副題:幸福的進階關卡。
發現懷孕後的第一個月・驚慌啟動期58Please respect copyright.PENANAkDgmobhWpq
自從醫院那天起,賀淩峰正式進入「準爸爸模式」。58Please respect copyright.PENANAfuiPGhJEVN
精準定義:高度警戒、反應過度、甜度超標。58Please respect copyright.PENANAdPgDfLlkEm
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第一週,他在廚房打翻三杯牛奶。58Please respect copyright.PENANAr2Y7U9jm4G
理由是:「牛奶太冷,妳喝了會肚子痛。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAnyZHgEnLYw
林婧安無奈:「我只是說想加點冰。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAeMfpAfGUsS
他立刻皺眉:「冰不行!妳現在是行走的宇宙核心。」58Please respect copyright.PENANABNruRTyk4p
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助理忍不住吐槽:「哥,妳太太懷的是寶寶,不是行星。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAJpUq06KKmj
他神情篤定:「對我來說,一樣重要。」
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從那天起,他徹底失去放鬆的能力。58Please respect copyright.PENANAp9XiKlfXxu
她一打噴嚏,他的臉色比醫生還專業。58Please respect copyright.PENANAxUERrVqyH2
她笑他:「你緊張得像要自己懷孕。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAOpVgKzKbi0
他小聲回:「那也不錯,至少能幫妳分擔一點。」58Please respect copyright.PENANA55B76n4JKl
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有時她看他緊張得不行,只好安撫:「我只是伸個懶腰,不是暈倒。」58Please respect copyright.PENANA5YXQSvKu9e
他卻立刻查起「孕婦伸展安全角度」;連她喝水,他都要先測溫度。
第二個月・孕吐正式登場期58Please respect copyright.PENANA5TYTs0ZKUu
孕吐吐的日子正式報到。58Please respect copyright.PENANAya70zzQ11f
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林婧安的口味每天都在變——昨天愛吃酸梅,今天卻說聞到就想吐。58Please respect copyright.PENANAeU4ABdQT40
他每天早上都端着筆記本,問:「妳今天想吃什麼?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAzglGw8YSZS
她懶懶地回:「想睡覺。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAZhjoCrqGUv
他立刻記下:「早餐——改為睡覺。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAWdsgpSxwtB
助理一旁笑到直不起腰:「哥,這營養師怕是要辭職。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAYSunPDgwjT
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後來她只願意吃幾樣東西:白粥、蘋果、小饅頭。58Please respect copyright.PENANALQwnpL1PTh
他就每天變着花樣煮粥,還堅持用溫度計測:「太燙會傷胃,太冷會吐氣。」58Please respect copyright.PENANACdirbmSh12
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秦洛在片場看他一邊回訊一邊查孕婦食譜,忍不住感嘆:「影帝變月嫂,只差沒穿圍裙。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAiLnWfnitL8
他頭也不抬地回:「有需要我可以訂製。」
第三個月・囤貨狂潮期
他開始了「囤貨模式」,嬰兒床、推車、奶瓶、尿布機……
客廳被堆成一座小山。58Please respect copyright.PENANA7IMCY5pOSz
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林婧安走出臥室,差點被防撞墊絆倒。58Please respect copyright.PENANAyisCcz9dEM
他立刻衝上前:「沒事吧?我早就墊好防滑墊!」58Please respect copyright.PENANA9qKypdnK0x
助理在旁舉着手機錄影,小聲吐槽:「哥,你這是要開托兒所?這陣仗比嬰兒展還齊全。」58Please respect copyright.PENANADeSuvOusxo
這時,秦洛一踏進門,看見玄關那台暖奶機,整個人愣了兩秒,隨即扶額嘆氣:「賀淩峰,你老婆肚子都還沒明顯,你就先把育嬰室搬回家了?」58Please respect copyright.PENANA0DCZ5vwqTL
他淡淡回:「預防萬一。幸福也要有備而來。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAJmfKWUpvJs
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第二天,一則新聞火速登上熱搜:58Please respect copyright.PENANAImaqxKibAJ
【賀淩峰準爸爸模式全面開啟!嬰兒用品品牌爭相邀約】58Please respect copyright.PENANAJKfxu6uL6R
留言區笑翻:58Please respect copyright.PENANAZjfTcbPt85
【現實比偶像劇更甜】58Please respect copyright.PENANAHpKWDvUTIl
【這位爸爸太前置了吧】58Please respect copyright.PENANAG4ydn3CmZi
【拜託給孩子出個聯名品牌】58Please respect copyright.PENANA7VJEV0XFI5
記者追問他感想,他只淡淡一笑:「我不搶頭條,只搶尿布折扣。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAXRYO5K28aQ
全場笑翻。
第四個月・幸福監控期
賀淩峰開始升級行動——推出一份完整的「孕期監控表」。58Please respect copyright.PENANAcxZ22MtDNS
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Excel滿滿一頁:58Please respect copyright.PENANABL7NN9TU5W
「8:00 起床喝溫水200ml」58Please respect copyright.PENANATP1Vxe1DGc
「9:30 小點心(餅乾兩片或水果半份)」58Please respect copyright.PENANA2BBradT3qt
「10:00 散步10分鐘」58Please respect copyright.PENANAy0HBFJJ1Kq
「12:00 午餐蔬菜比例65%,少油少鹽」58Please respect copyright.PENANACUV2PumlzU
「14:00 小睡20分鐘」58Please respect copyright.PENANAIwDh5veOT2
「15:30 吃點酸的緩解孕吐」58Please respect copyright.PENANAQpvDEhhmfV
「21:00 熱牛奶一杯(溫度≦45°C)」58Please respect copyright.PENANAoTQaeh6kki
最下方還註明:「未按表執行者,請簽名說明。」58Please respect copyright.PENANA3mEvnfUyCA
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林婧安看着那張表,笑到靠牆:「你這是劇組通告表嗎?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAYZL82arw8m
他一本正經:「不,這是幸福排程表。」58Please respect copyright.PENANASsTSVbtJ0A
她挑眉:「那為什麼早餐後面寫『禁止逃餐』?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAC5tgR4H4B3
他理直氣壯:「孕吐也不能沒營養。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAlnwZHDqkka
助理在群組裏打字:【嫂子辛苦了。】58Please respect copyright.PENANAWZxXZ6GNam
她回:【你們誰辛苦我還沒搞清楚。】
第五到第七個月・從緊張到溫柔期(孕程穩定期)
她的肚子漸漸明顯,他也漸漸穩定下來。58Please respect copyright.PENANAdSk0aexYmG
雖然仍偶爾緊張,但語氣裡多了柔軟。58Please respect copyright.PENANAf7bqn3sUGd
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他學會了幫她按摩小腿抽筋、記得放慢步伐陪她散步。58Please respect copyright.PENANANxWFfdmILo
有時他會貼着她的肚子,笑說:「小光今天好像在踢我。」58Please respect copyright.PENANA6DkVhgnduP
她溫柔回:「那是因為他知道你在聽。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAhrKPBiTbkI
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秦洛和助理在旁邊起哄:「賀爸,你胎教要不要收費?可以出課程!」58Please respect copyright.PENANANnIM86kxFh
他笑着回:「第一堂課名字叫——《愛要有節奏》。」
第八個月・倒數準備期58Please respect copyright.PENANAciG0myBf4S
他開始練包尿布、研究拍嗝技巧。58Please respect copyright.PENANASwqZ2m1NwP
醫院模擬課上,護士誇他:「模擬爸爸表現滿分!」58Please respect copyright.PENANApmzH3EZ2YD
他挺胸笑得像拿了影帝。58Please respect copyright.PENANA5zEexgb2oF
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回家後,他又翻開筆記補註:「拍嗝需輕柔,手勢角度45度。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAMv63ayl3nk
林婧安看了哭笑不得:「你比醫生還敬業。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAsKMaZOcaAW
他溫柔地回:「那當然,我的劇本叫〈幸福進行中〉。」
第九個月・倒數計時期
離預產期不到一週,他每天都守在她身邊,手機鈴聲設成「急救模式」。58Please respect copyright.PENANAURqYkSkqBE
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她打趣:「你這樣我壓力很大欸。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAZDtafrOs4D
他溫柔一笑:「那我改靜音,但我心還是響着妳的頻率。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAUjI5VkrI5C
她笑着拍他:「這台詞你是不是準備上台頒獎用的?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAzsOEWTkuzj
他一本正經:「頒給我的最佳角色——準爸爸。」58Please respect copyright.PENANArJWU5qRwDY
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夜裡,兩人並肩坐在窗邊。58Please respect copyright.PENANAR6RHf6J9xX
城市的燈光倒映在玻璃上,她輕輕覆手在自己肚子上。58Please respect copyright.PENANAaYLFA74O8A
「賀爸爸,你覺得小光會像誰?」58Please respect copyright.PENANAPBjkItbO0j
「像誰都好,只要他知道自己被等了很久。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAA5P7lqE1ya
他低頭,在她肚子上落下一吻。「快點長大,來和我們見面。」58Please respect copyright.PENANAwWpODw0Gad
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那一刻,他不再是影帝、也不是準爸爸——只是個在幸福裏學會溫柔的男人。
——〈番外篇八・完〉
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