How do you put an elephant in a Safeway shopping cart?
You take the "s" out of safe and the "f" out of way. (There's no f-in way)
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Stupid Cruel Jokes
Comedy
Humor
Parody
Last updated: Jun 17, 2017
Total word count: 806
Total reading time: 4 Minutes
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