波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2hsmdpNAF
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3j4hBUvvmA
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMRDtoKpVW
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEH3sIDhSC
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFgmdO3XgR
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElYNuzcP4B
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH22deVUGSk
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSuBa1hzgC
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcow5IT5O1
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF6SpdJfv8
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyF8Z2TPBBV
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUysjrzbS2Q
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Q93A5jdoN
總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcITWqZeJS
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已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixdtAfkyvV
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlqHk7hotd
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmfB7adOjD
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLSBjOhlm8
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZAXM4sShg
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKklQxFTOq5
「啊，差唔多喇。」934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9xTSvmkhi
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohU2ncHWVv
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP13luGDpTj
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等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcz19HWt2gV
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtcQe8yJ5n
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GOwEj9duk
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbsYnLS8j7
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKQnGNH22G
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKmFWs9DSh
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbP3lN6K5F7
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvu0nbe6gk
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlfF4lvWjS
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFKmdZOIMq
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmX6wmw7iH
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpAoETeibk
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAZFMDolqa
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYgOmKGopN
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「未顯示號碼」934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwFC2zOfPi
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafhKjcE6tT
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVOysRkVrh
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTxC8ep4pG
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYPgjARPsj
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMcD5IfL3j
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9arh2M55iM
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqoYU4PR0t
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WtnVi3yDC
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgVAG9kUKJ
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxVNErSzuM
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1MfHiKKxz
「無啊…無…無需……」934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHItW9UjtG
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豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFtlVDsndU
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKh4AGqcWs
「先生…」934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhq3GZxqAly
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIkyZ0qsAq
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWDw05L6Qz
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0NxdHa9ki
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJo5xO9bo6
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTphayZZ9R
「屌你老母。」934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7IqOHrWFy
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZQS6tsLNF
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgG2qvpsxt
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7AmvSUroT
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPa9CiAJyj
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVMmieAPlw
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyymz0zG8PE
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECoDlZPDQp
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又是「未顯示號碼」。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoydpALSoaM
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVsasqmxIl
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSUNx5TKNn
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不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmm9p5F6X6
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlP79TgFHp
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eNDASK08N
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvBFxgxwZQ
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXlRcwdvoX
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5pXDpbO2j
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Nz9XkZqyM
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcAYQeDc8E
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYEvQVTj6D
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtzVoJriGH
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Hgd0cx0sd
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZch2q8Cm4
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFOkHjEUsE
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Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jJDBScBeY
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0n5QNEbUU
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVg1wpWLMuV
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7j5YDwUPu
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmEAu6Eow9
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「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZ8FQ4ablJ
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zZefaM9K3
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCheqz0HYF
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDSYOLA42f
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThOjcSIA2q
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQsBR5FpUP
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AFlliExgn
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「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPhU8uWrr2
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNW0D3grkv
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFflwjaSsN
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiM5fTIDbzB
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDd61OztcZs
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzLGVGfHfc
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSbmcJzMTX
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不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBlXIss6ou
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk1k0mQjNe
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kDrbFv43V
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnDphMEyxo
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9V6GCDBdl
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbESJF4oLA
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uGZLp5zn4
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZHisPfEXQ
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlveaMXgCP7
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFC6j5qUuEk
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn37sevGdF
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhTcO0VziN
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「條友信得過嫁喇？」934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgpNq0TOE9
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問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6YWqA3kwj
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXJY3SA4rv
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrHjKdbFum
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTZ9d1BtuJ
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsRBwtjVvS
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOcQ6m5TNr
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFaphMpbvE
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIV1ejO41o9
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybbwUyaisB
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電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbqIvKRFrp
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大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlnFfq5W73
934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwlhtcWIHp
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若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……934Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9Yy7juDVv
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