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[粵語][搞笑][長篇] Re:從偷情開始的圍封世界生活
ISSUE #25
Author: 炎語冰
[粵語][搞笑][長篇] Re:從偷情開始的圍封世界生活
Author: 炎語冰
ISSUE #25
第二十五回 - 加監
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新聞話葵涌村要圍封多兩日。

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我頓時晴天pat pat，咁我咪要做多兩日三文治，我寧願死咗去好過。

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我入廚房拎把菜刀出嚟，一刀切咗小達達，以洩我呢兩日被凌辱嘅心頭之憤。

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春蓮嚇到大叫，「啊～～～～～」佢叫得仲勁過鄭嘉穎。

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然後我一刀割自己喉嚨。

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「仆街喇，逸葵樓畀人圍封強檢呀。」

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又返返嚟第一日。

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我終於諗到有乜方法走又唔畀人發現，又唔使被人凌辱。

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我首先求其諗個原因同春蓮講，我唔可以落去登記。

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因為我知道住到第三日，會畀薩爾達發現，一定要三日內逃出去。

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然後匿埋响衣櫃入面。

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等到乜都安定好晒喇，春蓮畀我睇薩爾達話唔返嚟嘅WhatsApp訊息，之後當然順便環遊世界一次先，跟住先做正經嘢。

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我等到晚飯時，派飯個人嚟到。

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我打開門同派飯個人講：「我有物資想要呀。」

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「要乜都要打去hotline啦，我派飯咋。」派飯仔掉低飯就想走。

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「咪走住。」我喝停佢，「我想要嘅物資......係你呀～～～～～」

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我箍住佢條頸，拉佢入屋。

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春蓮好合作咁閉埋度門。

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「你做乜呀？我派飯咋。」派飯仔極力掙扎，反身掙脫開，「你咪埋嚟呀，你地痴線㗎？」

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Photo Credit: 明報

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參考資料：419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3mjj5yxA7
​​​​​​​故事係根據真實時、地、人改篇，以下係真實加監新聞。

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炎語冰作品包括：

緊急連載中：廁所小說419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGTjH6Kn8U

世界上第一部為了大家不要浪費如廁時間而設的小說。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0ZPaMHHgS

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長篇小說：​​​​​​​《三元特工隊》第一季之聲波陰謀419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtIfK0g8AM
由不同平行宇宙的特工所組成的最強特工隊，是拯救世界的唯一關鍵。

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[粵語][搞笑][長篇] Re:從偷情開始的圍封世界生活
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Last updated: May 27, 2023
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