第一次養魔神仔就上手(更新至第三部) - 第一章出門不要亂撿東西(1)

「廢宅」。這是最近幾年很流行的詞。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡav7feNo43N
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根據「網路吐槽語大字典」的解釋，所謂的「廢宅」，指的就是整天窩在家裡，不出門，不工作，不讀書，除了混吃等死打電動以外，什麼事都不幹的傢伙。。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcbOsbIXcN
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問題來了，既然廢宅就是要窩在家裡混吃等死打電動，為什麼立下血誓當一輩子廢宅女的游虹翼，現在卻梳妝打扮走出家門？379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjWxxMWMT7
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答案很簡單，因為發生了讓她連在家裡混吃等死打電動都辦不到的慘劇。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKqPhko8kA
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虹翼住的套房是堂姑幫她租的，由於是兇宅，房租很便宜。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJr6rTwyPJ
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住兇宅真的沒什麼大不了，頂多就是當虹翼忙著玩「黑色壽司」的時候，身旁不時會有個背上插著一把刀，滿身是血的女人在房裡走來走去，完全不會影響虹翼的戰況。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXnxkIIxs1
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或是有時洗澡洗到一半，一轉頭發現那女人一臉厭世（已經死了當然厭世）地站在旁邊盯著她。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBWewHYSXB
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這個也還好，反正都是女性，讓她看幾眼不會吃什麼虧。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwfUjp9DH9
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總之，住在兇宅裡完全不會影響虹翼誓死宅到底的決心。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1y1HYvO41E
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但是！379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19W8NWOGQH
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但是！379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9RO8HPN8p
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但是！379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZnAVlFnkZ
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當夜裡的一場雷雨，打壞了電線和電話公司的機房後，虹翼徹底崩潰了。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDV1RVA91Pn
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電力和網路是廢宅的生命泉源啊！這下要她怎麼活？379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalSZnWj2DG
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沒冷氣沒電扇就算了，要命的是電腦、px4通通不能用，手機電力只剩不到百分之一，玩不了手遊也不能充電。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBBWyxDsqJ
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所以虹翼不能破關、不能抽卡，甚至不能開手機看看青蛙回來了沒有，結果她變得比那位背上插刀的室友更厭世。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHVzFjtb9E
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說到「室友」，虹翼已經一整天沒看到她了。八成是因為天氣太熱，跑到有冷氣的凶宅避暑去了。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡND4L4UThRx
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九月的陽光炙烤著大地，室外熱到三十七度，就算開了窗也沒有風吹進來，整間套房悶得像蒸籠。再這樣下去，在電力恢復之前，虹翼就會脫水成木乃伊了。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBReLi09mDR
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不行，在完成「破關兩百個遊戲」的目標之前，她絕對不能死！379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxSDLIZDQ5
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虹翼不甘不願地起身，準備在搬進套房兩個月以來第一次外出，找個涼快的地方待一個下午。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QedyAlLBc
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還有，她並沒梳妝打扮，而是易容改裝。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawcBg9fUMp
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本來打算用太陽眼鏡和口罩把臉蓋住，偏偏家裡沒這兩樣東西，只有一副連著假鼻子和假鬍子的搞怪眼鏡。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLWR0Flh2Q
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她懶得思考家裡為什麼有這種東西，戴上搞怪眼鏡，遮住她端麗挺拔的鼻梁和秀氣的嘴唇，卻遮不住她的眼睛。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIy5Pjw0Bp
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虹翼有雙靈活的大眼睛，不用戴角膜變色片，眼神就亮如火炬，讓人一看就屏息，連魂都被勾去一半。可惜她最近心情不太美麗，眼神有點黯淡。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotBCnjbLd5
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她把及肩的頭髮梳到前面蓋住半邊臉，然後就撐著一把破洞又斷骨的巨大黑陽傘出門了。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfruMRMjfL
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她決定避開鬧區，走向鳶鳴山，免得遇到認識她的人。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWz73pd9Jx9
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如果被逮到，一定又要面對一堆有的沒的問題。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1qHIeVyYa
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「怎麼沒上學？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWcG0Nx1ub
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「為什麼還賴在家裡讓姑姑養？」379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5HNVZfxt1
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他們以為她願意嗎？379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0GgRDP5kn
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父母都是通緝犯，現在下落不明，留下虹翼無依無靠。親戚之中，只有堂姑游湘玲願意收留她，但是游湘玲家沒有空房，只好為她租下那間兇宅套房。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0mtdA6ewO
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為什麼不上學？原因有二：第一，鳶鳴高中有三分之一的老師都曾經被她父母詐騙，要是她去學校，場面一定很精彩。第二，她只想永遠躲在兇宅裡，不要讓別人看見她。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VEruRiGEo
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鳶鳴山曾經是鳶鳴鎮居民最愛的假日散步去處，但是經過幾次山崩和土石流之後，登山步道已經封閉，沒幾個人會去那裡，非常適合她。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWml4G1owU2
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走在無人的炎熱馬路上，虹翼直覺自己被人跟蹤了。379Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Tx2YjtUfu