Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuVYBqy8aj
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唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAnUGmJA8Y
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坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbQU4u8srv
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本來應該是這樣的。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7OCNUXeCe
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「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3NswV3YtJ
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這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDp5eYVhxK1
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就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Y2yt4TV1M
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但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8LWt5Yc6g
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「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBUYOBO0Uh
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「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgTjQ40lie
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臉皮真厚。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosDyYPimfS
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「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeCSiU8QUd
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「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOWiBH215G
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「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNFBvbBZBC
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坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gH2WBnuQT
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說得好！977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aa1iisPjO
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但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLOICRU1r5
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「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9ltrnIlU7
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想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxpBoARn5k
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也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFm35TNglEJ
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看到他們倆的眼神……977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgbTTFpUL9
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唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Z4SmFvBny
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「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82S5exwnBz
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經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zqPZXsUVT
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「你都發現到依個問題啊？」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPsDENGyT2
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原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QxkOtyiM9
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沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUlMUqbk91
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「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMiWqXC7vX
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為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsQjQVrvNj
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經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeLooJC8Sp
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雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6hMkE59qW
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原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmEhUhutj0
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恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOd0sNJH3F
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「我都係咁樣應為啊。」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigg0dG7Xor
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「我都記得係咁啊。」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTfJ93Wcz8
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「係囉，係囉。」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPvxUUmd65
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真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ878prhQr8d
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「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSmq36YWGh
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一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme4wYhpsyl
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「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8KA5Xaerc
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「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeHhtjbz3X
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「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhG2xmCUXQ
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「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0xvx77Bhs
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未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIT5DrlGUL
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「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEXmhH74c3
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「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DQQC74jCt
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「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmMIkY2rEP
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雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOh3niqU8tE
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他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。​977Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIlpbU1TNx
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