CHALKBOARD STORIES
Proposition 1: It is possible to determine everything that was ever written on a chalkboard from the traces of dust they leave behind.
The hard chalk squeals in pain as the young man drags it across the board. He stops for a moment, then writes a second:
Proposition 2: It is possible to reconstruct a life from the traces they leave behind, the ways they affected other lives.
Yes, he thinks, that's it. Stretching, he adds an underlined title above the two sentences:
The Chalkboard Proposition
-date-
The big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1082Please respect copyright.PENANAz5VELiof03
The ally-ally-oh, the ally-ally-oh,1082Please respect copyright.PENANA73SpAO8ck4
Oh, the big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1082Please respect copyright.PENANA8ijb6vkrgw
On the last day of September…
"Oh, come on, you've got to tell me who you're taking to the social!" Esme titters, throwing her luscious blonde hair back with a flick of the head.1082Please respect copyright.PENANARtwh7WyH63
"Just someone." David was an unusual person; quiet, introverted, and the secret crush of nearly every girl in his year (not to mention ones younger and older). He had well defined features – piercing blue eyes, observant, brown curls hanging over his forehead and the faintest hint of facial hair sprouting beneath his tall nose and under his chin.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAKVbZoQRPJZ
"Don't tease me, Dave. Give me a name." Esme pouts in what could be considered a sexual way, and a few distant onlookers wolf-whistle. It took a lot to get the self-proclaimed beauty of the school to give that face.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA9RvHd2JSmx
"May, I'm not going to tell you that." He sits down on the grass oval and opens his chemistry book.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAyoX6Reg6lQ
"Okay then. First letter."1082Please respect copyright.PENANAIbycQuEEY8
"May –" Her bottom lip sticks out even further, and she bends over, batting her eyelids. Shit, David thinks. If I don't say anything soon she's going to be undressing for me right here.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAuXp1Ky5p2m
"Okay. It's an B." He sighs.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA1nPr0sJYI1
Immediately, Esme straightens herself, and pulls up her dress which had casually fallen a centimeter or two during her maneouvres. "B for bitch?" She adds, helpfully. A hysterical laugh.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAMYTn2WqMLU
"No, what the hell, May?"1082Please respect copyright.PENANAICI5K1J2PG
She puts on a young, girly voice: "It was just a joke, mummy, no need to get so uptight!" Another laugh. "Ohhhhh my god, it's Bronte, isn't it. That SLUT!" She gasps theatrically.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAGqLKmqowpR
"No, it's not Bronte. You wouldn't know who it is." He takes out and puts on his glasses and focuses on the book on his lap.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAR9rRgZICrT
Esme smiles conspiratorially. "You're quite the puzzle, aren't you?" A more sophisticated person might have used the word 'enigma' instead.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAZBqlhiF5IE
David looks up. "Only if you want me to be."1082Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9bvpbNZoY
"Haha…" He can tell she doesn't understand him, as he expected. No one would.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAhB6e2h7E4d
Esme's group of friends appears suddenly, as if sprouting out of the ground like unwanted weeds; dandelions, pretty at first sight, but as you blow all the frills away you see the filth underneath that spreading over your garden.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAZsygtQN2CS
"Well, Dave, I've gotta go. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!" She giggles, and her friends follow suit with an irritating chord of nervous laughter.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA19xz7AsKtS
As if in reverse mitosis, they form one impenetrable cloud of gossip that slowly walks away, emitting the occasional 'No way!' or 'Oh my god!'1082Please respect copyright.PENANArD5sInrqne
David sighs, and closes the book.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAp94uv3jJOq
He can't concentrate now.
-impurities-
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,1082Please respect copyright.PENANAnFvtbWn3Lp
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAsTq8xrBSHI
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAOOsxZoz8hd
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
sample: H2O1082Please respect copyright.PENANAy5G498Vtnq
sample volume: 7325kL1082Please respect copyright.PENANAlioDKoFuTS
hypothesis: i am alone1082Please respect copyright.PENANAVOmzeVSLOK
method:1082Please respect copyright.PENANAw4EXQjSJBg
-extract impurities1082Please respect copyright.PENANAxohgMzvvGP
result: collected 109875L of impurities1082Please respect copyright.PENANAzeHKFzBqNz
hypothesis disproven1082Please respect copyright.PENANAkhGECwmxxL
hypothesis ii: i am alone, here1082Please respect copyright.PENANA18jqb23oBH
method:1082Please respect copyright.PENANAOi8Yhcoxy6
-sift and sort impurities1082Please respect copyright.PENANAPS9b6Dja9W
result: collected 809550mL of relevant impurities1082Please respect copyright.PENANAyCDkEgrk9v
hypothesis disproven1082Please respect copyright.PENANAfMNhsqyn8x
hypothesis iii: magic does not exist1082Please respect copyright.PENANAL7eFQk2H8l
method:1082Please respect copyright.PENANATHQDdzB997
-collect 2mL of relevant impurities1082Please respect copyright.PENANAjUyCR0Aup9
-place in flask1082Please respect copyright.PENANAmVqjuh5Jd6
-wait1082Please respect copyright.PENANAnxch5IvZS0
-wait1082Please respect copyright.PENANAHGguAKcBrw
-wait1082Please respect copyright.PENANALoU7Bfn5EU
-wait1082Please respect copyright.PENANApQ9g6kyyxa
-wait1082Please respect copyright.PENANAOYmJ7dMRWY
-wait1082Please respect copyright.PENANAzfFGLaiI4G
-wait1082Please respect copyright.PENANAv8quu8xBnp
-until something magical happens1082Please respect copyright.PENANAr8wHYdk0EX
result: i waited1082Please respect copyright.PENANAI2OWxhgNYr
result: i wanted1082Please respect copyright.PENANAWc1JQ9CJoo
result: i failed1082Please respect copyright.PENANAgqzAmOzjYI
result: i hid1082Please respect copyright.PENANARzHYUe6MeK
result: i tried1082Please respect copyright.PENANAMua5y73vDE
result: i searched1082Please respect copyright.PENANAXRE4vYdGyr
result: i found1082Please respect copyright.PENANAJxCuyC69ef
result: i found something magical1082Please respect copyright.PENANAq0DvFNJG3C
hypotheses disproven1082Please respect copyright.PENANAOar4bQuJtC
i am not alone
-sign here-
Monday's child is fair of face,1082Please respect copyright.PENANA84zMIcG8zi
Tuesday's child is full of grace,1082Please respect copyright.PENANAP1Bk7mZ3bb
Wednesday's child is full of woe,1082Please respect copyright.PENANAwMmDHy9IQL
Thursday's child has far to go,1082Please respect copyright.PENANAYgAfZwH9Wg
Friday's child is loving and giving,1082Please respect copyright.PENANAwlQa8Cd3CQ
Saturday's child works hard for his living1082Please respect copyright.PENANACoevls3pN5
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day…
The author signs the book, another thank, another person. The line goes on.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAZXXeFVLLv8
"The name's Gretta. I'm your number one fan!"1082Please respect copyright.PENANAlovIWZ4PcV
To Gretta, my number one fan. -sign here-1082Please respect copyright.PENANAFNOs28eTEL
"I really loved your book. It touched me so much. I've had similar issues myself…"1082Please respect copyright.PENANAYMhXzpP5cZ
To quote a cat meme: 'Hang in there!' Don't give up, Jacob! -sign here-1082Please respect copyright.PENANAqisAkRtyAQ
"What an honour to meet you! I'm lost for words."1082Please respect copyright.PENANAWGjRmkvm5j
To Kyle, my number one fan. -sign here-
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1082Please respect copyright.PENANAg29vITFvft
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1082Please respect copyright.PENANAGhx5LQsBgm
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1082Please respect copyright.PENANARIQALIvpDd
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-
Endless, endless, endless, and they all mean nothing. Dammit. The pen has run out of ink. He reaches for another –1082Please respect copyright.PENANAd2ql5rAIOb
"No need to." The author looks up at the voice, and is greeted by the figure of a young man, possibly mid to late twenties, perhaps even in the thirties. Streaky blonde hair, slightly awkward gait, but something elegant about the entire presentation. A smile. "It's already signed."1082Please respect copyright.PENANAUkLm2hZzUC
The author opens to the inside cover, and sure enough, there's a signature there. It's not his own, though.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA7ePfUwfvIh
This is for you, Hector. I want you to know that I'm sorry.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAl9oKpZKSG1
Carolyn1082Please respect copyright.PENANA7Wio8LKWgM
"I'm sorry, I don't quite understand –" The author is interrupted by the young man.1082Please respect copyright.PENANApxSZ1okx2p
"You don't need to. It's only a mystery if you make it one." There's an audible muttering of impatience from the people in the line, and he glances back quickly after he finishes the sentence.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAQnP4GrWIqe
"The book isn't mine. I bought it second hand." He takes closes the cover, and takes it back. "I think there's a greater story in those fourteen words than what could ever be expressed in the entirety of your book."1082Please respect copyright.PENANApEWPhGuolD
The author finally sees; and – for a moment – for an eternal, deathly moment – he wants to cry.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAaNMeZIW8As
"Yes…" He manages to form the word. "…I agree."1082Please respect copyright.PENANAlL6yGvHCvR
The young man offers nothing for a goodbye, simply walking away; but, just before he exits the bookshop – he turns back, and gives one last smile – that happy, sad, confused, surprised, goddamn smile.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAOWj24XpvTe
The author doesn't want to let himself believe it, but he's sure, so sure, that when the man returns home, he'll play an old record of some Shakespeare, sit by his Shigeru and with his long, shapely fingers, play the most impenetrable and so unspeakably beautiful harmonies.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAoNTdWXGnfm
The clearing of a throat brings his attention back to the person in front of him.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAw6eDSOaKyj
To Samantha, my number one fan. -sign here-
-ghost 54-
"When will that be?" say the Bells of Stepney,1082Please respect copyright.PENANADfj2dmt2Lx
"I do not know" say the Great Bells of Bow.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAoQzcl3TdG9
Here comes a candle to light you to bed…
It is known that ghosts do not come out in day, but only at night, or in the dark.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAuAPtbaE8uC
Why is this, experts ask?1082Please respect copyright.PENANAiV7k475R3U
And why is it only occasionally that ghosts are found in groups?1082Please respect copyright.PENANALEzASjeL6h
It was decided that a study must be conducted.1082Please respect copyright.PENANADu7a1sYIkD
We stayed at the Crawley Cemetery for five nights, with video cameras, audio recording equipment, and an ectograph.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAahwgG53Uiz
Each night, we video the cemetery, record audio in selected areas, record a transcript of all dialogue at our midnight campfire, and place the ecto-sensors around the cemetery, transmitting information to the ectograph.
NIGHT 1:1082Please respect copyright.PENANAJYdSiLXwRw
Video cameras find nothing.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA9oUsw7Ehq3
Audio finds only the faintest of whispers.1082Please respect copyright.PENANABs4gwE0ozS
No ectograph response.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAdLRjoOnlDB
At our midnight campfire, we had seven people gathered around, telling stories. We came as a group of six. Once pointed out, said extra person vanished. Ghost activity suspected.
NIGHT 2:1082Please respect copyright.PENANAXiXej9vhDS
Video cameras find nothing.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAIyOq9ks60s
Audio records crying at a frequency unnoticeable to human ears. Had to be edited.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAX7ADlqZuRy
Slight ectograph response.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA3oMZVQ3UX2
At our midnight campfire, we sensed a presence, 5 foot 4 inches tall. One member of our group panicked, and bailed from experiment.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA7626z95QQK
The presence feebly tried to morph into a replica of a human body, but the image collapsed.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA8VmUdCb0j5
We have christened the presence 'ghost 54'.
NIGHT 3:1082Please respect copyright.PENANA8XZiLMMV0N
Video cameras find a group of ghosts, touching, walking through each other, but seemingly without the knowledge of each other's presence. Further study of this phenomenon is required.1082Please respect copyright.PENANApv8akYlD4X
Audio records multiple prayers being said through the night. Again, frequency had to be edited.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAnlCXSJONdK
Ectograph gives huge response. Large ghost activity in area.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA3sRqkvj9c9
Ghost 54 returned to our midnight campfire, seemingly trying to make contact with us. Sounds made were unintelligible. We managed to capture it: we have placed it in a cage.
NIGHT 4:1082Please respect copyright.PENANACdwNQnIDlH
Video cameras record images of horrific beings, humanoid but monstrous.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAqCGXgLW0tU
Audio records unintelligible noises. This phenomenon requires further study. Possibly an attempt at communication.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAFaoG6jSomz
Ectograph spikes, has buffer overflow. Line of activity goes off the top of graph before the machine breaks.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAVR2FfOY9mS
We repair the ectograph during our midnight campfire.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAPj5PC5ekAw
One of our remaining 5 crew members has an epileptic fit. We attempt to calm him before he morphs into a monstrous ghost before our eyes. We restrain him, and place him in the cage. We have lost another crew member.1082Please respect copyright.PENANALhTBQXDjpP
Ghost 54 is silent.
NIGHT 5:1082Please respect copyright.PENANAOKIxIoWP4k
Video cameras show many people walking around the cemetery.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAKjWAOFQgP5
Audio records many casual conversations.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAYtjbVkPSaY
The repaired ectograph gives no response.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAnDLzzLSeZ4
The cage contains our crew member and ghost 54. We cannot tell which is which, as both no longer resemble ghosts, both seemingly human now.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAJZv0LTXYtg
No ghost activity was found at all.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1lXw0qdif
At midnight campfire, we go back through previous footage and recordings. They have changed. Frequencies are back to normal (edited versions had to be re-edited) and unintelligible noises now resemble human conversation.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAEAepukdJSC
We congratulate ourselves on our unusual findings.1082Please respect copyright.PENANArbOXqlHMIF
To celebrate, we watch the footage of ghost 54 being placed in the cage.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAZhPLFtHRI4
We are surprised to see in the recording, us placing a perfectly healthy (and struggling) human into the cage.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAxb3n4gN4U6
The footage has not been tampered with.
This phenomenon requires further study.
-whish-
Jack and Jill1082Please respect copyright.PENANAtdHF7cvpVs
Went up the hill1082Please respect copyright.PENANAWxqZQqFa3F
To fetch a pail of water…
The hill is silent, serene – peaceful, he wants to say.1082Please respect copyright.PENANACyL7yGRX8a
This is his place, where he can lay the storm of thoughts rushing about inside his mind to rest.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAqibUr4DYz5
The climb is harsh, and he recalls when once – as a younger child, perhaps 11 or 12 years old, he twisted his foot on a rock, and it never quite fully healed; you wouldn't notice it at a glance, but there's something ever so slightly awkward about the way he carries himself.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAzuY8Bfy1zz
But he still does it, perhaps once a month, sometimes more, sometimes less, because of the Whishing Well.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAleB1ec6zzP
That's what he calls it; the old, defunct well at the top of the hill – the Whishing Well. His own little private joke. And on those nights that he sneaks out of the house to climb up, he drops something precious down the well and makes a wish, then lies under the glimmering stars for as long as he dares before heading back down to his house.1082Please respect copyright.PENANALwh4fcoEmC
Tonight is different.1082Please respect copyright.PENANApcrpjJ6OkT
He has nothing left to give to the well.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAT2Njm9P86e
Or, perhaps, he has everything to give.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAyiLKRTMcjR
He knows that this is the last time he's going to go to the well. He doesn't want to come back after this, because this – this is his final wish, the most important thing in his whole life, the one thing he wants granted.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAjRm1D62mQJ
He reaches the peak, and kneels beside the stone circle surrounding the pit. He makes his wish, and as he does so, he can't help but let a few tears escape; each echoing hollowly as they splash against the bottom of the well.1082Please respect copyright.PENANALlSt5aZoLt
The sleepless moon watches over him, gliding so slowly across the sky, a guardian, a confidante, the only other that will know the wish, the light reflecting of his streaky blonde hair.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAyAuf3KD9NA
He opens his eyes. The wish is over.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAUSPW6Mj4Xr
He wants it. He needs it.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA4b1Lr7madZ
With a sigh, he walks back down the hill.
The next evening, his parents are crying.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAVPmcedJ8ph
"We're proud of you, son, no matter what." They're smiling, but they're shocked as well, shaken.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAf8QoTIOVaJ
His dad, eyes red, pats him on the back.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAovf989hhS2
"Go get 'em, tiger."1082Please respect copyright.PENANA63xDqhgaqW
And so a door closes, another opens.1082Please respect copyright.PENANATl06VuLSbT
He walks out, a half-hearted goodbye, a see you soon, and they watch all the way as he walks down the street.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA70pu3BCN88
The thirty minute walk gives his time to think about what's going to happen, to him, to them, to everyone they know.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA35yXzgnDZ3
He reaches his destination, and there, a slim, quiet figure waits, extending a hand upon sight.1082Please respect copyright.PENANANKyzpz92Wu
He grasps it.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAYkDx3gMCfE
"Ready?"1082Please respect copyright.PENANAdoc5kY2vpJ
The person answers. "Ready."1082Please respect copyright.PENANA3orj1dxEs1
He can tell that they're not, really, but they're going to do this anyway.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA3GbrGlx9Qu
They can hear all the noise from inside the hall, growing louder as they open the door.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAwVhxsfN5j9
Silence.1082Please respect copyright.PENANAPwsd9z4Bvy
Everything stops.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZB9jzH37t
And he thinks of his wish, still strong in his mind, and walks, hand in hand, into the room.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA4t9ZsoQtqS
I wish…1082Please respect copyright.PENANABwtj2dvGSZ
I wish…1082Please respect copyright.PENANACxPgjmZwVm
Esme cries.
-extract from memoir of a ghost by david whishaw-
When Adam delved, and Eve span,1082Please respect copyright.PENANAFy7X9KfgxM
Who then was a gentleman?
I'm walking new territory now, no footsteps in the sand before me. I've thrown everything that I knew and loved to the winds, and I'm scared that I'll take the journey alone. Everything is different now, but even in those first, tentative steps, I know that however hard this will be, something magical is waiting for me at the end. And when I glimpse that beautiful thing, still so far away, rising over the horizon, I'm going to run, oh, I'll run, and I'm never looking back.
Just watch me go.1082Please respect copyright.PENANA8E3mOKFDVd
-chalkboard stories-1082Please respect copyright.PENANAS7BPtzZ40P
its only an enigma1082Please respect copyright.PENANAtC6oXYESxc
if you want it to be