警方：您是這起殺人案的嫌疑犯，請問貴姓大名？
我：父母取的
警方：父母取了什麼？
我：我的名字
警方：(嘆氣)你住在哪?
我：鄰居旁邊
警方：你鄰居住哪
我：我旁邊，那不然呢？
警方：你學歷到哪？正經一點。
我：到我念的學校
警方：你念到哪所學校啦快講
我：念到我的學歷
警方：你父母人在哪，認真答
我：光年之外🎶🎵
警方：(崩潰)#%&$&#%@這個人是神經病，殺人也只有無期徒刑啦淦！
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笑文比賽（賞金50蕉幣喔）
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笑文比賽（賞金50蕉幣喔）
Published:
Aug 22, 2019
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