這個題目其實是來自於當初看到S2O Taiwan時,11Please respect copyright.PENANANuWDChQVLN
一個美麗的誤會~11Please respect copyright.PENANALyu3GJzTak
我以為這個S2O是什麼化學式~11Please respect copyright.PENANAuBUN6sggtL
因為SO2就是二氧化硫嘛!11Please respect copyright.PENANAhSobwgW0Br
(請原諒我沒有將數字做下標)11Please respect copyright.PENANA5vrXXe8tmk
但我其實後來也沒有再去查S2O是什麼意思~11Please respect copyright.PENANAfOGPkDEO8M
還是其實是S20(S二十, S Twenty)呢~11Please respect copyright.PENANAF26ZiBQ8Sx
Anyway,11Please respect copyright.PENANAE5vx1jqV0i
雖然高中時是讀第二類組,11Please respect copyright.PENANAmiYgtr6pPj
我的化學幾乎都快忘光了~11Please respect copyright.PENANAgKSlgIrxHJ
大概只剩還記得前30個元素週期表的順序...11Please respect copyright.PENANA0hsYnNzrM1
那化合物有很多,11Please respect copyright.PENANAtL4rESvh5X
因此與其說是分析跟學長有關的化合物,11Please respect copyright.PENANAhti26OrFr1
不如說是把我還記得的化合物拼湊出來,11Please respect copyright.PENANAn32pnU2s5B
與學長做關聯吧!
第一個選項是葡萄糖,C6H12O611Please respect copyright.PENANAF03dhzOBAN
印象中,11Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3j7f6aBYK
葡萄糖其實是一步一步往上升的(越合越多),11Please respect copyright.PENANAdeFR2adb2M
和果糖一樣是單醣,11Please respect copyright.PENANA8nHitKqgrw
既然有單醣,11Please respect copyright.PENANAi4mBHnQIDU
就會有雙醣或以上醣類~11Please respect copyright.PENANAnMm9KaXVQV
而說到醣類就想到碳水化合物~11Please respect copyright.PENANAUuSHGiFJUE
比方肥宅快樂水(可樂)等等~11Please respect copyright.PENANACyDBV8ZNqd
那因為是醣類的最小單位往上升,11Please respect copyright.PENANABr89Ar6oHx
好比藍莓學園的聯盟社,11Please respect copyright.PENANAcUmOYi1FP1
需要過五關斬六將,11Please respect copyright.PENANAIwaU40Tcmq
才能與四天王對決~11Please respect copyright.PENANAF6N4LQcxfz
我相信學長應該也是有經過這個階段吧?11Please respect copyright.PENANAKXjzLpHycZ
除此之外,11Please respect copyright.PENANAAw7aGieCSU
喜歡吃零食的他,11Please respect copyright.PENANAHjkfYGeUAe
一定也很常接觸碳水化合物~11Please respect copyright.PENANAfVwgpgwZ99
再來,11Please respect copyright.PENANAPakX4nNj6T
既然是單醣,11Please respect copyright.PENANA9Zla3xe3xT
有點像是學長留級三年,11Please respect copyright.PENANAzgx2qNlhXR
遲遲不肯進化成雙糖或多醣體一樣~
第二個則是二氧化碳,CO211Please respect copyright.PENANAxj5X68C6YQ
雖然滅火器有很多種類型,11Please respect copyright.PENANASsRYAAHGCH
其中一種就是二氧化碳乾粉,11Please respect copyright.PENANAPdvcEzhcVU
利用CO2會搶氧氣,11Please respect copyright.PENANABln92vES7K
導致火源失去易燃物而能滅火。11Please respect copyright.PENANAYon9rLv0e1
這讓我想到他與小學弟赤松的前輩晚輩關係~11Please respect copyright.PENANARNQl2RpVNb
此外,11Please respect copyright.PENANAvYiUMeHwAc
二氧化碳如果燃燒不完全,11Please respect copyright.PENANA2DiIP24Gyu
就會變成一氧化碳,11Please respect copyright.PENANAFoLbHZzCMl
可能會引起一氧化碳中毒!11Please respect copyright.PENANA4TPMIqnub4
對應赤松希望學長做什麼事情時能夠先跟他討論~11Please respect copyright.PENANAjSteEurZrh
當然,11Please respect copyright.PENANAb40zcB2x5s
所謂的可樂,11Please respect copyright.PENANAOhVJXqoIzM
聽說就是水加上二氧化碳以及焦糖~11Please respect copyright.PENANAQEsCCxQB14
又是跟肥宅快樂水有關係呀!11Please respect copyright.PENANAwoDo8HSFTA
不過沒有任何證據顯示學長會喜歡喝這種飲料就是...11Please respect copyright.PENANALqGvGKUq6x
說不定他喜歡的其實是茶也說不定...
最後一個不免俗的就是一氧化二氫,H2O11Please respect copyright.PENANA4QroY8MZDr
ㄘㄟˊ~其實就是水啦!11Please respect copyright.PENANAtK0pFiqBSz
因為水的三態是大家最熟悉的物質不同的樣態~11Please respect copyright.PENANASPuHXw03e4
這也是為什麼我完全不能接受有水屬性,11Please respect copyright.PENANAonL1jyG44J
怎麼可以把冰屬性另外拉出來呢?11Please respect copyright.PENANAtdO1GQdgKA
提到冰,就會想到水的固態,11Please respect copyright.PENANAe0xVJpxnnM
對應學長喜歡寒冷~11Please respect copyright.PENANAYjca3ahoAp
此外有一句諺語:水能載舟、亦能覆舟。11Please respect copyright.PENANA8HWIpThU2D
學長的個性讓一些人覺得很G8,11Please respect copyright.PENANAkrxUpg2G8y
又有些人覺得學長很仔細看待人際關係~11Please respect copyright.PENANAGheH6oQdWY
由於水達到沸點就會變成水蒸氣,11Please respect copyright.PENANAIpriXSoQQW
把"達到沸點"這件事當作是人的精神昇華,11Please respect copyright.PENANAcXI9Z9UKPm
又或者是精力壯盛,11Please respect copyright.PENANAIDqPEvoyJm
那麼白天的學長就像是液態的水,好像攤在社辦的桌子不想動~11Please respect copyright.PENANAnMEIpJahSj
(聯想到曬太陽的貓頭鷹融化的樣子)11Please respect copyright.PENANA1HvHwae50w
晚上的學長就是氣態的水,11Please respect copyright.PENANAMDTgLLv6l1
整個晚上都很有精神!11Please respect copyright.PENANAFFKkHlH7ya
戰鬥中的學長則是固態的水,11Please respect copyright.PENANAMbBH2hPhQN
像冰塊一樣結實且可雕塑,11Please respect copyright.PENANAJRbSBhLCAx
好比靈活的對戰方式一樣~
分析到這邊,11Please respect copyright.PENANAv3eFgv43Av
我已經把我的腦汁都絞盡了~11Please respect copyright.PENANActsD6neeId
剩下的化合物就算有想到,11Please respect copyright.PENANARV0SbBoWC8
也不知道該怎麼跟學長聯想了~11Please respect copyright.PENANAMShHs6te5e
據說有人會用氧氣來比喻心愛的人,11Please respect copyright.PENANAPrcUfhi6hd
就像是沒有氧氣要怎麼活那樣~11Please respect copyright.PENANArFREJ1vfTA
可是我覺得人際關係還是不應該這麼綁死,11Please respect copyright.PENANAeqbXy3Bh77
而且這根本就是情緒勒索嘛!11Please respect copyright.PENANAOCzGSjZlAH
如果相處後發現真的不適合,11Please respect copyright.PENANAHmUgCKCbOl
那就好聚好散吧!11Please respect copyright.PENANAApZVc6kfc6
讓我想起泰勒(Taylor)的一首歌:11Please respect copyright.PENANADcHLaJxcmx
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together11Please respect copyright.PENANAjtjn5IzFlc
我很喜歡旋律,11Please respect copyright.PENANAiwJpyi1S4J
也覺得歌詞很有意思~11Please respect copyright.PENANAjQsxlWIvYh
雖然我人生中從來沒機會唱這首歌11Please respect copyright.PENANAP8LyEsdW4O
(因為母胎單身)11Please respect copyright.PENANAzPVviDRuBG
好不容易把這首歌的歌詞背起來,11Please respect copyright.PENANAvBLbrbo6KZ
結果我在KTV從來沒找到這首歌過...11Please respect copyright.PENANAy49Bj3LrHU
儘管聽說愛情就是一系列的化學作用,11Please respect copyright.PENANAxo9KOhFb21
我大概是什麼惰性氣體,11Please respect copyright.PENANA2jGRkkiyCO
很難和其它物質發生化學反應。11Please respect copyright.PENANAjsYAPky54e
所以人生就這樣了吧哈哈哈~
7/26 完
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