我起身送客，心想客人幾步走出門口都要送住出，傳統理髮服務真是招呼周到。客人走到門框前，就轉頭眼厲厲望住我。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mvAeG4RpO
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「拜拜！」我對他揮揮手，自知柒下柒下，但搞成咁都唔知有乜好講，總之就是我錯。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh7wQVZGcO
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「吓？哥仔我唔識行，你帶我路好無。」客人吓了一聲，語氣其實仍然好聲好氣，我賤我身痕，寧願他開口埋口屌鳩我。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1gGWvYpBV
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「送埋人地去目的地啦好心！」師傅插話提點，又拍了我背脊一下，解釋道：「人地係朗豪坊睇到人賣燈賣地磚，見有明路行所以先識入嚟，宜家要佢走返出去咪有心考人！」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9NRpz98kh
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我唔識，師傅點教唯有點做，於是我也跨出門外，這時師傅拆了門鈴下來，叫我繫在腰間，我試探動一動身，連每踏一個碎步鈴鐺都會響一下。師傅唔想客人個破相嚇到人，又拿來一個白膠袋讓客人把頭包住。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaGxdFmJIk
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「師傅，膠袋遮住咗額頭真係好咩？你又話同我額頭點燈？」客人臨走都要找師傅講笑。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1h5F70pVV
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「潤我呀！」師傅笑笑口，踢住腳也走出門口，挨住門框就從衫袋夾支霉霉爛爛的藍嘴煙出來，煙仔在客人膊頭抰兩抰，突然就點著火了，不知想搞甚麼魔術大師，「人人夠話膊頭另外有兩道火唔揞得啦，你老尾咪又個個著衫有袖！」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjinJ2PNb8B
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「哈！唔講啦！阿慧等緊我！」客人照做用膠袋紮好自己的頭，膠袋密實，所以後半句是有回音的：「以後你睇住細佬我啊！」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUETxveprL
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「老套，咁多我鬼睇到。好行唔送啦吓！」師傅手指彈一下我腰上啷啷，催促我帶客人上路。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeS85grh2fc
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叮噹叮噹，我也不知客人要去邊，希望路程不用徒步走太遠，我問他係邊，他同樣不知，我猜一係佐敦一係窩打老道，其實沒揸車行落都是麻煩，不過後者腳程始終短些少。客人蒙住頭，就靠我用電話上網查查，我見到篇篇都未講明目的地，難得才見到幅相影在大門口，估計八九成是在窩打老道那邊，就如實同客人講我得八九成把握。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBOK40J7IK
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「去錯最多咪再行，我地敍下舊就唔覺行到辛苦。」客人如是說。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwA3NR06T5
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敍舊？放過我！506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HWxf21RcD
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「其實你係咪好憎我。你可以直接鬧出嚟㗎！」我說過我賤。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEGMt6hshv
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「其實無拖無欠啫，只係你見我要結婚先覺得我慘，我衰心急，漏咗戒指想快啲拎返去，我對你都自私㗎。」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7ZYAdUqVl
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「咩自私，我咪仲自私，我純粹唔想讓。」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeEhM9Iadw
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客人不應，在到達目的地之前一直沒有再說話，我不知自己是慶幸他蒙頭所以不用你眼望我眼，還是在為一路上的無言相伴而焦急更多些。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1OT9em7Vd
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我們沿住窩打老道轉彎，來到了正門，客人灑灑手，與其係生人路入，不如屈返入登打士街係死人出口道後閘入去，他估這樣會近點。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkp3fJzB1PN
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既然他再開口，我反而厚面皮想問他「敍舊」是不是另有所指，如果不是有心窒我，今日才第一次見，何來有舊好敍呢？506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFFAhljLtk
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「你記唔記得我地六個人殺完Mandy之後一齊跑落唐樓？」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhjmboS4yt
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「痴咗線！」我猛咁頭擰擰。「我幾時殺過人！」8964 copyright protection502ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGKMrL8Qxq 維尼

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