對於學生而言,新學期的開始無疑是殘酷的,特別是黑手黨學院的學生──至少澤田綱吉就覺得要再次回到這所莫名其妙的學院十分痛苦。403Please respect copyright.PENANAWCVTxe2qXc
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「話說……明明是黑手黨,為什麼還會有開學典禮啊……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAU0FmcGucLn
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坐在學院超誇張的豪華大禮堂中,澤田綱吉忍不住小聲呢喃;明明都已經有那麼多不正常的地方,偏偏要在這種讓人厭煩了的形式安排上面跟普通的學校一樣做什麼啊?403Please respect copyright.PENANAez09Pjdapz
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「畢竟還是學校吧,有開學典禮應該是正常的?」深海光流用不太確定地語氣回了話……不過其實她根本沒上過學,本來就不知道開學典禮該是什麼樣子,無從比較,「不過聽說今年是第一次舉辦……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAa4TFnYShSE
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「什麼?所以本來沒有開學典禮吧,分明是為了什麼特意加上的啊?」一旁的獄寺插話,皺著眉頭不知道又腦補了什麼,「可惡……是要出什麼事情了嗎,難道是有人想要加害十代目?!」403Please respect copyright.PENANA7DT1ucWaeh
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說著獄寺直接抄起了藏在身上的炸彈,一副要把潛伏在周遭的敵人一一殲滅。403Please respect copyright.PENANA1mgV9hoyWh
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「……」深海光流就想問一句,獄寺你就說說在你心目中誰不想加害澤田少年吧。403Please respect copyright.PENANAUHU357MUMw
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這種另類的『我家老大天天被害』妄想症末期,深海光流表示自己簡直啞口無言,就差沒直接把認識的精神科醫師權威電話抄給對方了。403Please respect copyright.PENANAR3Rxg5o4mL
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「剛剛發下來的日程表上面寫了,只有學生會演說的安排,我想應該跟澤田沒有什麼關係。」深海光流耐心解釋道,「好像是要介紹交流生……學生會之前有聯絡我,希望我能負責帶兩位交流生。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAjggeoRGcPE
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「為什麼是妳這女人負責啊?」獄寺隼人撇撇嘴,露出了質疑的表情,「就算是想要請我們彭格列家族代表學院,也該由我這個彭格列十代目的左右手來處理吧?!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAw6vPbNZc5f
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「獄寺你在意的是這個嗎……只是我正好認識學生會代表,學校裡也沒有其他學生想要招待交換生,所以拜託我罷了。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAB0A4ghEbdB
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深海光流只得趕緊表示自己一點也沒有搶著為澤田少年出生入死的野望……畢竟,一個正常的人類除了左手右手以外,是不需要第三隻手的……深海少女深信澤田少年也絕對不例外。403Please respect copyright.PENANAW082wS8vgK
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「啊,應該是現在上台的那個人,他拜託我的。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAeK7zVxl3u0
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「嗯?是那傢伙啊?」坐在另一側的山本武突然叫了一聲,眾人聞言紛紛將視線轉到台上,一名黑髮黑眼、神色幾乎正直過了頭的東方少年一本正經地板著臉,走到講台上。403Please respect copyright.PENANAlj5S09u52e
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「啊,那就是梁衍。」深海光流點點頭應道,「他是學生會代表。」所以即使她沒認出臉,也能肯定那是誰。403Please respect copyright.PENANAtr9KPAaN8m
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「梁……衍?」不太習慣地跟著唸了一遍這個中文名字,庫洛姆拉了拉深海光流的衣袖,看起來有點疑惑地小聲問道,「那是……光流大人認識的人……?」403Please respect copyright.PENANA2l2lHji7XA
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「因為洽談聖誕舞會的事情需要學生會的幫助,梁衍正好是學生會長,所以常常一起開會。」深海光流說出了一個有夠正常的交集理由,「另外就是……他也是山本社團的地下社員,練習的時候偶爾能看到他。」403Please respect copyright.PENANArGPGuVTp0h
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「山本的社團……棒球社?」這回是澤田少年接的話,他記得山本依舊是棒球隊的來著,雖然聽說是他自己組的。403Please respect copyright.PENANAJmX3vZSZKs
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「是啊,因為他說想要看我平常是怎麼鍛鍊自己的,我邀請他進入棒球社了,剛好我們也缺個捕手。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAQh7dzhCSbx
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山本少年爽朗笑答,讓深海少女有點想要吐槽『其實我們不是缺捕手而是根本只有經理跟打擊手啊』、『還有人家明明是找你切磋劍術你怎麼就給人捕手的手套了』之類的。403Please respect copyright.PENANApg00TTBPx6
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「嘛,他真的對棒球很有熱情呢,現在訓練做得都要比我認真了,真是了不起。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAFmwWYx9xYd
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「……」不,那是因為他以為那是劍道的修行,跟棒球的熱情有毛關係啊。403Please respect copyright.PENANAh7yTrnwCRO
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深海光流不禁在心中默道,對於認真修煉方向卻完全走偏的梁衍少年,抱持著難以言說也不知道怎麼說出口的心疼。403Please respect copyright.PENANA4z3niVvm9a
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「原來是山本社團的前輩啊……太好了……」澤田少年不知為何鬆了口氣,「名字聽著有點耳熟我還以為是那個常常把戰帖放在信箱最後被Reborn當成廢紙回收的山本的仇人呢哈哈哈哈……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAtECmiKU6De
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「……」她應該對原來梁衍一直以來都默默在幹這種事情發表意見,還是針對Reborn一言不發地處理掉人家的戰書這件事吐槽……403Please respect copyright.PENANAKrCBvqawJM
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「切,又是一個棒球笨蛋。」獄寺不屑地出聲……話說別把打棒球的都當成笨蛋啊,「我看肯定講得都是一些廢話……十代目,要不要跟我一起翹課?」403Please respect copyright.PENANA6EgXu21c7Q
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「呃……我覺得還是聽一下比較好啦,獄寺……」就算一再抱怨這類儀式有多無聊,澤田綱吉也沒有突破堵在禮堂的風紀隊的防禦翹課這種可怕的想法……那根本是挑釁啊挑釁他家最可怕的浮雲的行為,會被咬殺得一乾二淨啊喂。403Please respect copyright.PENANAa5LQp9DOr5
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於是他乾笑兩聲,不太自然地把視線挪回台上,「畢竟是學校的事,而且不是跟深海桑有關嘛……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAykBrY6Tjeq
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「……也就是說,在風紀委員雲雀恭彌的提案下,本校將正式與日本的並盛高中結為姐妹校,並於即日起展開為期一個月的交流生活動。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAFUy8xdMIzX
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「……欸?」403Please respect copyright.PENANADkQT3LhY5b
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雲雀前輩提案?!403Please respect copyright.PENANAVrbWhY7Vo3
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並盛高中?!!403Please respect copyright.PENANA3bPZsTzILn
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結為姐妹校?!!!403Please respect copyright.PENANAoTdv1xXNtS
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那一聲宣布讓澤田綱吉不由得張大了嘴巴;他是萬萬沒想到自家長期盤踞在並盛當山大王的雲守,竟然對於地盤意識這麼強烈……都到了地球的另一端了竟然還執著一定要跟並盛扯上關係……403Please respect copyright.PENANAFsZpeU0N7y
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……這人是離不開地盤的貓嘛?!403Please respect copyright.PENANANkS12vAmGp
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重點是沒有人通知他啊……不,他在想什麼,雲雀前輩做事本來就不可能通知任何人更別說通知他這個廢柴了──可是讓日本鄉下的普通高中跟意大利黑手黨學校結成姐妹校什麼的,這到底是怎麼樣清奇的腦迴路才能想出來的點子啊?!403Please respect copyright.PENANA6oQe1ZiPXM
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而且還把正常人放到黑手黨學院來交流……到底是期待交流什麼啊?!!403Please respect copyright.PENANA5qxAp7U7Nx
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這廂澤田綱吉還陷在慌張中,然而台上的梁衍少年卻毫無所覺,接著說出了更不得了的話──403Please respect copyright.PENANABOrEi3OqJd
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「那麼,請兩位交換生上台──來自日本的『笹川京子』以及『三浦春』同學。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAN7VP70w8TR
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話語一落,不知道何時轉暗的會場中亮起一道可以閃瞎人的聚光燈,直直打在走上舞臺的兩名高中女孩身上:403Please respect copyright.PENANAIlSs6OpMuV
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一個有著橙色短髮,笑容可掬,整個人像是太陽一樣;另一個則是紮著馬尾,十足的精神,渾身上下漾著活力,不論哪一個都是風華正茂的青春美少女──403Please respect copyright.PENANAg10cqoDFrk
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「我是笹川京子──」403Please respect copyright.PENANAY8WpmH6Uum
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「我是三浦春──」403Please respect copyright.PENANAvC7DQRBUyt
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「請各位多多指教!」403Please respect copyright.PENANA9dZo582xE2
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面對台上笑靨如花的兩個熟悉的少女,澤田綱吉他……他一臉矇逼。403Please respect copyright.PENANAWBHAdljRmN
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坐在他身旁的深海光流忍住心底不斷冒起的同情泡泡,拍了拍已經呈現生無可戀狀態的澤田少年的肩膀──403Please respect copyright.PENANA3JEC8wJwOF
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「等等要一起帶交換生逛逛校園嗎……澤田?」403Please respect copyright.PENANA3b3DnHJSjn
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──於是,由於許多不可言說的原因,最後由深海光流和眾人一起領著兩位『交流生』參觀校園。403Please respect copyright.PENANAjRJqWsXaHF
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「聽到老師說這件事的時候,嚇了小春一跳呢,竟然收到了來意大利高中的交流生邀請。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAv3bUvRoTSa
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朝氣蓬勃的元氣少女三浦春說著,雙手交握眼神閃亮亮地朝著澤田少年發送愛慕光束,「不過後來小春我明白了!阿綱先生一定是想念小春我了,竟然這樣大費周章讓我們團聚……真是的,阿綱先生你太悶騷啦!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAHBtGVfxhQN
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澤田綱吉:……我不是我沒有……求放過別造謠!!!403Please respect copyright.PENANAE6pGwGJA8g
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「難得能來意大利,還能順便看看阿綱你們的學校,真的是很有意思呢。」笹川京子微微笑道,「不過你們有沒有嚇到?為了不要露餡,我也是昨天晚上才跟大哥說我也要來意大利呢。」403Please respect copyright.PENANA32r1o0asWx
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「嗯……是被嚇得不清。」深海光流回想了一下方才在開學典禮上澤田少年那天崩地裂的表情,於是十分肯定地回道,「難怪一早就沒看到笹川的影子……是幫京子妳們把行李安置到宿舍了吧?」403Please respect copyright.PENANAAhqg4OrXpp
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「是啊,不然大哥肯定會說溜嘴的,那就不好玩了呀。」京子小姐露出了天然的表情毫無心機地說出這句話的時候,深海光流很肯定自家Boss的臉根本白了一個色階,「對了,小光,還沒有跟妳介紹一下,她是小春……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAAMkxaldsKP
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「我知道。」誰知深海光流卻是一本正經地點點頭,眼中閃過具體到像是一串跑著『然而我早已看透一切』字幕的跑馬燈;然後她偏過頭,面無表情但語氣特別認真地開口:403Please respect copyright.PENANAo5c7BmBD9E
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「三浦春,澤田的妻子候選人之一……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAAVgunG7nPq
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「……行了深海桑拜託妳別說了。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAcPhiF4q07h
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──此時澤田綱吉的心情,怎一個崩潰了得。403Please respect copyright.PENANATKQb51HzJO
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──所以就說了深海桑妳面無表情一說就特別有說服力,跟妳宣讀病歷一樣好像就是真的啊,跪求別說話沉默是金!!!403Please respect copyright.PENANATL7s0uzq8y
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「哈咿!竟然這麼直接的說出來,小春跟阿綱先生會不好意思的啦!」就見三浦少女立馬捂住因害羞而燒紅的臉蛋,特別生動地演繹了何謂戀愛中的少女心,「小春也知道妳是誰喔,京子說她認識了一個很可愛的意大利混血兒,就是妳對吧?」403Please respect copyright.PENANAeDeetu0Cx4
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「……」實在不知道該不該接下這句的深海光流頓了頓,靠著自己的面癱技能迴避了問題,「我的確有日本跟意大利血統……另外,我是深海光流,請多多指教。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAo2Dn8mcEEw
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「我是三浦春!小光妳果然好可愛,就跟京子還有庫洛姆說的一樣!」403Please respect copyright.PENANA0fvS7DupQk
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小春大大揚起一抹笑,接著毫不猶豫地伸手挽住了深海少女的手臂,另一手又扯過庫洛姆的手攬著,「好,那麼接下來『女孩子的活動』小光也一起來吧!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAH5rBB8sNZh
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「蛤?那是什麼鬼啊?」獄寺隼人一聽就皺起眉頭,果然女孩子就是可以跟麻煩劃上等號的生物,「難得十代目親自領妳們逛校園,妳竟然還想要做別的活動?!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAzmSW8qNsDH
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「哈咿!難道你們不知道嗎?」小春露出了大吃一驚的表情,「今天是什麼日子,阿綱先生你們真的真的真的不知道嗎?」403Please respect copyright.PENANAb4tflnLaDJ
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「這個我知道!」山本少年笑著搶答,「今天是開學日對吧?哈哈。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAP4joLux6tg
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……這真是十分不解風情的答案,雖然他一點也沒說錯。403Please respect copyright.PENANAzwY28rAQXC
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「才不是這麼沒神經的答案,你們男生真是的!」小春生氣地糾正,看著山本少年爽朗的笑容卻像看著個流鼻水的幼稚園小孩一樣,只是眼神沒面對小孩那麼溫柔,「今天可是二月十四日、情人節啊,是愛的節日欸!身為少女絕對不能錯過的節日!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAclqTXRirdv
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深海光流:……她能說身為少女她剛剛也以為今天只是學校開學的日子麼?403Please respect copyright.PENANADQVkj9iT6b
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──深海光流在心中默默地反省……她覺得自己可能當了很多年的假少女……情人節什麼的,完全沒往那方面想啊。403Please respect copyright.PENANAG7YeTUMKfv
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「我已經……跟京子還有小春約好了一起做巧克力。」這時庫洛姆才細聲細氣地開口,同時露出小小的微笑,「希望光流大人可以跟我們一起做,要給大家的巧克力……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAzUlXpaR6qm
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「情人節……京子的巧克力……給大家……」403Please respect copyright.PENANABDZ3WxVwio
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──所以他也有份!403Please respect copyright.PENANAsamXsb20gK
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喃喃自語著的澤田綱吉眼睛一亮,完美捕捉到了重點,簡直就想立刻護送幾個女孩直接殺到料理教室──不過就看到深海稍微皺了下眉,「但是我們還沒有參觀完校園……沒問題嗎?」403Please respect copyright.PENANApNhjxrrrsj
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充滿責任感的深海少女顯然覺得突然改換行程不大好──然而澤田綱吉完全不覺得哪裡不好……不如說他一點也不想讓京子還有小春搞懂這所學院到底是在教些什麼……而且在戰鬥訓練學院參觀校園危險係數真的太高了。403Please respect copyright.PENANAsRngR87Mvy
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「應、應該沒什麼關係吧?反正要待上一個月,到時候一定就會熟悉了啦!」於是澤田少年假笑著反駁了深海光流的話,「深海桑,庫洛姆都說想要跟妳一起做巧克力了……不如妳們還是一起去做吧……?」403Please respect copyright.PENANAhggGdM7TCH
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「是啊小光,做完了還可以送給一直很感謝的人喔。」京子也跟著勸道,一波助攻讓澤田少年感動的不行。403Please respect copyright.PENANAFz0qHKubsP
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「而且碧昂琪也在這裡,她說要教我們做更多花樣的巧克力甜點呢,一定會很有趣的。」403Please respect copyright.PENANA0S16JYi33P
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眾人:「……」403Please respect copyright.PENANA4FS98tgQ6j
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──臥操,那還真是『有趣』的『要命』。403Please respect copyright.PENANAouvP81EqVs
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「……深海桑,那個……」澤田綱吉看著深海光流,欲言又止,欲說還休。403Please respect copyright.PENANAkbjqupUvPX
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「……澤田,我明白的。」深海光流扳著一張面癱臉,語氣卻是任重而道遠一般的沉重,「我……還是跟去幫忙做巧克力吧。我會努力的。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAwbqqqh6Br7
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──努力讓碧昂琪別碰巧克力……不然至少也得搞清楚她投了什麼毒,她才好調配解藥啊。403Please respect copyright.PENANAvyQiCtUEFo
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開學第一天,澤田綱吉才剛震驚完交流生竟然是熟面孔……還是他最不希望在這所見鬼的戰鬥學院見到的熟面孔;就面臨了更加嚴峻的問題──如何避開生命危險吃到女孩們( 特別是京子 )所做的巧克力。403Please respect copyright.PENANAycNGMYCdAt
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記得國中的時候也發生過類似的慘案,最後還是因為防不勝防吃到了碧昂琪的有毒料理……有了那次刻骨銘心的經驗,澤田少年可以說是痛定思痛。403Please respect copyright.PENANA40M3zNMv3J
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是的,今年他肯定不會再要藍波用什麼十年後火箭筒召出大人藍波、然後假扮成碧昂琪的前男友羅密歐這種蠢事了──403Please respect copyright.PENANANyuJCNfCXE
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「kufufu……所以你找我有什麼事,澤田綱吉?」於是在料理教室外,六道骸饒富興致地看著眼前這個難得有事找他的天真的黑手黨,「我可不記得我什麼時候跟你們黑手黨有什麼交情吶。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAvSU7epyfdQ
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「那、那個……我們的確是有事……」澤田綱吉咽了口口水,說真的,要拜託六道骸這個成天把奪取自己身體這句話掛在嘴上的神經病,他都覺得自己瘋了……403Please respect copyright.PENANAYBUaIxvemE
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不過──澤田綱吉斂了斂心神,壯著膽子繼續說道:403Please respect copyright.PENANAXdh7FZNTgk
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「可以拜託骸你……弄出羅密歐的有形幻覺嗎……啊羅密歐就是碧昂琪的前男友,長得跟藍波長大後一樣就行……」403Please respect copyright.PENANANFLyx3p7Z6
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──沒錯!如果說十年藍波只能拖住碧昂琪五分鐘,骸的幻覺卻可以更加持久啊!這樣一來直到完成了成品碧昂琪都不一定趕得回來……這樣就萬無一失了!!403Please respect copyright.PENANAKrW3kubBa2
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覺得自己實在是太機智的Boss大人在內心握拳給自己打氣……全然沒想到自己難得一次鄭重的請託自家霧守卻是如此傻逼的事情,究竟給對方帶來多大的心靈衝擊。403Please respect copyright.PENANAYUnlEnxMCU
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六道骸:「……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAZWMdjK2F4R
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──果然他還是趕快毀滅該死的黑手黨好了……現在立刻馬上!!!403Please respect copyright.PENANAnm1YH9A2mW
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「彭格列……你真的知道自己在說什麼麼……?」不過沉默了一會兒,六道骸馬上清醒過來,一對異色瞳裡充滿著恨不得撕了對方的怒氣,手中也幻化出三叉戟,「天真的黑手黨,看來我最近沒有提醒,你似乎就忘記了我們是敵人呢……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAd34UiVNUHE
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「嘎、等等啊!骸!」澤田少年一見對方看起來要暴走了,立刻遵循自己的超直感往後退了幾步,「那、那個!其實庫洛姆跟深海桑她們都在裡面做要送給大家的巧克力可是碧昂琪在的話一定做不成的,所以──」403Please respect copyright.PENANAwskA061OiU
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──所以說庫洛姆一定會做給骸的……這事一定有你的份!403Please respect copyright.PENANAGIKOaVjzqM
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澤田綱吉閉上眼豁出去吼完以後,眼前的藍髮少年又沉默了──於是他悄悄張開眼偷瞄,卻看到六道骸緩緩地哼了一聲,接著拿手上的三叉戟敲了下地,一個跟成人藍波一模一樣的男子憑空出現在眼前。403Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6SIU7CrdN
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澤田綱吉:「……」403Please respect copyright.PENANANSyoDbCtt5
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「你可別誤會了,澤田綱吉,這可不是為了你們那些黑手黨。」六道骸仰起下巴,唇瓣也跟著勾勒出嘲諷的弧度,襯上精緻的五官看上去特別酷炫,「我只不過是不想讓我親愛的庫洛姆傷心罷了。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAWG4SNqzCdB
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澤田綱吉:……好喔。你說什麼就是什麼囉。403Please respect copyright.PENANApkMQa6B0p6
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不提過程,最後澤田綱吉還是成功說服了六道骸,彭格列少年們喜聞樂見地看到了幻覺·羅密歐打開了料理教室的門……接下來只要讓碧昂琪看到他就行了──403Please respect copyright.PENANA2Fq5wSGroZ
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──然而下一瞬間門卻是自內而外被推開的,深海光流面無表情的臉一下就對上了幻覺·羅密歐的臉:「……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAMUcliosmqf
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「……不好意思,先生,請問您是?」本來正打算出來跟澤田少年們說些什麼的深海光流頓了頓,有禮貌地問道,「還有,您是要來找誰的嗎?」403Please respect copyright.PENANA6WMT1bDOxy
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「竟然先遇到了深海桑……怎麼辦得告訴她啊──」澤田綱吉慌慌張張地就想要從藏身處往外衝,結果一個不慎廢柴屬性發作,左腳絆右腳地摔了個底朝天。403Please respect copyright.PENANAYmQIq0PP3p
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「十代目!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAqdHhZOF6KN
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「阿綱!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAbtp9Qq7JWD
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跟著躲在一旁的左右手們叫了一聲也跟著衝了出來,趕忙上前拉起澤田少年。403Please respect copyright.PENANA4yDwCtERZx
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「痛……啊不對,深海桑,那個人是……」403Please respect copyright.PENANA1pJ4P5jO25
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原本還在痛呼的澤田綱吉發覺現在不是喊痛的時候,抬起頭就想提醒深海少女;然而後者卻以一種有些莫名的眼神盯著某處──403Please respect copyright.PENANAIyfE1M4BbW
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「唔,是誰啊?長得還真帥,簡直跟我一樣帥氣啊。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAU6NN9GJj2O
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不知道從哪裡路過的藍波拿著十年後火箭筒,一副高中生的成人模樣;一看就知道小孩藍波又不小心使用了火箭炮。403Please respect copyright.PENANAVFlyseBpjW
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現場異常混亂,特別是成人藍波還對著幻覺·羅密歐比手畫腳,活像測試對方是不是鏡像似的──然而,彷彿還嫌場面不夠混亂似的,教室門扉再開,正是被動靜引得出來看看情況的碧昂琪。403Please respect copyright.PENANAU2dMkFsVbq
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「羅密歐……」403Please respect copyright.PENANARMfwIH2z1W
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只見碧昂琪喃喃唸了一句,雙手不知何時出現了兩盤冒著駭人紫煙的有毒料理,「看來之前除得不夠徹底,還斷裂生殖出更多了啊……也好,不論是哪一個……都給我去死吧!!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAD4cbX3G1An
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由六道骸所操縱的幻覺理所當然地閃過了有毒料理的襲擊,並且成功將碧昂琪給引走──就是可憐了剛來到這個時空還一臉矇的大人藍波。403Please respect copyright.PENANAVbTGLNA8FR
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「搞什唔哇哇哇哇──」話還沒說完,大人藍波便被有毒料理擊中,發出一串慘叫聲後身子便倒了下去;連帶手中的十年後火箭筒也跟著飛了出去。403Please respect copyright.PENANAaE6OMDhwTg
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……然後,深海光流就想問一句,她到底是招誰惹誰了。403Please respect copyright.PENANAa1nRSpIiXW
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因為下一秒火箭筒就把她整個人攏住,一陣粉色的煙霧與『砰』的一聲響同時出現──403Please respect copyright.PENANAkgpYJp1Y45
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「深、深海桑……」澤田綱吉張大嘴,全然沒有想到會變成這樣的局面──深海桑竟然被十年後火箭筒打到了啊啊!403Please respect copyright.PENANAHqOXQ9ctu0
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「……十年後的……深海光流麼?」不知道何時出現的六道骸瞇起了雙眸,雙手交叉在胸前,看起來十分感興趣,「好像還挺有意思的樣子……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAsZdKfHag3t
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粉色的煙霧漫起,不一會兒又散去,迷霧這種隱約能見的身影逐漸清晰,直到十年後的深海光流的模樣,完全暴露於人前──403Please respect copyright.PENANAePNusN1jva
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「……搞什麼……」幾乎是一看清對方的樣子,獄寺少年雙眼立刻張大,「妳……妳這女人──」403Please respect copyright.PENANAu2Cj0qByvh
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煙霧之中,那雙熟悉的灰眸緩緩朝著獄寺眨了兩下,讓他有些堵塞的話又一口氣衝出口:403Please respect copyright.PENANA8UqJ4fGos6
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「──根本沒有交換啊!?」403Please respect copyright.PENANAV2bnhAwr8G
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是的。在他們眼前的還是灰髮『少女』──一副高中生甚至更年輕的模樣、平板且毫無情緒起伏的臉、以及時常披掛在身上的白大褂──403Please respect copyright.PENANASVjEoLintN
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怎麼看,站在那裡的都還是高中時期的深海少女。403Please respect copyright.PENANAfMo7a0zh2d
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「……啊哈哈,結果沒什麼變嘛,我還以為會出什麼事呢。」山本武看了看深海光流,愣住的表情恢復成了原來爽朗沒神經的模樣,「還是原來那個深海嘛。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAhQpUMg0fZY
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「難道是火箭筒故障了嗎……?」澤田綱吉不禁得出了這樣的結論,不然實在說不通啊……403Please respect copyright.PENANAkrWsTgcvHk
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「嗯……」403Please respect copyright.PENANA8sJxcPqXek
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這時,作為話題中心的深海少女微微蹙眉,接著又鬆開,看著三個讓她感覺十分懷念的年輕面孔,開口,「雖然很高興你們能說我跟高中生一樣年輕,不過……我是從十年後來的沒錯。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAqJLBCjJ4ba
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就見深海光流如『往常』一樣癱著一張臉,在幾人震驚得不行的表情下,語氣特別鄭重地說道:403Please respect copyright.PENANA864LBsZEPW
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「我今年,二十七歲了。」也就是說,她不是未成年高中生了,謝謝。403Please respect copyright.PENANAmL5j025Xdy
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深海光流對於年齡詐欺什麼的其實一點興趣也沒有。403Please respect copyright.PENANAOA8pldkfN6
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「……」雖然妳這麼說而且感覺好像也沒騙人,但就是讓人無法相信啊喂!403Please respect copyright.PENANAKR8gHZKaG8
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「……kufufu……看來十年來妳都毫無長進啊,深海光流。」403Please respect copyright.PENANALNWEbCRnah
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就在澤田綱吉等人還遲遲無法接受自家小夥伴能把『凍齡』二字如此忠實的呈現──明明他們每一個十年後都跟現在差很多,少女妳怎麼就一成不變──六道骸已經冷靜地維持著一貫的態度走上前去,看著似乎真的沒什麼變化的深海光流。403Please respect copyright.PENANAVUwjRsxiLF
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「其實,論維持著惡趣味和中二性格這件事,你也是十年如一日的耕耘,絲毫沒有懈怠啊。」深海光流木著臉吐槽了回去,像現在一樣毫不留情,就像六道骸曾經說過的,牙尖嘴利得很,「比起你來,我還差得遠呢,骸。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAiZTgDpaRlz
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「……看來妳也不是毫無長進。」六道骸按捺住心中蠢蠢欲動地想要用力捅對方一叉子的慾望,咬牙切齒地,「至少嘴上功夫是與日俱增呢……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAgz8HqlXp3R
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「多謝誇獎。不過看到你們還真是懷念……現在是在學校裡吧。」沒有在意對方那幾乎要爆發的情緒,深海光流思索了一下,慢條斯理地說道,「對了……是在做巧克力嗎,今天正好是二月十四日。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAkex8aDI90f
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「十年後的深海桑竟然變成會關注情人節的人了……」澤田綱吉面色凝重,關注的點卻讓人不禁有些複雜。403Please respect copyright.PENANAd31S0e3bMv
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「其實只是剛好……對了,那麼正好……」深海光流偏頭想了想,似乎想起什麼地在白袍兩邊口袋掏了掏,拿出了幾份包裝精緻的盒子,「這些正好能送你們,算是感恩巧克力吧。」403Please respect copyright.PENANANICjqHMsmS
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說著把一個一個把巧克力分別塞到四個少年手中,分發完後站回原先的位置,看著每個人手上都有一盒巧克力,然後像是滿意自己的配置一樣地點點頭。403Please respect copyright.PENANAbyopzjRQDN
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「這個……真的要送我們?」澤田綱吉嚅囁地問了一句,看著手中的巧克力,有些不好意思──除了媽媽送的以外,他可是很少收到巧克力的!403Please respect copyright.PENANAckZJu0OcEd
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「當然了,我一直很想感謝你們的。」深海光流卻是十分認真地點點頭,「雖然有時候感覺熱鬧過頭了,但跟你們一起的日子其實一直都挺有趣的;你們也總是包容著我,不是嗎?」403Please respect copyright.PENANAP56Rad3Y8E
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「……總之,真的是很感謝你們。年輕的時候能認識你們,真的是很開心的一件事。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAh0VlgryVO6
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灰髮少女這麼說著,同時,就像是緩慢播放著的電影一般──從來都是平直而沒有任何柔和弧度的唇角,頭一次有了上揚的弧度。403Please respect copyright.PENANAEis2Unt9p4
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儘管只是十分微小的彎度,那在以往讓人感覺有些冰涼冷漠的面容一下子回暖了。403Please respect copyright.PENANAl5so9imb2w
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──此時此刻,這樣全然不同於熟悉的少女會展露的弧度,才真正讓人感覺到了,十年光陰悄然留下的痕跡。403Please respect copyright.PENANAlDFJQBsITS
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果然……這是十年後的深海桑啊。403Please respect copyright.PENANAkUXyqgsTW2
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而且好像……還變得更溫柔了呢──403Please respect copyright.PENANAaC8UHjM8r3
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「而且那些也只是借花獻佛,誠意也不太夠。」剛才還掛在臉上的微微笑迅速崩解,深海光流再度恢復成了原來那面癱的冷淡臉,「其實,我剛剛去了米魯菲歐雷,這些巧克力好像是仰慕者送白蘭的……但他血糖太高不能吃,我就都沒收了。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAKPiqlcw9Ki
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「……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAtTN7uzPsBm
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──不,他錯了……這哪裡是變得更溫柔了……十年都過去了,深海桑妳也一點也沒有意識到自己不擅長讀空氣這件事情麼?!403Please respect copyright.PENANATiKo0WivUe
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十年的時間,少女妳非但沒培養情商反而拿它餵狗去了是吧?!!403Please respect copyright.PENANA6W3dUzK5I9
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正當眾人還嘴角抽搐著、可能正在思考到底要不要吐槽,粉色煙霧再度漫起,十年後火箭筒的時效正好結束──於是眾人囧囧有神地看著煙霧又散,面無表情的灰髮少女抱著一堆包裝精緻的巧克力站在那兒。403Please respect copyright.PENANAh2IzInUIp4
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「那個……」剛回到現在的深海少女有些遲疑地開口,卻又停頓了一下,像是斟酌要怎麼說。403Please respect copyright.PENANAF8Sn9a4dUv
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「雖然不大好解釋……但我剛剛在十年後的杰索那裡搜刮了一些巧克力,有沒有人……」403Please respect copyright.PENANAw2w952ucLB
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「不了謝謝!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAMmPbtEXS6L
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【家教】前方高能非戰鬥人員死不撤離
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林廷廷

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Chapter.17開學日與情人節
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