是咁的,講起晚裝,曾幾何時我都擁有過一件吊帶黑色絲質晚裝裙,去到膝頭哥咁上下。我用佢應付好多次濕鳩性別reverse dress code,唔好問我拎相睇,因為我驚我忍唔住拎出來share...303Please respect copyright.PENANA9kJr8CGuEr
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「屌你老母垃圾dress code,又恰鳩我地呢d有賓周嘅,佢地自己頹T牛仔褲就得,迫我地要著d垃圾裙。屌,你去唔去hall個ball?」 講緊野呢條仆街仔,自己唔玩得,一開口就咆哮,仇女心態盡露,一聽就知喺個充滿怨氣嘅社會垃圾。303Please respect copyright.PENANAE5tQMq666J
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冇錯,呢個就喺我。303Please respect copyright.PENANACe3eVPRqhX
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不過其實我問嚟都多餘,因為roommate Billy year3,佢喺最後一屆3年制嘅大學生,由於佢最後一年先入到hall,無回宿需求,性格又比較靜,基本上唔會湊熱鬧參加d咩活動。順帶一提,佢好靚仔,喺屬於暖男型靚仔。303Please respect copyright.PENANAP7Q3KkGsHe
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Billy一路微笑,佢粒酒窩仔中和咗我啱啱釋放嘅戾氣,真喺好撚柒鳩cute。其實我好鍾意佢,可惜我唔敢問佢對我有咩意見,所以一直只喺單方面仰慕。 .303Please respect copyright.PENANAjrNhjEA1DR
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「今次未必會去喇。好似話之後有個聯hall嘅會正常搞,或者到時再睇下得唔得閒。303Please respect copyright.PENANAfgzlie2L3m
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「都喺嘅,班友喺持住有聯hall果個可以著靚靚,宜家自己hall呢個嘅先會夠膽鳩搞。唉去就去啦,我單機喇,都要拎回宿分架,我件戰衣又要出場。」303Please respect copyright.PENANAl5MhXL3K4R
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如果件事咁簡單就完,我喺唔會拎出嚟講。故事真正開始有趣,喺ball前兩日,當我知道撞咗社團個饑饉24,女神Elise叫我去果個。303Please respect copyright.PENANAsyu1H8Lz1n
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一邊是溝女,一邊是住屋問題。要作出取捨,我運用咗哲佬Thought Experiment既技巧,將兩個條件推到最盡--如果有Gal Gadot,但冇房,都只喺唔方便姐;屌但如果冇囡,就算比間山頂道1號我,又有何用武之地。咦但有山頂道1號,又點會無囡??303Please respect copyright.PENANAxALMLntuHR
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呢個技巧真喺好有用,計一計條數,我已經作出取捨,我全部都要。303Please respect copyright.PENANASoa8l4f3QS
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饑饉24呢個活動喺關住你班人喺間muti-function room 24個鐘。不過都要痾屎痾尿架,簽名可以離開一段時間,雖然會mark番出入時間,但基本上冇人會理,便秘大家都冇辦法。即喺話,中間我行開一段長時間其實完全冇問題。303Please respect copyright.PENANAKYQYGBYGnI
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作為一個chur盡無悔既真男人,我既計劃喺,喺場ball開始冇耐同就快結束既時候出現一段時間,盡量避開合照之餘,低調得嚟又要刷存在感。303Please respect copyright.PENANAfjGlC1fmVV
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1800 簽名痾屎303Please respect copyright.PENANAvGZf3w8JTj
1800 - 1815 狗沖番hall303Please respect copyright.PENANAAR8blZ6794
1815 - 1818 抹汗涼番個身303Please respect copyright.PENANAxlMdG9PsXf
1818 - 1820 華麗變身303Please respect copyright.PENANAZfjFJqwfvY
1820 - 1840 出現喺個ball,周圍hi下人303Please respect copyright.PENANAiVnVFpo24E
1840 - 1855 換衫沖番落去,簽名表示痾完屎303Please respect copyright.PENANAFMaWugKi0H
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然後夜晚8點半再如法炮製多次。303Please respect copyright.PENANAuGq6kbPmXm
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簡單,老子真聰明。
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