我在補習社遇到一個令我難以忘懷的女生。 - 二十五、三哥笑話

行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVmDH6QTA4
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATmBFu9hS4
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmQ8it1k7a
「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6epluPSjb
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsm5Px5SCcS
「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmJKlJvptf
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2LeQaxA2M
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeK2FsAu0Ks
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVfy0EGFdu
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBmwIUW4Wk
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2NeZIT8jo
「……」我繼續唔講野。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQMTYTuX3Z
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKIyeHiv9Q
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hCkKpid6L
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKyMijm7EH
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMbFqQdtL8
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BY4CPOpTe
老實講依個動作幾可愛。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvpriLIVS8
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygzjKkSdpl
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxM9jmQF2u
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡti5teY2pN2
「……」我腦內突然hang機。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7nam4zDW0
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QSALXg6Ia
佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesUnQoj2Bi
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyNAynVBgC
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclWBTFV9jL
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D8VqWsnIr
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAJeAnVMt1
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbaHs9vv6q
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiz55bKP7dU
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T1TDymsng
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGg2pBHg54
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayqhxX2W9T
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOejrsLz29u
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKe6fYVf4BV
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEgAVeQnVj
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllFwhPmvkZ
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0iG4g3qcw
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPWa0JAtko
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqRkeG1GMN
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ic7MZBhCk
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouQdAJlT0B
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEMM6I5gaW
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpHAW0Cnb3
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvdDuRm7SK
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduS5QX3yTW
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpR0ii4h0w
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSNrCYwcsg
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQg2ZykCuz8
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQH66QpI93
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0zlgTpC1m
佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszHwLQRK8S
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJchwHlDMsQ
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq9MqcWR3u
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ1qgkTYkM
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGDJ4AlLtE
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjl76g8bcV
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXt3XYuGQv
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTmY6RywPw
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？」佢轉移話題。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkS0YnpJfp4
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0mtL4SQET
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWIeAtqX92
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaxf0X6fO1
無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlCjAlJowB
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfbxDTUeF1
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDnotlC4PN
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vpjJg39z4
「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5Foc1lbHS
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtu3GkyN7g
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ol0fqWScr
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQB7ewXejpt
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKVtwFHup1
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KXabPVrwg
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNWPV3v9pI
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq5uYl9Mfn
「拜拜。」543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96D2YfBiiy
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzKdEMeYcp
因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPefn0rcSs
543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfbueshtNq
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。543Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODZF4fkbls

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