轟——!87Please respect copyright.PENANAUnZ19kPVwa
(天地間一聲巨響,出現一朵巨大的蘑菇雲。)87Please respect copyright.PENANAFuG9CjKgEb
(天庭)87Please respect copyright.PENANAmKz7KejEXF
(靈霄殿)87Please respect copyright.PENANAaN4cIaYvYz
(玉帝正趴在桌子上睡覺)87Please respect copyright.PENANAqt1Gk4RZJz
傳令官:報——!!!87Please respect copyright.PENANA6bhi9FE8WX
(玉帝一驚,伸著懶腰醒來)87Please respect copyright.PENANAIxbvj20dpS
玉帝:什麽事啊?這麽大聲?又打擾我睡覺。87Please respect copyright.PENANAdUYIt7C0Kd
傳令官:千裏眼、順風耳在殿外求見。87Please respect copyright.PENANAtxWbGci2BW
玉帝:傳。(趴在桌上繼續睡覺)87Please respect copyright.PENANAOhlr9JoiXa
(千裏眼和順風耳興致勃勃的走上殿來)87Please respect copyright.PENANAscClsUimEO
千裏眼:陛下,我們耗時千年研製的元子神彈,今日在下界爆裂成功啦!87Please respect copyright.PENANAiwjA7zMcxB
玉帝(猛地醒來):哦!真的?耶!耶!(狂喜)87Please respect copyright.PENANADNuBpJInmy
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的聲音太巨大了,竟震壞我兩個耳膜。87Please respect copyright.PENANAooShKu4KnC
玉帝:你不是有九九八十一個耳膜嗎?震壞兩個算什麽?別大驚小怪的。87Please respect copyright.PENANAcYLWoLa9WI
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂時發出強烈刺眼的光線……87Please respect copyright.PENANAvXzbSMfQIf
玉帝:啊!你的眼睛沒受傷害吧?你只有兩只眼睛。87Please respect copyright.PENANAHoLguHaOv8
千裏眼:哈哈!沒,沒。我戴墨鏡看的。87Please respect copyright.PENANAlkRkZhA4Cl
玉帝:算你小子聰明!87Please respect copyright.PENANAjBN4syE4jR
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂後生成直沖天庭像蘑菇一般巨大的雲煙,壯觀無比!我從來沒看到過那麽美麗的景色。87Please respect copyright.PENANAm92Fgf9n9R
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的余音不斷,聽得我心曠神怡。87Please respect copyright.PENANA7HGyUuxmyZ
玉帝:哦?這麽壯觀的場景怎麽不早先告我?!87Please respect copyright.PENANAPIi3YCWyZ4
千裏眼:陛下,你忘了我的眼睛有錄製功能。我已經把神彈爆裂實況全部錄製下來,你想看隨時就可以看。87Please respect copyright.PENANAIJEZcLY9vy
玉帝:真有你小子的!87Please respect copyright.PENANA1MFLZdhyGN
順風耳:可惜我的耳朵沒錄製功能,沒錄下元子神彈的爆裂聲音。87Please respect copyright.PENANAXkqkmO12JD
玉帝:唉!沒關系,就當看無聲電影吧。小順子,下去把你的耳朵改造改造。你不知道聲音也在滅絕嗎?隨時隨地錄製聲音,很具有生物學價值。87Please respect copyright.PENANAwmQJNCbP5C
順風耳:謝陛下指點。等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣絕對會全全錄製元子神彈的聲音。87Please respect copyright.PENANAMGNpMrb61B
千裏眼:等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣會戴上彩色的眼鏡,不會讓你再看黑白電影。87Please respect copyright.PENANAIsifUpoeG1
玉帝:都給我住口!87Please respect copyright.PENANALfzLwX8oR7
千裏眼/順風耳:陛下,我們的想法難道不好嗎?87Please respect copyright.PENANA22IMDpPFCt
玉帝:是好想法。做為你們的老大,我常常教導你們,做神要低調,不要張口閉口神啊神的。87Please respect copyright.PENANAyzmqjSOFka
千裏眼/順風耳:臣等明白!87Please respect copyright.PENANAVSoyBSb9jH
玉帝:以後說起元子神彈要去掉「神」字,改稱——元子彈。87Please respect copyright.PENANASxLTtPaE5E
千裏眼/順風耳:元子彈???87Please respect copyright.PENANAPNOJXYJpMm
(在下界元子彈的爆裂處——花果山,位於沙漠地帶,山上山下寸草不生。由於上界元子彈87Please respect copyright.PENANA98tdBgvreJ
爆裂,產生肥沃的土壤,使花果山方圓百裏變的有花、有果,成為名副其實的——花果山!)87Please respect copyright.PENANAdRa23VluAs
(山上莫名其妙地會聚了一群猴子)87Please respect copyright.PENANAArLKwqnohn
(由於上界在此進行了上千年的元子彈試驗,一個路過的猴子慘遭輻射,導致基因突變,成87Please respect copyright.PENANAwDRutFrP7M
為神猴!親們,因為神猴是元子彈產生的,所以這裏我們先稱神猴為——元猴。)87Please respect copyright.PENANARN5c9prG0Y
(山上的群猴正在水裏洗澡、玩耍,元猴走到水邊,準備跳入水中)87Please respect copyright.PENANAdiCSeDzmII
通背猿猴:等等!(一把攔住元猴)87Please respect copyright.PENANAAACHdTASnt
元猴:幹嘛?87Please respect copyright.PENANAgLcNyoxMCH
通背猿猴:你要幹嘛?87Please respect copyright.PENANAAXhEkr54a6
元猴:我打算洗個澡。可以吧?87Please respect copyright.PENANAplQDPfGzNu
通背猿猴:可以。87Please respect copyright.PENANAmSJpXTX0fg
(元猴想跳入水中,又被一把攔住)87Please respect copyright.PENANAxu8DFPiYLU
元猴:你要幹嘛?87Please respect copyright.PENANAr4tMDsbOBt
通背猿猴:我……我聞到你身上有股怪味兒。87Please respect copyright.PENANAbrQ6u3Dl5U
元猴:不是怪味兒,是火藥味兒。你的鼻子出問題了,勸你趕快去看五官科的太醫。87Please respect copyright.PENANAjNgGbbK9iX
通背猿猴:你身上怎麽會有火藥味兒?87Please respect copyright.PENANAxiVxz5KVk9
元猴:說來話長。87Please respect copyright.PENANALM0AwM86Km
通背猿猴:我想聽聽。87Please respect copyright.PENANABzQlH0mgv8
元猴:我急著洗澡,我洗澡先怎樣?87Please respect copyright.PENANAVwhWIfFUyM
通背猿猴:我急著聽你的話,你說先怎樣?87Please respect copyright.PENANAXOD8z8aF41
元猴:好吧。關於我身上的火藥味兒~~~87Please respect copyright.PENANAlYPeOkDis3
通背猿猴:嗯……87Please respect copyright.PENANAooubujnRui
元猴:一不小心就有了。87Please respect copyright.PENANABWWWWiomN8
通背猿猴:啊。87Please respect copyright.PENANAmpzddQtSem
(噗通!元猴縱身跳入水中)87Please respect copyright.PENANA3hyk0VaMf6
通背猿猴:哇!這個入水動作,簡直太美了!87Please respect copyright.PENANAnL2u7TDU5p
(群猴繼續在水裏玩耍。忽然,聽到一個猴子大叫!)87Please respect copyright.PENANA4LfxEL5PDR
猴子甲:有黑洞!有黑洞!……87Please respect copyright.PENANAipbEenag9G
(猴子甲指著上流的瀑布處大叫著,水中群猴都被吸引上岸)87Please respect copyright.PENANA76bUpk5VeF
通背猿猴:黑洞?什麽是黑洞啊?87Please respect copyright.PENANAeVtFrhw77R
元猴:笨豬!黑洞就是沒有燈光和火光的洞啦!87Please respect copyright.PENANATJ1pChUCdl
通背猿猴:貌似你知道很多。你進去看看怎樣?87Please respect copyright.PENANAs9Wg5uhfsn
元猴:有誰進去過沒有?87Please respect copyright.PENANA1ghmXUA8Wb
通背猿猴:剛發現的,應該沒有。87Please respect copyright.PENANAAqFF8BsVDz
元猴:我可沒那個膽量。87Please respect copyright.PENANAf1QketPweS
通背猿猴:那你瞎嚷嚷什麽?87Please respect copyright.PENANAWDQuaIf6wM
元猴:我看你不了解,解釋一下給你聽嘍。87Please respect copyright.PENANATxvnKS32n7
通背猿猴:哪個膽大的敢進洞看看啊?87Please respect copyright.PENANAwmQqydpFXj
(眾猴不語)87Please respect copyright.PENANAk4QSmOuQZT
通背猿猴:誰敢進黑洞,我們就拜他為王!87Please respect copyright.PENANAYqQ1YRlygN
(眾猴又不語。過了一會兒)87Please respect copyright.PENANA2P1oYcP4na
元猴:我進去看看怎樣?87Please respect copyright.PENANAphpfNOtEGl
通背猿猴:你怎麽過了一會兒才說出來?87Please respect copyright.PENANANcemw8QjCo
元猴:我一向很謙虛,沒想到諸位比我更謙虛。我花時間考慮了一下,最後做出決定,所以87Please respect copyright.PENANAFxXnmE13kg
過了一會兒。87Please respect copyright.PENANA7RKjm36MkU
通背猿猴:廢話少說!你這就進洞吧。87Please respect copyright.PENANAlDyf1IeZrF
元猴:我有個要求。87Please respect copyright.PENANAhx6jaMWfbA
通背猿猴:說。87Please respect copyright.PENANAluwH6T3PbY
元猴:我聽說身體進入黑洞可能會導致時空穿越,如果我進黑洞後穿越到500年前或500年後,猴王不但做不成,我從此還消失了。87Please respect copyright.PENANA0cMya9eE32
通背猿猴:你想怎樣?87Please respect copyright.PENANA4OXSv0AeG8
元猴:你們總的建個標誌性的建築紀念紀念我吧?87Please respect copyright.PENANAcL5FsRfWzR
通背猿猴:好!你消失後就在此給你立個牌子,上寫:某某某在此穿越!87Please respect copyright.PENANA1gGRk9jkpg
元猴:牌子的原料要選非常堅硬的石頭,「某某某在此穿越!」要選用利刀深深的刻在石頭上面,還要……87Please respect copyright.PENANA4eE7z552Kl
通背猿猴:好!好!好!都答應你!你快進去吧!進去吧!87Please respect copyright.PENANALT1tzexWa5
(通背猿猴雙手一推元猴,元猴飛身離地,穿過瀑布,進入黑洞)87Please respect copyright.PENANAdvSlZB5NIl
(黑洞內金光閃閃!)87Please respect copyright.PENANAZJt3i2Lz3k
元猴:哇!難道這裏是座寶藏?87Please respect copyright.PENANAcfcd3bDtx8
(走近一看,石壁上有10個閃閃發光的大字:花果山福地,水簾洞洞天。)87Please respect copyright.PENANABWV8a3BwHr
元猴:靠!我以為是金銀珠寶,原來只是幾個閃光字。87Please respect copyright.PENANAJOo1PN8qvE
(砰!一聲,拿出一火把點亮。環視洞中,發現有石鍋、石竈、石碗、石杯、石盆、87Please respect copyright.PENANAkBj63zgyMe
石床、石凳……)87Please respect copyright.PENANA2K6MmIRRB2
元猴:這兒家具挺全的,以前應該有人居住。不會是山頂洞人吧?87Please respect copyright.PENANAm9dUEZ2aZZ
(洞外)87Please respect copyright.PENANALM4EigX72w
眾猴:怎麽還不出來?87Please respect copyright.PENANAGe3W17nFJb
通背猿猴:唉!我們為他立碑吧。87Please respect copyright.PENANADwqvoIWeQt
(嗖——!一聲,但見瀑布處水花濺出,緊接著有一不明飛行物飛出黑洞!)87Please respect copyright.PENANA4F9mt3Uj4G
通背猿猴:有飛碟!87Please respect copyright.PENANABYdpFRIVy4
(不明飛行物一落地,卻是元猴。眾猴圍上)87Please respect copyright.PENANAqjo8bNKr3e
眾猴:黑洞裏邊有什麽?黑洞裏邊有什麽?…………87Please respect copyright.PENANAm6w5oeoJPd
元猴:這個……87Please respect copyright.PENANAUwpgta1jAZ
通背猿猴:某某某,黑洞裏邊有什麽?快說!87Please respect copyright.PENANAaI1P5jxcd5
眾猴:某某某快說!某某某快說!……87Please respect copyright.PENANASOICtXQVb6
元猴:諸位,你們對我的稱謂,是不是該換換了?87Please respect copyright.PENANAE0179XHsy3
通背猿猴:什麽稱謂換換什麽啦?87Please respect copyright.PENANA7o3UJdlA8Q
元猴:你當眾說,誰敢進洞就拜誰為王。我進去了。你們這幫無賴還不拜我為王!87Please respect copyright.PENANA4NXMbJdbT1
通背猿猴:哈哈!不好意思。我們一時心急想知道黑洞的秘密,把那事忘了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAMZf1qYzGzh
元猴:現在想起來了吧?用不用我再提醒你們一遍?87Please respect copyright.PENANAKAekEQdLxN
通背猿猴:不用!不用!都來拜見我們的大王!87Please respect copyright.PENANAzbrCEMAOne
眾猴:拜見大王!87Please respect copyright.PENANAKy2hNbwuOT
(群猴俯首而拜,高呼:大王萬歲!)87Please respect copyright.PENANATIWXMrjZBm
通背猿猴:大王啊,黑洞裏面……87Please respect copyright.PENANALczBhpVYi0
猴王:黑洞裏面是個三室兩廳兩衛的房子。87Please respect copyright.PENANAGErewUWGgG
通背猿猴:原來是個三居室。87Please respect copyright.PENANArM3MABNfDR
猴王:可以這麽說。87Please respect copyright.PENANA3p1BJjsdFp
通背猿猴:房子不小,可惜容不下我們全部入住。留著給大王住吧。87Please respect copyright.PENANAfyFdfiiINN
猴王:雖是個三居室,可每居都有上百平米,足夠我們全全入住。87Please respect copyright.PENANAagXiT3G3x0
通背猿猴:哦!這樣的話,我們就和大王群居!87Please respect copyright.PENANA4Bgs4f3xZO
猴王:是同居!你用詞文雅一點好不好?87Please respect copyright.PENANAuTZhmr48EW
通背猿猴:我們什麽時候搬進去?87Please respect copyright.PENANA2mKqEL5Ce4
猴王:現在就搬。隨我來!87Please respect copyright.PENANAFZEgrJSgOZ
(群猴跟著猴王飛入洞中)87Please respect copyright.PENANAdp9cShL1aJ
(在洞內,眾猴張燈結彩,手舞足蹈,歡天喜地!)87Please respect copyright.PENANAUo3KrFtfhW
(通背猿猴看到那幾個閃光的字)87Please respect copyright.PENANAEqkQCn0VeR
通背猿猴:哈哈!原來這黑洞叫水簾洞。好名字!好名字呀!87Please respect copyright.PENANAnUep8qnb7A
猴子甲:大王,你也應該有個好名字才好。87Please respect copyright.PENANAdHrDlkOtOq
猴王:你們稱我為王,我已經心滿意足。87Please respect copyright.PENANA4W6W3wpMP4
通背猿猴:大王,我看到你縱身跳水的姿勢非常的美,那一瞬間,使我終身難忘。87Please respect copyright.PENANAfpx3MiCANd
猴王:待會兒出去,我再跳給你看。87Please respect copyright.PENANAzHvjufzmtV
通背猿猴:不如,我們就稱你為美猴王吧!87Please respect copyright.PENANAKjyQshEw8C
猴王:美猴王?87Please respect copyright.PENANAYpwKPOlZvO
群猴:美猴王!美猴王!美猴王!…………87Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7tWUTGIio
猴王:隨你們的便啦。87Please respect copyright.PENANAsKjmYzV71t
猴子甲:大王叫美猴王,我叫麗猴王!87Please respect copyright.PENANAS6MPIF5N74
猴子乙:我叫帥猴王!87Please respect copyright.PENANAx0l6PaHuQH
猴子丙:我叫酷猴王!87Please respect copyright.PENANA7TBc98Yu6j
…………87Please respect copyright.PENANAMLuyYVQaf7
(美猴王把通背猿猴叫道一旁)87Please respect copyright.PENANASVkHGrWQqn
美猴王:你打算叫什麽?87Please respect copyright.PENANATOYkkgSkLP
通背猿猴:好名字都被他們搶了,我無所謂了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAlQI3B1L3xp
美猴王:你貴姓?87Please respect copyright.PENANAPc6wM2HicC
通背猿猴:姓通。87Please respect copyright.PENANAUnBRNRpBv7
美猴王:名字?87Please respect copyright.PENANAxeBaw56i4A
通背猿猴:背。87Please respect copyright.PENANA8XUhtePq3c
美猴王:背什麽?87Please respect copyright.PENANASqQ3fmtJ2U
通背猿猴:只有一個背。87Please respect copyright.PENANATYRRNJzyFD
美猴王:嗯,本大王冊封你為通背猴王怎樣?87Please respect copyright.PENANAxNvNPwBmeq
通背猿猴:好名字!大王有文采!87Please respect copyright.PENANAkg3etbemqS
(至此,花果山水簾洞建立了以美猴王為首的猴王帝國!)87Please respect copyright.PENANAqVUm9uoV9g
(一日,美猴王正在設宴與群臣喝酒,傳令猴急匆匆跑進水簾洞)87Please respect copyright.PENANAVp2Wtgk0RM
傳令猴:報告大王,出事了!87Please respect copyright.PENANAkGFVN1VuiV
美猴王:愛卿何事驚慌?87Please respect copyright.PENANAyqGcamKBp3
傳令猴:帥猴王在攀山時不小心墜入懸崖摔死了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAbENq3Jmfxx
美猴王:啊!我的帥愛卿,你去的太早了!55555……(痛哭流涕)87Please respect copyright.PENANAYJlgdrejbz
(美猴王在花果山為帥猴王舉行了莊嚴隆重的葬禮。葬禮上,群猴紛紛落淚。)87Please respect copyright.PENANAc7zCVPoLEA
(群猴都不哭了,只有美猴王哭泣不止)87Please respect copyright.PENANAzE6LO7fQWA
通背猿猴:大王,猴死不能復生。希望你……87Please respect copyright.PENANAB9v3UoFX7z
美猴王:55555……(哭的更加厲害)87Please respect copyright.PENANAdMF939JlGT
群猴:大王,別哭了。帥猴王永遠活在我們心中。87Please respect copyright.PENANA9PgZZoAL4h
美猴王:我不是僅僅為我的帥愛卿而哭,他只不過是去的早了一點。諸位想一想,百年之後我們都會像帥猴王一樣離開這個美麗富饒的花果山,離開這個逍遙自在世界。你們不覺得這樣的結局很悲慘嗎?87Please respect copyright.PENANAYCP8ckALNo
(群猴聽罷,一個個掩面悲啼!)87Please respect copyright.PENANAwbnQgYDhi0
通背猿猴:大王,你的意思是,我們活的再長久,都不免一死?87Please respect copyright.PENANAElujFGkb9r
美猴王:嗯啊!87Please respect copyright.PENANAkjfH5JaXZl
通背猿猴:大王想要長生不死,不是沒有辦法。87Please respect copyright.PENANApEXWFY8vgx
美猴王:不是沒有辦法就是有辦法了?87Please respect copyright.PENANAOZGJ4TJeaF
通背猿猴:嗯啊!87Please respect copyright.PENANAXErOiZkMHB
美猴王:快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!………87Please respect copyright.PENANAJljucQBgc5
通背猿猴:在海外的古洞仙山住有神仙,大王可登門拜訪,學個長生不老之術,不生不滅,與天地山川齊壽!87Please respect copyright.PENANAdWLvNC2cTZ
美猴王:來人!87Please respect copyright.PENANAZZvzgEB7kJ
傳令猴:大王何事?87Please respect copyright.PENANAusCJQpW0XG
美猴王:備船!87Please respect copyright.PENANA5K6tNLgk2x
傳令猴:是!87Please respect copyright.PENANAxn6iRSpGmJ
(嗖——!猴王乘船漂洋過海尋訪神仙去了)87Please respect copyright.PENANAXprADuIBiW
87Please respect copyright.PENANACaDr0Td8aG
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大話囍遊
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刀鋒戰水

ISSUE #1
第01回 猴王出世
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