這天下大雨,我和呀牛沒有到山中採藥。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAEMBK9q9bq5
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我見小瑩要拿藥材去賣,跟老伯道﹕「我可唔可以陪小瑩出去呀? 我想周圍見識吓。」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAlqQo0MIMbP
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「也好,你和呀牛就陪小瑩外出吧,要小心點。」1073Please respect copyright.PENANA5BVIKF3gP9
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我們到了藥材店做了買賣之後,他兩兄妹就帶著我在城中閒逛。1073Please respect copyright.PENANA1lqLvBihRQ
1073Please respect copyright.PENANARV36LT0lx5
我們撐著傘邊走邊聊,我道﹕「係呢,我哋住嗰度呢,咪係五行術私塾嚟嘅,係咪即係比人學五行術㗎? 」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAFaTZRTUdLZ
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呀牛道﹕「對啊,私塾裏的學生都是城裏富戶的子弟,他們都希望學會五行術之後,將來能成為一方霸主,又或擴大自己家族的勢力。」1073Please respect copyright.PENANA2IkzKJfP0K
1073Please respect copyright.PENANAx02JRRCal5
小瑩道﹕「不過這裏的五行術私塾只屬於比較小的規模,西面三百里外有一大城,名叫雲天城,那裏有一五行術翰林院–五材書院,乃中土中最有名的五行術學院,現在最有名的五行術師,大多出自此書院。」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAOkL2pf0PZU
1073Please respect copyright.PENANANomSGGHUmF
「估唔到你都識幾多嘢喎。」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAyfhI0YexzT
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小瑩臉上一紅﹕「南大哥見笑了,只是有時協助爺爺治療傷者,聽那些病人說的。」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAzZlkCl0g23
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這個時候我們走到一座大院門外,我見門口個牌匾寫著『以武為尊』四個大字,我正想問這是甚麽地方,裏面就有兩個貌甚MK的人走出來。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAtBJoPInurW
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「噢哥!那不是呀牛那個白痴嗎? 還有他的醜八怪妹妹啊!真難得看見他倆來這裏啊!他們不怕那醜八怪會傳染怪病嗎? 」1073Please respect copyright.PENANA0EyovcMlOV
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「哈,我的好弟弟,你真沒品味,你看看小瑩,她戴上面紗後還是很有看頭的,你看她的胸部,嘖嘖嘖......看來比起翠紅苑的小芳堅挺得多,真想抓一把看看啊,嘿嘿......」說罷掌作抓狀的蠢蠢欲動,臉上盡現猥褻之色。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAlivsAzKXLL
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面對兩人的嘲笑侮辱,呀牛氣得面紅耳赤,小瑩則想拉走呀牛﹕「哥,別理他們,我們走吧。」1073Please respect copyright.PENANADYd8MELzjo
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你老味!我個fd你哋都敢串? 你兩條蛋散咩料呀?1073Please respect copyright.PENANAhf22WvKUQc
1073Please respect copyright.PENANA7EttI6U86E
小瑩忍到啖氣,我就忍屎忍尿都忍唔到,我暗地運起五行術,趁MK哥淫笑之際,將一顆泥丸彈入他口中。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAW6kC0t1Zoi
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經過整個星期的彈鼻屎訓練,無論吸收和釋放元素的速度、還是彈鼻屎的準繩度都有大大的進步,而且凝聚出來的元素球亦由鼻屎進化成大粒鼻屎,都咪話唔犀利!1073Please respect copyright.PENANAGi57ZLr466
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「咳......咳咳....咳......甚...甚麼東西飛入我的口中? 咳......」MK哥不斷扣喉,想將泥丸摳出來。1073Please respect copyright.PENANA7smm9t1hr5
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我一邊裝作挖鼻屎,一邊四處亂彈,然後一臉抱歉道﹕「唉哎,原來彈咗入你個口,sorlysorly,唔好意思,我下次撩鼻屎會小心啲,唔會四圍亂彈喇。」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAa15YlQ93DR
1073Please respect copyright.PENANAIaH4tdlvNv
MK哥氣得滿臉通紅,指著我怒道﹕「你!.......你這個臭小子!活得不耐煩嗎? 」1073Please respect copyright.PENANARlOaCdjfiS
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我打了一個呵欠﹕「你係高登仔嚟㗎? 講就兇狠,做就碌撚。咪撚咁多口水,要打就嚟啦。」我擺出李小龍的招牌姿勢,捽了一下鼻,然後大喝一聲﹕「呀打~」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAj3mcOMlNxR
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唔係小弟我自大,呢啲爛仔交我就最耍家,我由小學打到上中學再打入埋大學,入到大學為咗扮文青溝女先無咁暴力,但都入咗划艇學會,練就一身鋼條身型,閒閒哋兩三條MK仔都唔係我對手。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAypF9nKU1sn
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不過這個時候,不單止小瑩想拉走我,連剛剛嬲到震的呀牛都想拉走我﹕「南...南兄,我們快走吧,你打不過他們的......」1073Please respect copyright.PENANA850L7w38BZ
1073Please respect copyright.PENANAeL3A1dfLSI
小瑩接口﹕「他們是這間武館的學生,已經學了數年了,一般人不會是他們對手的!」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAf9djtWh3Qm
1073Please respect copyright.PENANANp5bx2AtAr
唔撚係呀? 呢兩條MK食過夜粥曉武功?1073Please respect copyright.PENANAjI8fRMMFh8
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說時遲,那時快,MK兄弟已經摩拳擦掌的慢慢走過來,MK弟說﹕「臭小子!得罪我們兩兄弟的可別想逃!留下一條手臂,跪下來叫聲爺爺我們或許會考慮放過你。」1073Please respect copyright.PENANA7yB0gnAx1B
1073Please respect copyright.PENANAN2AcNWY0Em
屌!你TVB藝員訓練班走出嚟㗎? 啲對白咁熟口面嘅?1073Please respect copyright.PENANAj9nBs6cE4p
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屌還屌,面對兩個識武功嘅MK我真係有啲淆.....1073Please respect copyright.PENANAcFNwynLRdp
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點算呢? 我可能真係會唔夠打喎......呀!有!1073Please respect copyright.PENANAnxh6uaxcg6
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我雙手放在背後暗運五行術,等他們來到十步之遙,左右開弓向他們各射出一粒泥丸,待泥丸來到他們面前,再射出兩顆高速小水球,擊中前方的泥丸。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAsX1owWHu2r
噗!1073Please respect copyright.PENANAEzDvJCKp7x
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「嘩!這是甚麼? 」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAyjlv2C5PUx
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泥丸被水擊中,炸了開來濺了他們一臉是泥。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAnmpkw1XPad
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這當然沒有任何殺傷力,但足以令他們錯愕了一下,而且顧著抹臉上的泥水,腳步都停下來了。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAT2f8jkbD4U
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我急道﹕「小瑩!快啲將佢哋腳下嘅地方沙化!」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAStxEJzwnxy
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小瑩學的是土之術,前兩天我要求她教我她會的五行術,沙化就是其中一招土之術裏低級的緩慢術。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAYLkFjcqiFE
1073Please respect copyright.PENANAOd9KrJd2i7
小瑩沒有多想,手心按地,大喊一聲「沙化」,然後那兩兄弟站立的地面馬上龜裂成沙。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAd5plCHeAU3
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「哼!你們以為這種低級法術能困住我兩兄弟嗎? 」1073Please respect copyright.PENANArHnuUpuNse
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因為正在下大雨的關係,龜裂成沙的地面馬上吸飽水份,變成了泥水地,這倒令他們易於行走在上面。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAzWhhCIYesj
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我當然知道沙化沒法困住他們,我立刻指著他們踏足的泥地大叫﹕「呀牛!漩渦!快!」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAxZPIFn8FVD
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呀牛愣了一下,但還是馬上按我所說的施法,頃刻,那兩兄弟踏足的泥水地開始旋轉。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAF2Qy0FZRIK
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有泥有水,再加上漩渦係咩? 無錯,就係人造浮沙喇!1073Please respect copyright.PENANABSCfgVdNJN
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泥地旋轉起來,MK兄弟初時還能提腿行走,但隨著旋轉速度加快,他們漸漸陷於泥中。而他們每次提腳,另一只腿卻陷得更深,直至泥水埋到胸間,因為浮力的關係,他們才沒有繼續下沉。1073Please respect copyright.PENANATBSSrw6trj
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他們不斷在破口大駡,說我們在使妖法,又將我們的祖宗十八代駡了一遍。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAz5Vi6IRKDd
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「呀牛,小瑩,可以停喇。」1073Please respect copyright.PENANA5rj0LICakL
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他倆聞言停止施法,浮沙停止了旋轉,但卻沒有變回實地,看來以五行術改變了的物質形態是不會變回原形的。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAZXFKa8SxPM
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我往他倆的額頭各彈了一顆泥丸,道﹕「頭先小瑩用嘅係沙化,呀牛用嘅係漩渦,都係低級到唔低級嘅五行術,我都知困唔住兩位公子,但唔知兩位公子諗住留喺度賞雨賞到幾時呢? 」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAXhYPqAyYlc
1073Please respect copyright.PENANAzyVq5IiIes
MK哥雙目噴火,向著我怒吼﹕「臭小子!有種你別走!待我們脫困看不打斷你的狗腿我的名字倒過來寫!」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAEEnp9KEdDr
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我誇張大叫﹕「嘩!我好撚驚呀!驚到我賴尿添呀!嘩唔係!我真係有啲急喎!急到賴啦!揸揸水先!」然後作狀就要拉開褲頭對著他兩個屙尿。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAROlcI7c5KV
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這個時候,小瑩過來拽著我的手臂,聲音很害怕﹕「南...南大哥......快走吧,我們惹不起他們的......」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAmhBe4bsFGy
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其實唔惹都惹咗啦,呢兩條友肯定會搵我哋麻煩,不過呢啲人,你唔出聲比佢繼續恰嘅話,佢就得寸進尺,越嚟越過份。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAcpnQBGM0tX
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不過小瑩都係唔會明呢個道理,見她比人踩到上心口都唔出聲就知。1073Please respect copyright.PENANA0wU3cD0KhK
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我看著他倆,從口袋裏抽出一支純萬然後好瀟灑的用手指點著,再噴出一口煙道﹕「你兩條蛋散,係男人就嚟搵我,我叫根本英俊,認實我呀!」1073Please respect copyright.PENANALBuyhtJRqD
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我站起來,充滿霸氣的喊一聲﹕「走!」然後就領著呀牛和小瑩離開。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAVX6B3MSi7u
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「南兄!你剛才真厲害!想不到我們的低級五行術也能擊敗那兩兄弟!」呀牛說得眉飛色舞,像是很回味剛才的一役。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAEzcmSUiQXG
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小瑩則一臉擔憂﹕「南...南大哥......他倆是這裏的惡霸...我怕......怕他們不會善罷甘休......」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAMpGFo9KbAY
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呀牛很興奮﹕「怕甚麼!有南兄在,還怕敵不過那兩個小子嗎? 」1073Please respect copyright.PENANA6lwxIZRgME
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小瑩嗔道﹕「哥!你別......」然後,她又道﹕「這......但......」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAMbtUCVyMKO
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其實冷靜下來,我也有點害怕,正所為猛虎不及地頭蟲,何況我只是小貓一隻? 不過現在已經騎虎難下,唯有頂硬上吧......1073Please respect copyright.PENANAR7tR0g9C8H
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「小瑩,我知㗎啦,我頭先係衝動咗,但情況危急我都無辦法。而且佢呢啲人只會得寸進尺,一定要比啲教訓佢哋。如果真係有咩事,你同呀牛都唔好出面,由我頂得啦。」看來我也要想想辦法如何可以擊敗這兩個MK仔。1073Please respect copyright.PENANAZ95RiGC5XG
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回到私塾,呀牛還在喋喋不休的說著剛才的事,這正好給老伯聽到。1073Please respect copyright.PENANA2yEkYFiX1c
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「呀牛,發生了甚麼事嗎? 看你那樣興奮。」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAfaiMcgTT6L
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「啊!剛才可真大快人心......」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAZMazPrEFIL
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小瑩馬上不讓他說下去﹕「哥!」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAg9BwkpKB8O
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瞞到一時,瞞不到一世,所以我決定向老伯坦白交代。1073Please respect copyright.PENANA1q8KIcKVdx
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老伯聽過來龍去脈,有點氣結﹕「這!......你......唉,算了,雖然呀南你是衝動了點,但這種事情的確不能一忍再忍。只是...呀南你能應付他們嗎? 」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAh56J2GvogQ
1073Please respect copyright.PENANAlfNWhR6JRO
我搲搲頭﹕「我唔識武功,講打係唔夠佢兩個打㗎啦,不過我對自己嘅腳骨力同反應都有啲信心嘅,要閃要走應該唔難啩......」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAtRiZdRij6e
1073Please respect copyright.PENANA8PtGynm6g6
老伯﹕「逃跑也不是辦法,我看他們稍後就會來找麻煩,就趁這段時間我教你一點防身術吧。」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAsvqkGvRTgy
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防身術? 老伯原來你識武功? 高人果然係深藏不露!咁係降龍十八掌定係獨孤九劍呀? 我想學盪劍式好耐啦!雖然神龍擺尾都唔錯......1073Please respect copyright.PENANAvudGlW1phe
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正當我打量是否有足夠時間將乾坤大挪移也學會之時,老伯道﹕「來吧,我教你一點木系的初級防禦術,那你應該可以多挨一陣子。」1073Please respect copyright.PENANAdzA7pSyWJx
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咩話? 你唔係話教我武功咩? 點解變咗五行術㗎? 仲要係初級? 仲要係防禦術? 你由得我比兩條MK仔輪我大米? 1073Please respect copyright.PENANAj04pGby3xU
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《窮撚被女飛 之 鳩闖魔法世界》
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ISSUE #6
第六章 - 每個地方,總有技安和大雄
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