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[粵語][搞笑][長篇] Re:從偷情開始的圍封世界生活
ISSUE #9
Author: 炎語冰
[粵語][搞笑][長篇] Re:從偷情開始的圍封世界生活
Author: 炎語冰
ISSUE #9
第九回 - 湯告老師
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「我係隸屬L城聯合宇宙政府的特工Ouroboros，專門協助陷入時間輪迴的人，脫離輪迴。」

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我呆咗咁企响度，「你講乜呀？可唔可以講返中文？」

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「唉，我簡單解釋吓咩叫『偷情輪迴』先。」痾拔甩拉我到樓梯坐低慢慢講。

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「『偷情輪迴』就係當一個人偷情次數去到一千次都冇畀人男朋友或者老公發現過，咁第一千次完事後離開嘅時候，就會返返去搞完嘢嘅時候，然後就進入萬劫不復，永永遠遠咁困响時間循環之中。」痾拔甩吸咗啖電子煙。

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我完全聽唔明佢講乜，「你真係痾拔甩㗎喎，點解你咁鐘意講英文，講返中文得唔得呀？」

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「我唔係叫痾拔甩，你可以我禤永倫。」痾拔甩好認真咁講，

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「好呀，痾拔甩。」我都懶認真咁回答佢。

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「我意思即係你做咗『異空戰士』或者上咗『恐怖郵輪』。」痾拔甩目無表情咁講。

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「吓，我係湯告老師，咁我要去邊度打死隻怪獸？」我即刻搵返包煙出嚟，弄弄盡盡咁點著佢。

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「呢個係命運嘅安排，不過冇怪獸，唔使驚，永倫响大廳。」痾拔甩個眼神成個李司祺咁。

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「邊個响大廳呀？隻怪獸呀？」呢條友講嘢真係好奇怪，正經講返廣東話唔得㗎喎。

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「我知一時間好難接受，簡單啲講即係你五日內要唔畀人發現下逃出逸葵樓。」痾拔甩用啡色嘅電子煙指住我。

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佢嘅電子煙有一陣檸檬茶味。

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「逃走係我強項丫，我個『朶』係Hong Kong Michael Scofield，睇我表演啦。」我食完支煙就離開。

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「記住我，我叫禤永倫，响呢度等你，幾次輸迴後見。」痾拔甩大聲叫，驚死我聽唔到。

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我返上13B，春蓮照樣全祼開門，又畀手機我睇，話老公唔返，然後佢又拉我入房。

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但今次我賓周損咗，佢除我條褲睇到粒馬蹄，就係咁笑我渣，一次就玩完。

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但佢唔記得咗我呢幾日同佢環遊咗六次世界，佢爽翻天，爽到腫呢。

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咪住，點解輸迴後，春蓮冇腫，但係我就仲係咁腫㗎。

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唔好理住，離開咗呢度先算。

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「唔得，我一定要走，唔可以同你開心多幾日。」我語重心長咁同春蓮講。

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「明嘅。」春蓮翹手斜眼啤住我粒馬蹄。

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我只好無奈咁等到檢測。

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因為我記得排隊去檢測係好多警察同醫護安排同維持秩序，但檢測完返上樓條路就冇人睇住，到時我轉身射個三分波……

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[粵語][搞笑][長篇] Re:從偷情開始的圍封世界生活
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Last updated: May 27, 2023
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