早上鬧鐘響前，做了一個很欠扁的夢271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84RYWrugvC
我夢到二師兄要載我去上班271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUDbk5IkDK
可是路癡的他卻越騎越遠271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNT4gKpYft
明明一條路到底就會到的地方271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipjZDd23kV
他硬是能騎到艱難的鄉間小路271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwj7gZVqA2n
拖了大段的時間，一直到不了271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lp2sqoTdl
醒來怒怒的，一看時間才七點271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIHtxrXBnH
忍不住罵了一句：幹，死路癡271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8sOCZbnsV
再繼續睡一下271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHRjQUf9EX
本來在想要不要跟他講271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0kGpw3k5a
但他又特別不要臉271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAM0ViFVfB
總是會扭曲說我在想他271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZl16zRvnb
但後來他晚上剛好跟我講話271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPifHVfphJB
我就直接罵出去了271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoEscyuRBS
我說：欸幹，我早上夢到你耶271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsHEYaIlua
他說：夢到我幹嘛？271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLWZoVSIay
：夢裡你害我遲到，我超想掐死你，啊災這是什麼劇情271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppiyAY9WvT
：我怎麼害妳遲到？操到妳腿軟？
這傢伙一離開我的城市，一整個葷素不忌
：一一271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTIooHP8VS
：妳又不說過程，我當然找我的劇本走啊271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuQd1GKOvC
：不是，是車騎得太慢，越騎離目的地越遠271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLTf6lEcWf
：那關我什麼事？271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AWPzVbQSP
：因為是你騎的，明明一條路就能到，竟然騎到鄉間小路271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGMM39i2O3
：嗯，我真的有這種超能力271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TCO8muuUR
：還跟我說小路就能繞到了，結果越騎越詭異271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkq4YhvBwK
：我真的會這樣捏，真的271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRnHvUtpSd
：我夢得一點不冤枉你吧271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPsODNuTnt
同時：簡直就是你啊271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrsUYsed9m
：根本就是我啊
後來聊到一半，我又說：271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUynuMDh5AF
我現在想起來還是很想掐死你，到底怎麼騎的啊？271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdd7cfd4lT8
他說：我怎麼知道，就方向感不好
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，瞬間笑噴271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3y9hVV2jPN
其實真不是他騎的啊271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCgCT9s2gX
那只是夢啊，別那麼認真啊我們倆271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuZDeke1au
早上是真的怒了，一直到不了，時間還一直過去271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDIH8vmTCv
一口一 到底是什麼劇情啊
但他一直偏向色情271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iUgvFb8GY
老跟我說去找夢解析271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrT4VCCacpi
也許是我下意識希望他騎我271Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbqKR5cjkZ
……見面都不敢的人，老跟我屁這些算什麼呢？
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