從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ePYCqJQUg
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzvG3pOqCc
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtF12Cc4qKs
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhs4mpBPiM
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HfGii4flg
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaRtWifLeF
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50i80zcVNW
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3WFOPNQqn
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZj680k3O5
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWtWLECb1B
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3ZzTHSXfV
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYdjRVtpBq
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLd9quoOGZk
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耳機插頭默默伸長。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcHDvjrfIp
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3RTn77IYM
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電電，卒。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfc46aigHSJ
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7iIRuoNk7
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“？？？”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OgHKK7z1h
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnugguUA71
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“上鳴！！”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGZWlZLiKv
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GRoEwO4oj
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeuWjQeYMg
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfukJrxFsIA
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“我們？！”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBL7i7bztSB
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小姐姐震驚了。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmawguiMRJ
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAW3jeopfR
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhFfw3KLOx
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpP5s5Ebtb
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNbva6NF1D
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFS50qeji0
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來日方長。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs3gI9VZ8W
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他們還有很長很長的時間。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAy7T75Umj1
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJYA30ukXJ
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ944NXOjBEx
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPhNPuD2Cz
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耳郎︰“……”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUKVOZGAlX
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摔！478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMbclHfXJL
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVsnSjEnHL
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZL87MkbgW
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzx3dsPtsQ
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljQbdPu1tV
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“……”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiCAuTKiHc
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoc5GYMKAln
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv53Kpa1FVm
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“……”迷之微笑。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DWoBs9Z7z
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“ 擦。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVyOGVmKR4
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2lKDE4trt
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXKWZcn22T
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsKoELs9u2
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也是非常頑強了……478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zLmpjrPdY
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCL9uWgrwc
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“哇啊啊啊！！”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOy91B6PWL
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Zoy0NRr8i
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AACtMVimU
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwDw7u8wEH
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PvCPTNopF
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBKuTg02z0
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaSbe7gdjl
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sWJMR5dTC
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUXYhZaykQ
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUviQWH7BO
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBYFu0CLsY
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SnGuDfkpg
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhVVzO0sfS
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRnM3284HG
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想！都！別！想！478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡio1dnKdStL
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKzTPyfATQ
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLcy5AfYD1
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嗯？478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVSmtUHgfH
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4O9ZvrSBk
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVE554aQIOF
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYKmWSjEzz
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaf7C5joGl
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66Ak9hWTbv
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWQYe0VzEE
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我一個都不想選！478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJDAHaZdO5
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19j97Og0ra
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ojDT6gNa9
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLQ6TCuY0n
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“不，我不要！”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wwynKj519
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“快點。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f65eXwedI
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6TOxJxli3
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“少廢話。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzZ6rhs9ro
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOMqL0AAYt
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpFY3bmDJX
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“想……”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQtdRIxFyB
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mp6xybUVY
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最討厭停電了！！！478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1IEcS9zDb
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明天就去投訴物業！！！478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5TAw2WF4l
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurUeSlVkxx
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC21sOW6kII
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七點。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zRmvgkKRA
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTCBkOUsp5
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNAOpyKGrL
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkAsZ5EFbJ
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3oamfUabD
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“是嗎？”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3rKUQPvTD
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkUrItSi30
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetfP5uaxdZ
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6URffJyjGY
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8arFTd7DIo
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi5lqklQ6V
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUwgi58A5Z
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鎭？478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlLKtp7ebV
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耳郎扶額︰“……”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntcdeuWPrh
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真是沒眼看了。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpCA7EgXhK
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0YkFCmXEH
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxqm4GaTQR
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnou9lflI56
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfQzseaHVB
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJocJTzVCwW
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1clh0cBKb
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZGeMITLtg
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdtzt85HiR
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6eq0bBKTJ
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“喂！”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxRXsAae7X
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVULDJYFhaJ
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqSEm8t5Yg
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPjOSvWUm0
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmD9QI3SAh
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbhvBaBq09
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN2oJyIaXt
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcT1JtVUATs
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上耳︰“……”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrp63gUi5L
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這幫家伙真不客氣。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgq2xM2oB5
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BQRVqox97
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkLdXG8por
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXCrVt4Qzo
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW9Gys8sNu
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DGm5zZnEa
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtH8M3lkZI0
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MSs9Z0idU
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1J78IEK5l
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pq9YlC1FV
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNsmPuyu3u
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAqJ7vuCiH
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvj3kk5wVIl
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCuqa7XtCS
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眾︰“……？”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XtyZUZ5YZ
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xIIPBCnxq
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMMvJceLrF
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“我樂意寵她。”478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdL21l1YPBU
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你們管得著嗎？478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqsWZkQbmR
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