CHALKBOARD STORIES
Proposition 1: It is possible to determine everything that was ever written on a chalkboard from the traces of dust they leave behind.
The hard chalk squeals in pain as the young man drags it across the board. He stops for a moment, then writes a second:
Proposition 2: It is possible to reconstruct a life from the traces they leave behind, the ways they affected other lives.
Yes, he thinks, that's it. Stretching, he adds an underlined title above the two sentences:
The Chalkboard Proposition
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The big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1080Please respect copyright.PENANASuTPjFAdKr
The ally-ally-oh, the ally-ally-oh,1080Please respect copyright.PENANAcAVYP7kWq8
Oh, the big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1080Please respect copyright.PENANA12wjGYu6Rm
On the last day of September…
"Oh, come on, you've got to tell me who you're taking to the social!" Esme titters, throwing her luscious blonde hair back with a flick of the head.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAPjCjFRJ3YA
"Just someone." David was an unusual person; quiet, introverted, and the secret crush of nearly every girl in his year (not to mention ones younger and older). He had well defined features – piercing blue eyes, observant, brown curls hanging over his forehead and the faintest hint of facial hair sprouting beneath his tall nose and under his chin.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAJQLBz4VDcI
"Don't tease me, Dave. Give me a name." Esme pouts in what could be considered a sexual way, and a few distant onlookers wolf-whistle. It took a lot to get the self-proclaimed beauty of the school to give that face.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAfps4jkmFPV
"May, I'm not going to tell you that." He sits down on the grass oval and opens his chemistry book.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAGCe35kUUz2
"Okay then. First letter."1080Please respect copyright.PENANAgt1Nw2jD71
"May –" Her bottom lip sticks out even further, and she bends over, batting her eyelids. Shit, David thinks. If I don't say anything soon she's going to be undressing for me right here.1080Please respect copyright.PENANA0pVkJzyfPO
"Okay. It's an B." He sighs.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAJ53h8yPOmy
Immediately, Esme straightens herself, and pulls up her dress which had casually fallen a centimeter or two during her maneouvres. "B for bitch?" She adds, helpfully. A hysterical laugh.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0RCWcmULB
"No, what the hell, May?"1080Please respect copyright.PENANAG9btpTP43E
She puts on a young, girly voice: "It was just a joke, mummy, no need to get so uptight!" Another laugh. "Ohhhhh my god, it's Bronte, isn't it. That SLUT!" She gasps theatrically.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAjJTGuMK8ny
"No, it's not Bronte. You wouldn't know who it is." He takes out and puts on his glasses and focuses on the book on his lap.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAkWsuEnreG5
Esme smiles conspiratorially. "You're quite the puzzle, aren't you?" A more sophisticated person might have used the word 'enigma' instead.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAUnJkSkeSJO
David looks up. "Only if you want me to be."1080Please respect copyright.PENANAb0vNICxcS5
"Haha…" He can tell she doesn't understand him, as he expected. No one would.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAFhzQWlX5JR
Esme's group of friends appears suddenly, as if sprouting out of the ground like unwanted weeds; dandelions, pretty at first sight, but as you blow all the frills away you see the filth underneath that spreading over your garden.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAEcQeVfnu1Z
"Well, Dave, I've gotta go. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!" She giggles, and her friends follow suit with an irritating chord of nervous laughter.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAPWxLvObSq3
As if in reverse mitosis, they form one impenetrable cloud of gossip that slowly walks away, emitting the occasional 'No way!' or 'Oh my god!'1080Please respect copyright.PENANAEAXZbiAd1v
David sighs, and closes the book.1080Please respect copyright.PENANArorVTDcO0f
He can't concentrate now.
-impurities-
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,1080Please respect copyright.PENANAdQ5u2MtGCQ
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAYe96R4Oeix
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse.1080Please respect copyright.PENANANA9B40dtGL
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
sample: H2O1080Please respect copyright.PENANA2tZV4Fw4C1
sample volume: 7325kL1080Please respect copyright.PENANAKMa5f7q9Pz
hypothesis: i am alone1080Please respect copyright.PENANAb6AT3VIDW2
method:1080Please respect copyright.PENANA3fqyqIF4Ou
-extract impurities1080Please respect copyright.PENANAPJNOCpOY3n
result: collected 109875L of impurities1080Please respect copyright.PENANAzqERDxSXxz
hypothesis disproven1080Please respect copyright.PENANA5qEPINdwGQ
hypothesis ii: i am alone, here1080Please respect copyright.PENANAWznxJssozW
method:1080Please respect copyright.PENANAPA9U7eSdr1
-sift and sort impurities1080Please respect copyright.PENANAE5WHsfLFoP
result: collected 809550mL of relevant impurities1080Please respect copyright.PENANAyzFduv4vNj
hypothesis disproven1080Please respect copyright.PENANAz4uFqVlVEz
hypothesis iii: magic does not exist1080Please respect copyright.PENANApZ1MU4F4ch
method:1080Please respect copyright.PENANAhiEr9cPZyx
-collect 2mL of relevant impurities1080Please respect copyright.PENANAClonGTMpyh
-place in flask1080Please respect copyright.PENANAnxC0EhUTrH
-wait1080Please respect copyright.PENANACGSQfcC7Mz
-wait1080Please respect copyright.PENANAZZl5QXpjWM
-wait1080Please respect copyright.PENANAtDfSsK2Coj
-wait1080Please respect copyright.PENANAbIMkeo67Wx
-wait1080Please respect copyright.PENANAfGD3mOAkg2
-wait1080Please respect copyright.PENANAVyPpeR5PJs
-wait1080Please respect copyright.PENANAZU5bXp63b0
-until something magical happens1080Please respect copyright.PENANAKg30xrqKdW
result: i waited1080Please respect copyright.PENANA1H5vEMHEag
result: i wanted1080Please respect copyright.PENANAPCqzm9fypw
result: i failed1080Please respect copyright.PENANAFUDB44sRYc
result: i hid1080Please respect copyright.PENANAbCCjSb5ZAI
result: i tried1080Please respect copyright.PENANABeQRuRJ0cX
result: i searched1080Please respect copyright.PENANA4f8KxuNxhm
result: i found1080Please respect copyright.PENANAdXfagdn8cu
result: i found something magical1080Please respect copyright.PENANAj00zir8kK7
hypotheses disproven1080Please respect copyright.PENANAaJKl3OYs4S
i am not alone
-sign here-
Monday's child is fair of face,1080Please respect copyright.PENANAYwe63WngfN
Tuesday's child is full of grace,1080Please respect copyright.PENANAhcFrMPP0tC
Wednesday's child is full of woe,1080Please respect copyright.PENANAIheCJoEVdV
Thursday's child has far to go,1080Please respect copyright.PENANATHYGjb5E3t
Friday's child is loving and giving,1080Please respect copyright.PENANAPr8dwDT9nl
Saturday's child works hard for his living1080Please respect copyright.PENANAFHKO264yAt
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day…
The author signs the book, another thank, another person. The line goes on.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAaGBKBA1r5r
"The name's Gretta. I'm your number one fan!"1080Please respect copyright.PENANAakcNol6MCn
To Gretta, my number one fan. -sign here-1080Please respect copyright.PENANABZ1MS57eC7
"I really loved your book. It touched me so much. I've had similar issues myself…"1080Please respect copyright.PENANARRLhl7urLp
To quote a cat meme: 'Hang in there!' Don't give up, Jacob! -sign here-1080Please respect copyright.PENANAfUz8P54zK7
"What an honour to meet you! I'm lost for words."1080Please respect copyright.PENANAKa5b6YJHih
To Kyle, my number one fan. -sign here-
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1080Please respect copyright.PENANA0qcVAFZxaz
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1080Please respect copyright.PENANAWoVnB0t9f4
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1080Please respect copyright.PENANASs0OHfsxdm
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-
Endless, endless, endless, and they all mean nothing. Dammit. The pen has run out of ink. He reaches for another –1080Please respect copyright.PENANA9uk7ynOoef
"No need to." The author looks up at the voice, and is greeted by the figure of a young man, possibly mid to late twenties, perhaps even in the thirties. Streaky blonde hair, slightly awkward gait, but something elegant about the entire presentation. A smile. "It's already signed."1080Please respect copyright.PENANAQ557t0ptZB
The author opens to the inside cover, and sure enough, there's a signature there. It's not his own, though.1080Please respect copyright.PENANADOssxs6xm2
This is for you, Hector. I want you to know that I'm sorry.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAfjsYSAd4LO
Carolyn1080Please respect copyright.PENANAwvb965yFW5
"I'm sorry, I don't quite understand –" The author is interrupted by the young man.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAFEwr6zYack
"You don't need to. It's only a mystery if you make it one." There's an audible muttering of impatience from the people in the line, and he glances back quickly after he finishes the sentence.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAMI2UjgXBiq
"The book isn't mine. I bought it second hand." He takes closes the cover, and takes it back. "I think there's a greater story in those fourteen words than what could ever be expressed in the entirety of your book."1080Please respect copyright.PENANAhB6G4EKzTo
The author finally sees; and – for a moment – for an eternal, deathly moment – he wants to cry.1080Please respect copyright.PENANACKCa2IlUKK
"Yes…" He manages to form the word. "…I agree."1080Please respect copyright.PENANAlJgSZISRfX
The young man offers nothing for a goodbye, simply walking away; but, just before he exits the bookshop – he turns back, and gives one last smile – that happy, sad, confused, surprised, goddamn smile.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAv0ndSR5vvE
The author doesn't want to let himself believe it, but he's sure, so sure, that when the man returns home, he'll play an old record of some Shakespeare, sit by his Shigeru and with his long, shapely fingers, play the most impenetrable and so unspeakably beautiful harmonies.1080Please respect copyright.PENANALVRAYfVSmQ
The clearing of a throat brings his attention back to the person in front of him.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAz66zb32emB
To Samantha, my number one fan. -sign here-
-ghost 54-
"When will that be?" say the Bells of Stepney,1080Please respect copyright.PENANA49KQQiY9Ey
"I do not know" say the Great Bells of Bow.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAmsm88GPgtQ
Here comes a candle to light you to bed…
It is known that ghosts do not come out in day, but only at night, or in the dark.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAZxbLX2Rp7H
Why is this, experts ask?1080Please respect copyright.PENANAjAJHbQ1Zye
And why is it only occasionally that ghosts are found in groups?1080Please respect copyright.PENANAYrkAiD3DHl
It was decided that a study must be conducted.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAyHQ4XdSI5S
We stayed at the Crawley Cemetery for five nights, with video cameras, audio recording equipment, and an ectograph.1080Please respect copyright.PENANACEvFnIQI5g
Each night, we video the cemetery, record audio in selected areas, record a transcript of all dialogue at our midnight campfire, and place the ecto-sensors around the cemetery, transmitting information to the ectograph.
NIGHT 1:1080Please respect copyright.PENANAo9iBLJXm23
Video cameras find nothing.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAl05RjirrMX
Audio finds only the faintest of whispers.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAsMWekUPQHf
No ectograph response.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAEie0oTRxbT
At our midnight campfire, we had seven people gathered around, telling stories. We came as a group of six. Once pointed out, said extra person vanished. Ghost activity suspected.
NIGHT 2:1080Please respect copyright.PENANACbaqmXos9O
Video cameras find nothing.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAQfexUpJQOX
Audio records crying at a frequency unnoticeable to human ears. Had to be edited.1080Please respect copyright.PENANA4NKJRojI1m
Slight ectograph response.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAqgzGE47QSx
At our midnight campfire, we sensed a presence, 5 foot 4 inches tall. One member of our group panicked, and bailed from experiment.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAuR3GrIJxF8
The presence feebly tried to morph into a replica of a human body, but the image collapsed.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAFEFnzDYQqo
We have christened the presence 'ghost 54'.
NIGHT 3:1080Please respect copyright.PENANA3qpgjb3MYy
Video cameras find a group of ghosts, touching, walking through each other, but seemingly without the knowledge of each other's presence. Further study of this phenomenon is required.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAb3KJBCA4yj
Audio records multiple prayers being said through the night. Again, frequency had to be edited.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAwRxzCTiK9n
Ectograph gives huge response. Large ghost activity in area.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAGo4W68t2k7
Ghost 54 returned to our midnight campfire, seemingly trying to make contact with us. Sounds made were unintelligible. We managed to capture it: we have placed it in a cage.
NIGHT 4:1080Please respect copyright.PENANAW4nxQaJQHc
Video cameras record images of horrific beings, humanoid but monstrous.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAHP85aJNevn
Audio records unintelligible noises. This phenomenon requires further study. Possibly an attempt at communication.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAouT1yZdA65
Ectograph spikes, has buffer overflow. Line of activity goes off the top of graph before the machine breaks.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAdhli2T6C1m
We repair the ectograph during our midnight campfire.1080Please respect copyright.PENANASgxpexUfHM
One of our remaining 5 crew members has an epileptic fit. We attempt to calm him before he morphs into a monstrous ghost before our eyes. We restrain him, and place him in the cage. We have lost another crew member.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAe9AqxFNlJs
Ghost 54 is silent.
NIGHT 5:1080Please respect copyright.PENANA55ujtryeS4
Video cameras show many people walking around the cemetery.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAYLUNQtKYsl
Audio records many casual conversations.1080Please respect copyright.PENANATUXAH1SaZm
The repaired ectograph gives no response.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAtKr2I7bxIT
The cage contains our crew member and ghost 54. We cannot tell which is which, as both no longer resemble ghosts, both seemingly human now.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAEKLCiypIXU
No ghost activity was found at all.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAjSNerTRlXs
At midnight campfire, we go back through previous footage and recordings. They have changed. Frequencies are back to normal (edited versions had to be re-edited) and unintelligible noises now resemble human conversation.1080Please respect copyright.PENANA4c83ckVySX
We congratulate ourselves on our unusual findings.1080Please respect copyright.PENANArOj3ez7USp
To celebrate, we watch the footage of ghost 54 being placed in the cage.1080Please respect copyright.PENANA7avcbuFd3P
We are surprised to see in the recording, us placing a perfectly healthy (and struggling) human into the cage.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAJE4IyZm1qn
The footage has not been tampered with.
This phenomenon requires further study.
-whish-
Jack and Jill1080Please respect copyright.PENANAbbGDiwJIRZ
Went up the hill1080Please respect copyright.PENANAy3zmZIpii3
To fetch a pail of water…
The hill is silent, serene – peaceful, he wants to say.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAtVjLwOELQ7
This is his place, where he can lay the storm of thoughts rushing about inside his mind to rest.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAC21vnLLqAZ
The climb is harsh, and he recalls when once – as a younger child, perhaps 11 or 12 years old, he twisted his foot on a rock, and it never quite fully healed; you wouldn't notice it at a glance, but there's something ever so slightly awkward about the way he carries himself.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAsm9HhCLCZl
But he still does it, perhaps once a month, sometimes more, sometimes less, because of the Whishing Well.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAOMRVwVGrfd
That's what he calls it; the old, defunct well at the top of the hill – the Whishing Well. His own little private joke. And on those nights that he sneaks out of the house to climb up, he drops something precious down the well and makes a wish, then lies under the glimmering stars for as long as he dares before heading back down to his house.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAkKXi6xggA4
Tonight is different.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAt9yhir685U
He has nothing left to give to the well.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAL7a4Yr5k8w
Or, perhaps, he has everything to give.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAKYg4xJvlTz
He knows that this is the last time he's going to go to the well. He doesn't want to come back after this, because this – this is his final wish, the most important thing in his whole life, the one thing he wants granted.1080Please respect copyright.PENANADPxsPhZcG3
He reaches the peak, and kneels beside the stone circle surrounding the pit. He makes his wish, and as he does so, he can't help but let a few tears escape; each echoing hollowly as they splash against the bottom of the well.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAopMSMMpLv5
The sleepless moon watches over him, gliding so slowly across the sky, a guardian, a confidante, the only other that will know the wish, the light reflecting of his streaky blonde hair.1080Please respect copyright.PENANA0kEFkYWUFM
He opens his eyes. The wish is over.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAvIDv2I4CpL
He wants it. He needs it.1080Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ew5iBTn5R
With a sigh, he walks back down the hill.
The next evening, his parents are crying.1080Please respect copyright.PENANA6px0dE7IWF
"We're proud of you, son, no matter what." They're smiling, but they're shocked as well, shaken.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAHsBxfHbpDE
His dad, eyes red, pats him on the back.1080Please respect copyright.PENANANtHXjsM7lk
"Go get 'em, tiger."1080Please respect copyright.PENANA5PIbeGWv4n
And so a door closes, another opens.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAIPfwEgB658
He walks out, a half-hearted goodbye, a see you soon, and they watch all the way as he walks down the street.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAw9PIfIfBlF
The thirty minute walk gives his time to think about what's going to happen, to him, to them, to everyone they know.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAF9Vwo6bT74
He reaches his destination, and there, a slim, quiet figure waits, extending a hand upon sight.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAK4kca9YnAv
He grasps it.1080Please respect copyright.PENANA717mtE7tT3
"Ready?"1080Please respect copyright.PENANAjydHdkc8O1
The person answers. "Ready."1080Please respect copyright.PENANAuRLaRDY2x6
He can tell that they're not, really, but they're going to do this anyway.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAv66BoJva9r
They can hear all the noise from inside the hall, growing louder as they open the door.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAXYCl37gDzy
Silence.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAxviXrgB0Dp
Everything stops.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAoH9BQulLNT
And he thinks of his wish, still strong in his mind, and walks, hand in hand, into the room.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAWQOCzeVCnt
I wish…1080Please respect copyright.PENANA37KD8HDh2j
I wish…1080Please respect copyright.PENANAP3TXOyWQkR
Esme cries.
-extract from memoir of a ghost by david whishaw-
When Adam delved, and Eve span,1080Please respect copyright.PENANA06mL5jooNr
Who then was a gentleman?
I'm walking new territory now, no footsteps in the sand before me. I've thrown everything that I knew and loved to the winds, and I'm scared that I'll take the journey alone. Everything is different now, but even in those first, tentative steps, I know that however hard this will be, something magical is waiting for me at the end. And when I glimpse that beautiful thing, still so far away, rising over the horizon, I'm going to run, oh, I'll run, and I'm never looking back.
Just watch me go.1080Please respect copyright.PENANAM7yXe6Coyk
-chalkboard stories-1080Please respect copyright.PENANAsZJoiri0Fr
its only an enigma1080Please respect copyright.PENANAyrd3IaV9y7
if you want it to be