle7S
(請原諒我沒有將數字做下標)13Please respect copyright.PENANAF74MPmWtNK
但我其實後來也沒有再去查S2O是什麼意思~13Please respect copyright.PENANAU3UFFEaKuB
還是其實是S20(S二十, S Twenty)呢~13Please respect copyright.PENANAsDNN9hqEus
Anyway,13Please respect copyright.PENANAPhSL3DeTHT
雖然高中時是讀第二類組,13Please respect copyright.PENANAhisezjm8UP
我的化學幾乎都快忘光了~13Please respect copyright.PENANAIps0McwFj8
大概只剩還記得前30個元素週期表的順序...13Please respect copyright.PENANAyD9vlBi3qx
那化合物有很多,13Please respect copyright.PENANAIcQYbEDQe6
因此與其說是分析跟學長有關的化合物,13Please respect copyright.PENANAcu4mWSB0hg
不如說是把我還記得的化合物拼湊出來,13Please respect copyright.PENANAOWWYaITrnz
與學長做關聯吧!
第一個選項是葡萄糖,C6H12O613Please respect copyright.PENANAvSaXJAqkrG
印象中,13Please respect copyright.PENANABwdzB0ywzG
葡萄糖其實是一步一步往上升的(越合越多),13Please respect copyright.PENANARVgk8i1lkA
和果糖一樣是單醣,13Please respect copyright.PENANADImEk9H6as
既然有單醣,13Please respect copyright.PENANA1mMgf3qKOs
就會有雙醣或以上醣類~13Please respect copyright.PENANACRwXFWptJS
而說到醣類就想到碳水化合物~13Please respect copyright.PENANAJj7lQ1ObWX
比方肥宅快樂水(可樂)等等~13Please respect copyright.PENANA5VAx1e2czj
那因為是醣類的最小單位往上升,13Please respect copyright.PENANAIcZquwNcSB
好比藍莓學園的聯盟社,13Please respect copyright.PENANAoSZ7G7dPBy
需要過五關斬六將,13Please respect copyright.PENANAevXYL2PxZZ
才能與四天王對決~13Please respect copyright.PENANARCkPkD9QL8
我相信學長應該也是有經過這個階段吧?13Please respect copyright.PENANApsfGZ4zbIo
除此之外,13Please respect copyright.PENANAJHd1PC0b8p
喜歡吃零食的他,13Please respect copyright.PENANAfYPF61w1Sf
一定也很常接觸碳水化合物~13Please respect copyright.PENANAqzospAwnHu
再來,13Please respect copyright.PENANAyFeYzJHg8p
既然是單醣,13Please respect copyright.PENANAfFzU5uovdC
有點像是學長留級三年,13Please respect copyright.PENANA4tBRXjZinH
遲遲不肯進化成雙糖或多醣體一樣~
第二個則是二氧化碳,CO213Please respect copyright.PENANAsrVCh8jIgv
雖然滅火器有很多種類型,13Please respect copyright.PENANAuYzQZeB5aD
其中一種就是二氧化碳乾粉,13Please respect copyright.PENANAWjhce4aDVc
利用CO2會搶氧氣,13Please respect copyright.PENANA1AQBzBZ3xK
導致火源失去易燃物而能滅火。13Please respect copyright.PENANASCcjZcBKsU
這讓我想到他與小學弟赤松的前輩晚輩關係~13Please respect copyright.PENANAwJZmcboO5P
此外,13Please respect copyright.PENANAK9UaFruqNH
二氧化碳如果燃燒不完全,13Please respect copyright.PENANAPTse6rDFjz
就會變成一氧化碳,13Please respect copyright.PENANAp6rasQDIhx
可能會引起一氧化碳中毒!13Please respect copyright.PENANAAlTdFrj3wU
對應赤松希望學長做什麼事情時能夠先跟他討論~13Please respect copyright.PENANA4OKJthgYNA
當然,13Please respect copyright.PENANAOiqReyPe2T
所謂的可樂,13Please respect copyright.PENANAPr37vzKmP8
聽說就是水加上二氧化碳以及焦糖~13Please respect copyright.PENANAo6MaPmSQ5e
又是跟肥宅快樂水有關係呀!13Please respect copyright.PENANAP265hSVjPA
不過沒有任何證據顯示學長會喜歡喝這種飲料就是...13Please respect copyright.PENANAOD7blUk8j4
說不定他喜歡的其實是茶也說不定...
最後一個不免俗的就是一氧化二氫,H2O13Please respect copyright.PENANASvKRUEstzP
ㄘㄟˊ~其實就是水啦!13Please respect copyright.PENANA0bli160gHR
因為水的三態是大家最熟悉的物質不同的樣態~13Please respect copyright.PENANACpclfUcYBc
這也是為什麼我完全不能接受有水屬性,13Please respect copyright.PENANAb4o2qp7uyt
怎麼可以把冰屬性另外拉出來呢?13Please respect copyright.PENANACPm50a0KYd
提到冰,就會想到水的固態,13Please respect copyright.PENANADy2HFB8Uli
對應學長喜歡寒冷~13Please respect copyright.PENANA1ryVUqzklT
此外有一句諺語:水能載舟、亦能覆舟。13Please respect copyright.PENANA6vYWahhyaP
學長的個性讓一些人覺得很G8,13Please respect copyright.PENANAbyRJwdEbs3
又有些人覺得學長很仔細看待人際關係~13Please respect copyright.PENANAZQ5dfZmU51
由於水達到沸點就會變成水蒸氣,13Please respect copyright.PENANAxKpljCMRrC
把"達到沸點"這件事當作是人的精神昇華,13Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3sOYOAo8Y
又或者是精力壯盛,13Please respect copyright.PENANA1JOd791Ck3
那麼白天的學長就像是液態的水,好像攤在社辦的桌子不想動~13Please respect copyright.PENANAxtGta9W1WE
(聯想到曬太陽的貓頭鷹融化的樣子)13Please respect copyright.PENANAmdfA3zFRxb
晚上的學長就是氣態的水,13Please respect copyright.PENANArdmTNDIm1X
整個晚上都很有精神!13Please respect copyright.PENANAaAwf8u35ok
戰鬥中的學長則是固態的水,13Please respect copyright.PENANANlKVfdCJtz
像冰塊一樣結實且可雕塑,13Please respect copyright.PENANAyY3FQ9nK2r
好比靈活的對戰方式一樣~
分析到這邊,13Please respect copyright.PENANA20G1uIcGgF
我已經把我的腦汁都絞盡了~13Please respect copyright.PENANAoM3OIYSWuA
剩下的化合物就算有想到,13Please respect copyright.PENANAmHdz9QnnuY
也不知道該怎麼跟學長聯想了~13Please respect copyright.PENANAnGG5KYgOf2
據說有人會用氧氣來比喻心愛的人,13Please respect copyright.PENANAYxZXhGwwvp
就像是沒有氧氣要怎麼活那樣~13Please respect copyright.PENANAaih60DhstR
可是我覺得人際關係還是不應該這麼綁死,13Please respect copyright.PENANAUylD3POXWe
而且這根本就是情緒勒索嘛!13Please respect copyright.PENANA7Gng3VEfgn
如果相處後發現真的不適合,13Please respect copyright.PENANA4sHkjUFZnd
那就好聚好散吧!13Please respect copyright.PENANAA959L2U0d0
讓我想起泰勒(Taylor)的一首歌:13Please respect copyright.PENANAK1q2o7fljY
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together13Please respect copyright.PENANAjwZSq4Qg27
我很喜歡旋律,13Please respect copyright.PENANAhmOZNY8Ra6
也覺得歌詞很有意思~13Please respect copyright.PENANA1QIvGFmXXb
雖然我人生中從來沒機會唱這首歌13Please respect copyright.PENANA5yvufUgopC
(因為母胎單身)13Please respect copyright.PENANAavD28SVVMf
好不容易把這首歌的歌詞背起來,13Please respect copyright.PENANAsv8DD1MBx7
結果我在KTV從來沒找到這首歌過...13Please respect copyright.PENANAKUyBKflRKL
儘管聽說愛情就是一系列的化學作用,13Please respect copyright.PENANA8T5t39xC6G
我大概是什麼惰性氣體,13Please respect copyright.PENANAe3CZiUKxBK
很難和其它物質發生化學反應。13Please respect copyright.PENANAGiV0QAV2wD
所以人生就這樣了吧哈哈哈~
7/26 完
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