Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.646Please respect copyright.PENANAovE0eVTAgd
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,646Please respect copyright.PENANAYPu5cWD9ow
Invading my mind day and through the night,646Please respect copyright.PENANA0fiSd7n2Th
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.646Please respect copyright.PENANAstHdQZ6bvt
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?646Please respect copyright.PENANAnAklu86oTT
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.646Please respect copyright.PENANAHW6wKbq2XT
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,646Please respect copyright.PENANAz4Vaq7mYB8
And the springtime has the sad graduate.646Please respect copyright.PENANAVZUzdFLPC9
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.646Please respect copyright.PENANAgo1pcxmZA5
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.646Please respect copyright.PENANArhzALeHCFm
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.646Please respect copyright.PENANAvm4GbhpgOP
My hate for you is the fine compromise.646Please respect copyright.PENANAJUywwwc7p0
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,646Please respect copyright.PENANABdbO6dPU1b
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.646Please respect copyright.PENANAXE0Zdrx1DO
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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