「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryTIBpi1cq
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9XvztHXTK
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqexvJjH2H
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfIb3OAJGw
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我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpQmNgmaXW
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LvQVT7fNr
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5h23cyQQKv
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樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyK9YwBZ3ZJ
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzCcz5k6HW
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GMpAQid3E
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2o24FJ3R7
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx04gyUTcy4
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樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0bWhrIgng
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMVEQtJi95
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtuh87wViw
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6tKC187xP
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iaTGC0eUW
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ713FTioznc
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWwGEqWq7f
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPLI6N3NoT
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOz3EmipkWx
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWf0iiMuzU
「糖水會幾點呀? 」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06u5NvZcfr
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpmNqjpFcH
「10點。」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrvP4U7wPy
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7i5mhJvLM
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHAfyv7PNS
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrW85ivvrmS
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLA5Z04dlcq
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSdZEdIOYa
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8n6NiCKQyH
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56dWJQyvxS
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Q3CysrYgW
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5qvS3LvIc
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawDuIBOXqi
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樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CaFB2AqHF
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZZ9l56zwG
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarpucGHKST
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATvf85JJjm
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuxgXASpRg
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFIL2IK9vc
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tddzskUZa
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLh4Nl2i1Vt
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJ0EqFl9ux
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBv9ho1ecm
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXmWFj6Vkn
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZJnkSJxix
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbfy30WY88
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是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GNyVsCcXq
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUwJqa1OaR
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZTEEuloLk
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvgycGEOrW
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9lLb2n4nD
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8OZVbw4uR
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaVM9W3UQm
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9fFP1rPvw
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKIxe1v3Vm
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuuW6R7hfN
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4uddkB3ng
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeZFvKPsob
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtFulrjCG8
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNYNQls39Q
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1362O3z5y
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFMycMeofJ
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7NdVW7BUZ
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ20mrPJcsE
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ403VQCDKHq
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnEASWODER
我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9ZMRqHLjF
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYy4ox8iTAt
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZCoKuznCd
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8XVErgXy9
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKofEjhi5S
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgrbjnNxW6
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBZ9YWjCV4
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0UUEIUqEk
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyItgWmll6m
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuzvGvaGhL
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJI0BHUl8G
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZB0d1bV76o
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDtUs82DG6
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg14UMSVk7W
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfzI0ofBW5
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡej8jWjsgOw
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyjfPuLGnN
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLkNf0X5gJ
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBkTved6qF
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFEV7lzaJF
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxJkUF1Aqq
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmblk7t1Ec9
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaggOuZOPYS
962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Io3kEo8t0
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MXpnEHcP5
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