CHALKBOARD STORIES
Proposition 1: It is possible to determine everything that was ever written on a chalkboard from the traces of dust they leave behind.
The hard chalk squeals in pain as the young man drags it across the board. He stops for a moment, then writes a second:
Proposition 2: It is possible to reconstruct a life from the traces they leave behind, the ways they affected other lives.
Yes, he thinks, that's it. Stretching, he adds an underlined title above the two sentences:
The Chalkboard Proposition
-date-
The big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1081Please respect copyright.PENANAJWSDP9lsXp
The ally-ally-oh, the ally-ally-oh,1081Please respect copyright.PENANA68RZO2aaAp
Oh, the big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1081Please respect copyright.PENANAarIWPvc8Cf
On the last day of September…
"Oh, come on, you've got to tell me who you're taking to the social!" Esme titters, throwing her luscious blonde hair back with a flick of the head.1081Please respect copyright.PENANA66JZXiVUlJ
"Just someone." David was an unusual person; quiet, introverted, and the secret crush of nearly every girl in his year (not to mention ones younger and older). He had well defined features – piercing blue eyes, observant, brown curls hanging over his forehead and the faintest hint of facial hair sprouting beneath his tall nose and under his chin.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAuKVlvKBaRn
"Don't tease me, Dave. Give me a name." Esme pouts in what could be considered a sexual way, and a few distant onlookers wolf-whistle. It took a lot to get the self-proclaimed beauty of the school to give that face.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAjjknr41qn2
"May, I'm not going to tell you that." He sits down on the grass oval and opens his chemistry book.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAULLaAi6nPp
"Okay then. First letter."1081Please respect copyright.PENANAjsxh16d7Pa
"May –" Her bottom lip sticks out even further, and she bends over, batting her eyelids. Shit, David thinks. If I don't say anything soon she's going to be undressing for me right here.1081Please respect copyright.PENANATJ07xpqxdH
"Okay. It's an B." He sighs.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAgcbmYjzB6D
Immediately, Esme straightens herself, and pulls up her dress which had casually fallen a centimeter or two during her maneouvres. "B for bitch?" She adds, helpfully. A hysterical laugh.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAIKaRVGNxah
"No, what the hell, May?"1081Please respect copyright.PENANAxbMVRjbZyq
She puts on a young, girly voice: "It was just a joke, mummy, no need to get so uptight!" Another laugh. "Ohhhhh my god, it's Bronte, isn't it. That SLUT!" She gasps theatrically.1081Please respect copyright.PENANASuGf4Hl1Jy
"No, it's not Bronte. You wouldn't know who it is." He takes out and puts on his glasses and focuses on the book on his lap.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAnZU42j59nF
Esme smiles conspiratorially. "You're quite the puzzle, aren't you?" A more sophisticated person might have used the word 'enigma' instead.1081Please respect copyright.PENANALm51JdKMeS
David looks up. "Only if you want me to be."1081Please respect copyright.PENANAa7TlZk4S5a
"Haha…" He can tell she doesn't understand him, as he expected. No one would.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAyp4ZzpDiUZ
Esme's group of friends appears suddenly, as if sprouting out of the ground like unwanted weeds; dandelions, pretty at first sight, but as you blow all the frills away you see the filth underneath that spreading over your garden.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAM6Vy8dE5NQ
"Well, Dave, I've gotta go. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!" She giggles, and her friends follow suit with an irritating chord of nervous laughter.1081Please respect copyright.PENANA870PfXlRAy
As if in reverse mitosis, they form one impenetrable cloud of gossip that slowly walks away, emitting the occasional 'No way!' or 'Oh my god!'1081Please respect copyright.PENANA25OkKwRjAJ
David sighs, and closes the book.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAZZLMW2JvJw
He can't concentrate now.
-impurities-
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,1081Please respect copyright.PENANAWaKZGYzrCA
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAfBMuDF2wEW
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAL2JnO678FP
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
sample: H2O1081Please respect copyright.PENANALNcDhMUV8m
sample volume: 7325kL1081Please respect copyright.PENANAPybrB8TpS0
hypothesis: i am alone1081Please respect copyright.PENANAdKfD2JPPn7
method:1081Please respect copyright.PENANA4RRz6kgf8n
-extract impurities1081Please respect copyright.PENANAvLkwPsmSyA
result: collected 109875L of impurities1081Please respect copyright.PENANAHRV32aZskF
hypothesis disproven1081Please respect copyright.PENANAlOkDR7ZrAG
hypothesis ii: i am alone, here1081Please respect copyright.PENANAb5LfcYAazI
method:1081Please respect copyright.PENANAdhxbXyqmBS
-sift and sort impurities1081Please respect copyright.PENANAVL7rfk5x70
result: collected 809550mL of relevant impurities1081Please respect copyright.PENANAvKiDJROUq7
hypothesis disproven1081Please respect copyright.PENANALNz2GI5LLG
hypothesis iii: magic does not exist1081Please respect copyright.PENANADHLFxBBMW1
method:1081Please respect copyright.PENANA74bLVSDQ3l
-collect 2mL of relevant impurities1081Please respect copyright.PENANAxB9iKJICbz
-place in flask1081Please respect copyright.PENANAJR8bngN4EV
-wait1081Please respect copyright.PENANAwmJiXLLSR4
-wait1081Please respect copyright.PENANAvmic0SbV7h
-wait1081Please respect copyright.PENANAUNuDNDjxhy
-wait1081Please respect copyright.PENANAtXtJQXWSly
-wait1081Please respect copyright.PENANAMcoGdV25Fa
-wait1081Please respect copyright.PENANA71qiV6X93W
-wait1081Please respect copyright.PENANASgDvUBNVBe
-until something magical happens1081Please respect copyright.PENANAAhP4NETyUo
result: i waited1081Please respect copyright.PENANARgmBhHNU4t
result: i wanted1081Please respect copyright.PENANAWhKRYmUqia
result: i failed1081Please respect copyright.PENANAsL2TyBpZZQ
result: i hid1081Please respect copyright.PENANAgtZ2fR8xCe
result: i tried1081Please respect copyright.PENANA2IgJlv5bXn
result: i searched1081Please respect copyright.PENANAzAN4e1UADz
result: i found1081Please respect copyright.PENANAl1O3qnGzoF
result: i found something magical1081Please respect copyright.PENANAXRLvWgpney
hypotheses disproven1081Please respect copyright.PENANAjYNfEFZO8g
i am not alone
-sign here-
Monday's child is fair of face,1081Please respect copyright.PENANAHNBioNXSY1
Tuesday's child is full of grace,1081Please respect copyright.PENANAZspUQ1HEJc
Wednesday's child is full of woe,1081Please respect copyright.PENANAMuFiuPOtlx
Thursday's child has far to go,1081Please respect copyright.PENANAFiwBaEt7wH
Friday's child is loving and giving,1081Please respect copyright.PENANA4rX6yaClQk
Saturday's child works hard for his living1081Please respect copyright.PENANAt6x5edDZQO
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day…
The author signs the book, another thank, another person. The line goes on.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAtvQa9E37HB
"The name's Gretta. I'm your number one fan!"1081Please respect copyright.PENANA2hHTFa8Llk
To Gretta, my number one fan. -sign here-1081Please respect copyright.PENANAhixqS18l3T
"I really loved your book. It touched me so much. I've had similar issues myself…"1081Please respect copyright.PENANAaYyU1oluzP
To quote a cat meme: 'Hang in there!' Don't give up, Jacob! -sign here-1081Please respect copyright.PENANAWPndmRwIOg
"What an honour to meet you! I'm lost for words."1081Please respect copyright.PENANAazJY3nqUBx
To Kyle, my number one fan. -sign here-
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1081Please respect copyright.PENANAwuCbFPz2zw
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1081Please respect copyright.PENANAI4luGZanaQ
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1081Please respect copyright.PENANALM93RRx8Vw
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-
Endless, endless, endless, and they all mean nothing. Dammit. The pen has run out of ink. He reaches for another –1081Please respect copyright.PENANAlMphQxaVjQ
"No need to." The author looks up at the voice, and is greeted by the figure of a young man, possibly mid to late twenties, perhaps even in the thirties. Streaky blonde hair, slightly awkward gait, but something elegant about the entire presentation. A smile. "It's already signed."1081Please respect copyright.PENANA4Lr1fsLHHY
The author opens to the inside cover, and sure enough, there's a signature there. It's not his own, though.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAuyklCnmxHi
This is for you, Hector. I want you to know that I'm sorry.1081Please respect copyright.PENANARZTjrspa8e
Carolyn1081Please respect copyright.PENANAVo0yHQlNAH
"I'm sorry, I don't quite understand –" The author is interrupted by the young man.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAHXs5jLIAeU
"You don't need to. It's only a mystery if you make it one." There's an audible muttering of impatience from the people in the line, and he glances back quickly after he finishes the sentence.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAxlmOPypo2p
"The book isn't mine. I bought it second hand." He takes closes the cover, and takes it back. "I think there's a greater story in those fourteen words than what could ever be expressed in the entirety of your book."1081Please respect copyright.PENANA38GxCcAMdx
The author finally sees; and – for a moment – for an eternal, deathly moment – he wants to cry.1081Please respect copyright.PENANArnE3CNOVeQ
"Yes…" He manages to form the word. "…I agree."1081Please respect copyright.PENANAhnqysbSPvT
The young man offers nothing for a goodbye, simply walking away; but, just before he exits the bookshop – he turns back, and gives one last smile – that happy, sad, confused, surprised, goddamn smile.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2Rr3GP2fB
The author doesn't want to let himself believe it, but he's sure, so sure, that when the man returns home, he'll play an old record of some Shakespeare, sit by his Shigeru and with his long, shapely fingers, play the most impenetrable and so unspeakably beautiful harmonies.1081Please respect copyright.PENANA6dAUX65fW0
The clearing of a throat brings his attention back to the person in front of him.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAvw9yRIJTWI
To Samantha, my number one fan. -sign here-
-ghost 54-
"When will that be?" say the Bells of Stepney,1081Please respect copyright.PENANAQs6jdOi6SK
"I do not know" say the Great Bells of Bow.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAYxdaCDjOTX
Here comes a candle to light you to bed…
It is known that ghosts do not come out in day, but only at night, or in the dark.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAbvW8zLwIJv
Why is this, experts ask?1081Please respect copyright.PENANAu0YH9j1Yy5
And why is it only occasionally that ghosts are found in groups?1081Please respect copyright.PENANAZjCn0s71WO
It was decided that a study must be conducted.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAYReVygjc8T
We stayed at the Crawley Cemetery for five nights, with video cameras, audio recording equipment, and an ectograph.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAlPEN3MlaiA
Each night, we video the cemetery, record audio in selected areas, record a transcript of all dialogue at our midnight campfire, and place the ecto-sensors around the cemetery, transmitting information to the ectograph.
NIGHT 1:1081Please respect copyright.PENANAqFB4ZQKCc2
Video cameras find nothing.1081Please respect copyright.PENANA7dXTlqCqGX
Audio finds only the faintest of whispers.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAA1GgtfVJSG
No ectograph response.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAbYSSrCs7Hd
At our midnight campfire, we had seven people gathered around, telling stories. We came as a group of six. Once pointed out, said extra person vanished. Ghost activity suspected.
NIGHT 2:1081Please respect copyright.PENANAVQS80sT3mQ
Video cameras find nothing.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAC1qsmxesNc
Audio records crying at a frequency unnoticeable to human ears. Had to be edited.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAAAZnf6Jc4E
Slight ectograph response.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAttT9u5ojHj
At our midnight campfire, we sensed a presence, 5 foot 4 inches tall. One member of our group panicked, and bailed from experiment.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAMYhPIi7Bqt
The presence feebly tried to morph into a replica of a human body, but the image collapsed.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAFc3oxRmVGI
We have christened the presence 'ghost 54'.
NIGHT 3:1081Please respect copyright.PENANAs5hNpUdf9s
Video cameras find a group of ghosts, touching, walking through each other, but seemingly without the knowledge of each other's presence. Further study of this phenomenon is required.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAzHOD76mfBR
Audio records multiple prayers being said through the night. Again, frequency had to be edited.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAfIBwDNt7bG
Ectograph gives huge response. Large ghost activity in area.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAbNU52F235x
Ghost 54 returned to our midnight campfire, seemingly trying to make contact with us. Sounds made were unintelligible. We managed to capture it: we have placed it in a cage.
NIGHT 4:1081Please respect copyright.PENANAwMnvVKcZrH
Video cameras record images of horrific beings, humanoid but monstrous.1081Please respect copyright.PENANArSTF5YC9pP
Audio records unintelligible noises. This phenomenon requires further study. Possibly an attempt at communication.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAsqrElvxiGM
Ectograph spikes, has buffer overflow. Line of activity goes off the top of graph before the machine breaks.1081Please respect copyright.PENANACq2LrQ95cD
We repair the ectograph during our midnight campfire.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAzlRRZXdyYu
One of our remaining 5 crew members has an epileptic fit. We attempt to calm him before he morphs into a monstrous ghost before our eyes. We restrain him, and place him in the cage. We have lost another crew member.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAwg11x2g84m
Ghost 54 is silent.
NIGHT 5:1081Please respect copyright.PENANAn8tryW5H8B
Video cameras show many people walking around the cemetery.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAgWKKLrYoZb
Audio records many casual conversations.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAeyV2TEQ0gY
The repaired ectograph gives no response.1081Please respect copyright.PENANANtT1fhTl6m
The cage contains our crew member and ghost 54. We cannot tell which is which, as both no longer resemble ghosts, both seemingly human now.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAwvotnXpEII
No ghost activity was found at all.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAje0RS8sRW0
At midnight campfire, we go back through previous footage and recordings. They have changed. Frequencies are back to normal (edited versions had to be re-edited) and unintelligible noises now resemble human conversation.1081Please respect copyright.PENANA0GHpPar1WG
We congratulate ourselves on our unusual findings.1081Please respect copyright.PENANA1Q6A6v7fES
To celebrate, we watch the footage of ghost 54 being placed in the cage.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAJwa1taD5qY
We are surprised to see in the recording, us placing a perfectly healthy (and struggling) human into the cage.1081Please respect copyright.PENANA0qJPzaWgg2
The footage has not been tampered with.
This phenomenon requires further study.
-whish-
Jack and Jill1081Please respect copyright.PENANAUlpvn6mOrV
Went up the hill1081Please respect copyright.PENANAxfdggifqQs
To fetch a pail of water…
The hill is silent, serene – peaceful, he wants to say.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAHd1fEafidy
This is his place, where he can lay the storm of thoughts rushing about inside his mind to rest.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAByi1BVRanD
The climb is harsh, and he recalls when once – as a younger child, perhaps 11 or 12 years old, he twisted his foot on a rock, and it never quite fully healed; you wouldn't notice it at a glance, but there's something ever so slightly awkward about the way he carries himself.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAoJOFR1DsXi
But he still does it, perhaps once a month, sometimes more, sometimes less, because of the Whishing Well.1081Please respect copyright.PENANADQg5U480hP
That's what he calls it; the old, defunct well at the top of the hill – the Whishing Well. His own little private joke. And on those nights that he sneaks out of the house to climb up, he drops something precious down the well and makes a wish, then lies under the glimmering stars for as long as he dares before heading back down to his house.1081Please respect copyright.PENANA1manttwXMf
Tonight is different.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAd92PQ1cWU0
He has nothing left to give to the well.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAlR9sx7Csro
Or, perhaps, he has everything to give.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAJjDdzU874M
He knows that this is the last time he's going to go to the well. He doesn't want to come back after this, because this – this is his final wish, the most important thing in his whole life, the one thing he wants granted.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAli4DYuhdHP
He reaches the peak, and kneels beside the stone circle surrounding the pit. He makes his wish, and as he does so, he can't help but let a few tears escape; each echoing hollowly as they splash against the bottom of the well.1081Please respect copyright.PENANALxya7Vk69C
The sleepless moon watches over him, gliding so slowly across the sky, a guardian, a confidante, the only other that will know the wish, the light reflecting of his streaky blonde hair.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAF5aj8pzGd0
He opens his eyes. The wish is over.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAl3cqFOgI16
He wants it. He needs it.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAKlTEp1ZAv9
With a sigh, he walks back down the hill.
The next evening, his parents are crying.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAFQPXQCE88F
"We're proud of you, son, no matter what." They're smiling, but they're shocked as well, shaken.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAL9H31cisep
His dad, eyes red, pats him on the back.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAel0owE8NqS
"Go get 'em, tiger."1081Please respect copyright.PENANA6OElh59kJM
And so a door closes, another opens.1081Please respect copyright.PENANA7y1sXvGsVp
He walks out, a half-hearted goodbye, a see you soon, and they watch all the way as he walks down the street.1081Please respect copyright.PENANArjRWBkH01c
The thirty minute walk gives his time to think about what's going to happen, to him, to them, to everyone they know.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAIFkMiaOecO
He reaches his destination, and there, a slim, quiet figure waits, extending a hand upon sight.1081Please respect copyright.PENANASEjlkOWy39
He grasps it.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAITpZI6Zpno
"Ready?"1081Please respect copyright.PENANA88fzersIwi
The person answers. "Ready."1081Please respect copyright.PENANACTnraWqNBO
He can tell that they're not, really, but they're going to do this anyway.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAmqo2rMCerV
They can hear all the noise from inside the hall, growing louder as they open the door.1081Please respect copyright.PENANATII9rCAq1P
Silence.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAgKM6g4RKoG
Everything stops.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAKgvvWriwBp
And he thinks of his wish, still strong in his mind, and walks, hand in hand, into the room.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAai2z7Y0OSL
I wish…1081Please respect copyright.PENANAKewdDKrW7t
I wish…1081Please respect copyright.PENANA4kf1BPNOPi
Esme cries.
-extract from memoir of a ghost by david whishaw-
When Adam delved, and Eve span,1081Please respect copyright.PENANAxCQ9JvLTjj
Who then was a gentleman?
I'm walking new territory now, no footsteps in the sand before me. I've thrown everything that I knew and loved to the winds, and I'm scared that I'll take the journey alone. Everything is different now, but even in those first, tentative steps, I know that however hard this will be, something magical is waiting for me at the end. And when I glimpse that beautiful thing, still so far away, rising over the horizon, I'm going to run, oh, I'll run, and I'm never looking back.
Just watch me go.1081Please respect copyright.PENANAqJjSWjaagr
-chalkboard stories-1081Please respect copyright.PENANABdw9RYj8YC
its only an enigma1081Please respect copyright.PENANAu1woKj5QcQ
if you want it to be