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The Radio Advert
ISSUE #1
Author: Harri
The Radio Advert
Author: Harri
ISSUE #1
The Radio Advert
No Plagiarism!DfazuqzE1oV80WBnzJTOposted on PＥNAＮＡ

Each morning on my way to work,

The radio comes on.

The news is read, then they play songs

And the weather is told to be wet.

But when all that is said and done,

And the anchor goes to break,

I hear that irate advert play

And grate my soul again.

564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRkZQwaCvB

"Your list of things to do,

It's always chock-a-block," it states. 

As if to mock the massive pile

Of shit that's on my plate. 

"There's the things from yesterday

That you need to do today,"

"And the things today you'll probably

Put off until tomorrow" It says.

564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3chcIRdXgb

But then as if to purposely

Destroy what appeal it weilds,

The  voice continues on

With something completely left-field.

"But don't put off saving

On your car insurance" it squeals.

No one that has ever breathed 

Has spoken so unnaturally.

564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJw27DXX4W

From here the advert proceeds 

To get more fake and sour,

As the narrator spews T's&C's

At a million miles an hour.

And I sit frowning in the passenger seat

Waiting what feels like years,

For the next abysmal ad to start

And violate my ears. 

564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblQmqfH6s1

~30/09/21

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The Radio Advert
Poetry
Humor
Short Story
Last updated: Sep 30, 2021
Total word count: 202
Total reading time: 1 Minute
Writer:
Harri
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