從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8sJmnlnlX
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rtDZOW0nm
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIT18tSLByx
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTROWlxSpF0
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMmzVF1tfB
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGtxpwOgHH
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxygtnaALo
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczf60EFBrR
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3eUijqUDX
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91YdLd2Bwz
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmNIh6ms1R
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp3Ete4na7
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHShVl7ZxL
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耳機插頭默默伸長。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFprTrU4Mn
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡra0Fj4SmO7
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電電，卒。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH6mneyMa6
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUJKgabGgO
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabRpZrJg9E
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“上鳴！！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTf8v9u9sl7
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhc6GwgQfbC
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZVINwLK9y
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOINlOrn0K
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“我們？！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFcVsycscv
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小姐姐震驚了。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHBuQMNqod
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIDmKT8jSl
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpz4LXTxbT
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRzfUK2eAL
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx64jt3yBwz
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzpoW6bMON
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來日方長。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAsB3zi6qO
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他們還有很長很長的時間。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicDvacHQPW
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8J6XKbToxL
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvJWQlJIQP
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVSyyT0dma
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耳郎︰“……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrHs3onogs
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摔！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqT5A2Z7Cq
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKc6ccwFSF
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorKdUfWum8
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxeaTIgPnL
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlofP27LGFl
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“……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuw5GS4cWvS
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhgYELsRuG
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvNP8b6CPf
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“……”迷之微笑。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMbuJ5EtZi
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“ 擦。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmry5ZLbMY2
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwv3VpMaLt
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeF3myBtz0
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDCFnWpT52
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也是非常頑強了……477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UOiNaWmwX
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCl3v3sW6l
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“哇啊啊啊！！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXvZG5rcgn
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxJoGGMCWj
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniGkMH8HvG
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVJxtLyAap
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGNcz1GVvj
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKCB9YYvPO
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rEtvFHXwA
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2itOMVEsJD
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsrlqaRT2H
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ljY35FmjG
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ILoClj3eI
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GiwicxqnB
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZU0Yssc7x
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL3rKYSHw9
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想！都！別！想！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZahouFhg7
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1iKM4uyIm
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMl1x3nG9Kj
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嗯？477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW71deiWPbp
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswsxbu5RLL
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25WlM0pQLS
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4Icu7tx4M
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YokwBMyaN
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYo3NekxmO
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0YXUyaL9p
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我一個都不想選！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmzlAr8vHK
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMsFUecYa5
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJ5ySKqatl
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ItcxjcOJe
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“不，我不要！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYU4XNrKzi
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“快點。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vYXgdbFYe
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRby5wRb5U
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“少廢話。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqBTrmsTZg
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnz2FI3TfJ
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD2ECfTHGp
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“想……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWGlqwroWO
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuNUa306N7
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最討厭停電了！！！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4FRuemzd2
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明天就去投訴物業！！！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77XWRaEsrD
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj44JQhVpf9
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDILjM3sWrN
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七點。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFGe1CIiXj
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrez1Qvgb4B
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTb7YLxI1s
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVZamHCYWJ
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGQNYhQYGC
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“是嗎？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCC74G2gn8F
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrchI2vh6cQ
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9q2WEr6LVO
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G2cpvzTqA
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARq0nyXdvC
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2eqAumMm5
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0YU4kL7lH
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鎭？477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkm6uoXEH7
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耳郎扶額︰“……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfJ5Okrche
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真是沒眼看了。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpFOO716V5
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkj2mEA7ho
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9f4dwie8VK
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhQACNUQtD
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7QjWSgNdV
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDyP0sO3zo
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6pioMdaDr
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrFdwSh7Mg
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7vVM7xZFN
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeYXqI2NLu
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“喂！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJyXKdpVhH
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkDgwzz9Ve
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatTP92FW0p
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUNPQwrHnF
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoSrNoZHnH
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxv3OhqRQ6
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRA1I5wcP2
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9TzEa6Xgg
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上耳︰“……”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvvrukcA7r
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這幫家伙真不客氣。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaUldP5XcA
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM93qsC9MEN
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMjXJrYtTJ
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBCXljUwCl
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUbqbx4XrH
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2p0gPtl3A6
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUpByDZpUI
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6te0K5U28
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxOEb0GswN
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx89f6nGGaZ
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8eIFE9Bxl
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoM9enIkwB
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfG40cTxalL
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02L4gpVmWp
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眾︰“……？”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOQBn3GMdW
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzwMtxoUXI
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU3TE5XWCh
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“我樂意寵她。”477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT6aGKTb6g
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你們管得著嗎？477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMH44OeEXeV
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