「唔洗咁驚訝點解我會知你到咗，因為架𨋢un果下好嘈，聽咗十幾年慣晒。」Patrick慢慢行入工作枱。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf83ZesZ1fj
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「……」燈光反射下佢滑捋捋嘅光頭，真係恨不我想伸手摸一摸。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9e09AeH9r
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補習社門口一打開，就見到一個鮮紅色嘅半身櫃，上面放咗幾個文件夾同埋一盆仙人掌，轉左向前行就有一塊壁報板，上面掛住啲學生獎項同埋師生合照，我見到有一個外藉老師同埋一個好似張衛健嘅人，應該就係Patrick，649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuD45wF4vt
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話說小弟細個都被呀媽迫參加過英文考試，好似係University of Cambridge ESOL Examinations。 Reading, Writing, Listening幾多分就唔提喇，但估唔到Speaking有5/5。細個講英文好似唔識怕羞咁，識幾多就講幾多，大個咗反而連中文都講得唔好。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZWdUvuJmn
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Patrick催促我:「一陣慢慢畀你參觀，快啲過嚟畀啲資料我睇吓先。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiUEar7KQv
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望得太入神一時都唔記得咗自己嚟見工。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAiFY86GEG
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再行入補習社中心地帶就有兩間班房、一張老細枱、一張office工作枱。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkXF5ZYK0Q
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我去咗佢張枱兼照待處坐低，坐低望住佢打開電腦，發現佢五官真係同張衛健一模一樣，頭髮當然係冇啦，不過佢下巴係有留羊咩鬚，所以應該唔係佢嚟。我果陣仲諗住叫佢喺我面前唱翻首身體健康嚟證明唔係佢本人。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCpqX4XjYU
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「係唔係好似張衛健呢，俾人誤會過好多次，有時返工搭巴士無啦啦有人叫我同佢影相，其實我之前係唔留鬚㗎，不過留咗鬚少咗好多人問我，所以就一直留。」佢視線從電腦螢幕轉向我雙眼。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxjthvS5hq
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佢究竟係咪讀心神探嚟？649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2IksaKyOY
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我呃佢:「哦……都唔係好似姐。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwcgr0Kmrs
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佢好嚴肅咁講:「我依度唔請唔誠實嘅人，你可以走喇。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH1AyNj3xA
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其實由細到大我都唔鍾意俾人睇穿個內心，所以好小事都會講大話，連對住我好朋友阿腳都會講，不過佢都已經習慣咗。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksLsupM12u
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「其實都真係幾似，但pat鬚搞到唔係好似。」我繼續講大話，跌落地都要揦返拃沙啦，點都要維持自己嘅面子。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HcQG5uhq9
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「嗯……你攞啲資料嚟睇吓。」佢好似相信咗我。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtcXBT7fvA
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「ＸＸＸＸ中學畢業，band3嚟，咁都入到Ｕ。」佢眉頭緊皺，一臉疑惑。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBsdwHSsrj
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「……」其實我對自己成績都幾慚愧。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEriyPjETWD
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「DSE中文成績: 2、4、5*、2，overall 4；英文: 2、3、2、4，overall 3；數學: 5 ，你啲成績咁古怪嘅。」佢審視緊我張dse cert。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20QMiOrV3w
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我搲一搲頭:「考得差果啲因為前一晚訓得唔好。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXAeVh6R4E
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「哦，你好彩喇，我哋依度請緊功課輔導老師，英文功課會有我或者另外一個外籍老師對，遲啲介紹你識。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjF0zCzqYra
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我聽到之後鬆一口氣。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJL3fVw5qxb
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「嗱，我依度對老師得一個要求，就係要夠惡，你當我係學生，你試吓鬧我。」佢望住我整咗個狠樣比我睇。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoa2FtTjFaZ
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好彩之前有睇東張西望仲有啲記憶。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByVzyezrO8
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「如果你喺個安全情況下真係要幫嗰個人，咁…咁…咁…要發出一個比較有震撼性少少既聲音，咁哩個震撼聲我就可以示範俾你睇，ARHAJIU！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigCfTIMf1q
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「Patrick你嘈夠未呀。」我將ARHAJIU嘅精華用丹田運氣嗌出嚟。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnaIZAZD76
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「……」空氣突然安靜。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5noP7hXFJ
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佢無啦啦一野轟落張枱，用貫穿成層嘅咆哮聲:「何柏偉！你今日冇得放小息！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXN7Ea4D4PW
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唔知係咪佢氣場好大，搞到我好似成個小學生淨係識擘大個口望住佢。果然薑都係老嘅比較辣。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHErmroj3Qk
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「我諗你平時都好少大聲講野㗎喇，你可以試吓唔出聲用眼神嚇吓啲學生，因為你唔講野個樣都幾唔友善吓。」Patrick雙眼從下到上打量我。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdhiWo5FsY
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其實係咪姐係話我唔出聲個樣好西。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XSvQCKmU7
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「好喇，其實都可以唔洗咁惡嘅，我同個外藉老師Cindy兩個都咁惡，你間唔中扮吓好人咁樣仲好。」佢終於露出一個比較寬容嘅樣。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsSak8PVOK
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「＠＃＄％！？」啲老細係咪好鍾意玩見工嘅人。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh50iQXGx5
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「最後想問吓你覺得咩係自由，其實我就當請咗你，所以你唔洗咁緊張點答，我想知道依家大學生係咩諗法姐。」佢無啦啦變得好正經。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7C2sK2IE6L
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由於我個人真係好多疑，我內心不斷糾纏究竟佢係講真話定想試我呢？649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AAbiHBo8N
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